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A tornado was about a half-mile down the road and ripped the roof of a Shogun restaurant in my area. It ripped panels of glass off a car wash and a whole half-wall from Macy's. The hotel next to the gas station remained undamaged though. o.o

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I haven't ejaculated, lol I used the word ejaculated XD, for like a week and I'm one of those who get headaches a lot and I get small nice ones when I masturbate. So I ejaculated and my head was paining like something that pains a lot.

 

Oh and I've almost drowned more times then I can remember back when I just startedl swimming.

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I haven't ejaculated' date=' lol I used the word ejaculated XD, for like a week and I'm one of those who get headaches a lot and I get small nice ones when I masturbate. So I ejaculated and my head was paining like something that pains a lot.

 

Oh and I've almost drowned more times then I can remember back when I just startedl swimming.

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^^ROFL

 

Get a life people :O / JK

 

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I was like 2, and I was in this daycare thing where there was a little climbing wall. I climbed to the top, and decided to jump. I jumped towards a table's sharp edge, and it hit VERY close to my eye, a little bit above it, beside my eyebrow. It could've went through my eye and into my brain >: O

 

I still have a scar of it today. Oh and once I tried to swallow an olive whole when I was 6 and I was about to choke.

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I remember that I had three different serious diseases in a row when I was a baby. Weird thing was that one turned my skin red' date=' the second yellow, and the third blue. I'm a primary baby~

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What colour is your skin now?

 

According to that logic, I'd be black, but I'm white. :0

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I remember that I had three different serious diseases in a row when I was a baby. Weird thing was that one turned my skin red' date=' the second yellow, and the third blue. I'm a primary baby~

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What colour is your skin now?

 

According to that logic, I'd be black, but I'm white. :0

 

You would be brown, actually.

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I remember that I had three different serious diseases in a row when I was a baby. Weird thing was that one turned my skin red' date=' the second yellow, and the third blue. I'm a primary baby~

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What colour is your skin now?

 

According to that logic, I'd be black, but I'm white. :0

 

You would be brown, actually.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Color_mixture.svg

 

ORLY?

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I remember that I had three different serious diseases in a row when I was a baby. Weird thing was that one turned my skin red' date=' the second yellow, and the third blue. I'm a primary baby~

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What colour is your skin now?

 

According to that logic, I'd be black, but I'm white. :0

 

You would be brown, actually.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Color_mixture.svg

 

ORLY?

 

I was being politically correct you racist fiend.

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I remember that I had three different serious diseases in a row when I was a baby. Weird thing was that one turned my skin red' date=' the second yellow, and the third blue. I'm a primary baby~

[/quote']

 

What colour is your skin now?

 

According to that logic, I'd be black, but I'm white. :0

 

You would be brown, actually.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Color_mixture.svg

 

ORLY?

 

I was being politically correct you racist fiend.

 

And I was being chromatically correct. :3

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