LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Well I'm outta jokes now, offensive or non-offensive, doesn't matter, as long as it's funny ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 my ones kinda offensive to dwarfs, here we go: [spoiler=joke] a dwarf and his mate walk into a bar and the dwarf says,"drinks are on me." then he realises that he doesn't have enough money so he says to his friend,"can I borrow some money, I'm a bit short." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 my ones kinda offensive to dwarfs' date=' here we go: [spoiler=joke'] a dwarf and his mate walk into a bar and the dwarf says,"drinks are on me." then he realises that he doesn't have enough money so he says to his friend,"can I borrow some money, I'm a bit short." -.- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godot Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 my ones kinda offensive to dwarfs' date=' here we go: [spoiler=joke'] a dwarf and his mate walk into a bar and the dwarf says,"drinks are on me." then he realises that he doesn't have enough money so he says to his friend,"can I borrow some money, I'm a bit short." You just ruined my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 lol, was a kinda bad joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjs best Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 i do good jokes but they are all offensive in many ways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 That's the point of this thread, dood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 i do good jokes but they are all offensive in many ways *facepalm* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aequitas Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Spongebob can't drive, is yellow, and has a small penis. Who is he? [spoiler=]Asian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Spongebob can't drive' date=' is yellow, and has a small penis. Who is he? [spoiler=']Asian Not funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aequitas Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 What is the difference between a box of pizza and a black man? A box of pizza can support a family of five. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 What is the difference between a box of pizza and a black man? A box of pizza can support a family of five. Bordering racist, but still kinda funny... in a way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews. I Lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Safety in numbers joke was kinda epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Hurrah, I have dominated this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Lolz. OGM, teh lolz r hre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niño Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Q: What do you do when you see a floating television at the middle of the night in your house? [spoiler=A:]"FREEZE jabroni'!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 lol, I heard that one before, same thing with 2 small white lights in a dark alley... yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kizzi Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Q: What do you do when you see a floating television at the middle of the night in your house? [spoiler=A:]"FREEZE jabroni'!" You guys have shiny white TVs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon© Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Spongebob can't drive' date=' is yellow, and has a small penis. Who is he? [spoiler=']Asian Even though racist jokes are allowed, you are a racist. D: I'm asian. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Actually I said no racist jokes, but the thief jokes I wouldn't count as completely racist, it's just like comparing white people to hiding in snow... anyway, more jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairman ali Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A JEW WITH A BONER HITS A WALL? HE BREAKS HIS NOSE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiAM Posted February 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Don't get it D= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donquixote Doflamingo Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 Don't get it D= There noses are bigger than their watsits, because they have been circumsized (tiny...y'know). Its a very rude joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 26, 2010 Report Share Posted February 26, 2010 No joke in this thread have I even made the slightest chuckle towards. YCM. I am dissapoint. This, although Kizzi's was maybe a little bit funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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