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Since I see all of you as a family, I felt the need to let you all know this sad story of mine. I don't know how many of you knew my platypus that well, or how many of you even knew him at all, but Hubert is no longer with us. He passed away today, to a freak accident know as spontaneous combustion. Don't google that if you don't know it, it's pretty brutal to witness. I'm sure he's in a better place and all, but I'm still saddened by this. Hubert was the only thing to truly understand me. There won't be another one like him.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Platypuses are serious business too.

 

IT DIED YOU SICK SICKO SICKLY SICKED.

 

We're talking about Larxene remember? And also' date=' this is the internet.

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IT WAS A VERY PERSONAL PLATYPUS FOR ALL OF US YOU SICK SICKOS SICKLY SICKED.

 

OH AND ALSO, DYING'S VERY UNPLEASANT, WOULD YOU FOLKS LIKE TO DIE? HMM? YEAH THIS'S THE GOD DAMN INTERNET, HOW OBSERVANT. IT'S NOT LIKE OUR METHOD OF COMMUNICATION MATTERS ANYMORE WITH HUBERT GONE. OH HE'S GONE!

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Not... Hubert.

 

I remember that little platypus. It was so nice to me... it always showed me where Corporal hid his cookies, and then I'd pig out on 'em.

 

I can't believe he died. I feel your pain. A few days ago, my pet Darkrai died fainted. Poor thing... it'll never Dark Void again.

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Not... Hubert.

 

I remember that little platypus. It was so nice to me... it always showed me where Corporal hid his cookies' date=' and then I'd pig out on 'em.

 

I can't believe he died. I feel your pain. A few days ago, my pet Darkrai [s']died[/s] fainted. Poor thing... it'll never Dark Void again.

 

You can always take him to the nearest pokemon center. The only platypus center Hubert will ever see is gonna be with the big guy.

 

 

 

 

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Knowing that he's in a better place is what keeps me going. J:

... Almost any place is better without Obama.

Yeah' date=' what with his "free healthcare" and "stimulating the economy". Lemme' tell ya, that guy is a Kenyan alien communist dictator socialist demon terrorist robot from Kenya [i']and[/i] hell.

 

Hell is a good place. Thus, Obama can not be from there.

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Knowing that he's in a better place is what keeps me going. J:

... Almost any place is better without Obama.

Yeah' date=' what with his "free healthcare" and "stimulating the economy". Lemme' tell ya, that guy is a Kenyan alien communist dictator socialist demon terrorist robot from Kenya [i']and[/i] hell.

I know, it's disgusting.

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