Boo Clan Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 105 - When you get off the elevator, whisper to the others who stayed on, "I'd get off the elevator NOW if I were you." 106 - When the other people in the elevator leave, yell "SHARON!" 108 - Hum the "Mission Impossible" theme, speak into your lapel and say "Right, Jim". 109 - When there is only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 110 - Sit with a desk, pencil cup and a telephone in the elevator. When someone walks in, ask if they have an appointment. (thanks to Shoaib) 111 - Push a button, pretend it gave you a shock. Smile and go back for more. 112 - Ask the others in the elevator which floor they're going to, but push the wrong buttons. 113 - Call the Psychic Hotline and ask them if they know which floor you're on. 114 - Hold the doors open as if you're waiting for a friend, but then let it close. Say to nobody, "Hey, Wally, how's it been?" 115 - Drop a pen, wait for someone to pick it up and then yell, "That's mine!" 116 - Put a cardboard box in the corner; when someone gets on ask them if they can hear ticking. 117 -When the doors close, announce, "Don't worry, they'll open again soon." 118 - Enforce a group hug.119 - Tell one of the other passengers that you're sorry, but you're going to have to let him go. 120 - Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head. 121 - While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it. quick!" then whistle innocently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 122-Dress like a clown and roll on the floor screaming "PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecross Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 123. Say there's a fire, but stay on the elevator124. Whisper to a person next to you, "I got somethin in my front pocket for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 102. Rape a chicken O_____O I'd previously listed "Pigeon necrophilia". Elevator pigeon necrophiliacs need love too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecross Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 125. Sing Spongebob's Campfire Song Song inside the elevator and tell the others to sing along126. Talk about YCM to others in the elevator127. Say that you can make people laugh and then start rapping128. Act homosexual129. Say you're a human dictionary130. Whenever you fart, yell "Booyah!"131. Yell at people because they are standing too close to you132. Saying that your a war general and then command others to do push ups133. Try to convert them to your religion134. Play with a bunch of toys135. Talk with your mouth full of chips and ask people if they want some136. Spell Mississippi137. Count backwards from 5 and have to start again when you reach 4138. The only clothes you have on are your socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 If the numbers are right, this should be 140 since I messed up. 140) Pretend to be dead when a little kid comes in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 125. Sing Spongebob's Campfire Song Song inside the elevator and tell the others to sing along126. Talk about YCM to others in the elevator127. Say that you can make people laugh and then start rapping128. Act homosexual129. Say you're a human dictionary130. Whenever you fart' date=' yell "Booyah!"131. Yell at people because they are standing too close to you132. Saying that your a war general and then command others to do push ups133. Try to convert them to your religion134. Play with a bunch of toys135. Talk with your mouth full of chips and ask people if they want some136. Spell Mississippi137. Count backwards from 5 and have to start again when you reach 4138. The only clothes you have on are your socks[/s']This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecross Posted March 18, 2010 Report Share Posted March 18, 2010 141. On halloween dress up like MJ(no offense) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted March 19, 2010 Report Share Posted March 19, 2010 142) Do nothing. That's just so cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masey 4 AVFC Posted April 3, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 LOLFAIL^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 143. Stare at the wall with a shocked expression. When someone turns around to see what you're looking at, shout "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT??!!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascan Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 144. Keep blowing your nose constantly and forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 145) Call the police from the elevator phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 145) Call the police from the elevator phone' date=' [b']reporting that you suspect someone on the elevator has a bomb, while giving the guy next to you suspicious looks[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 Yes, yes! 146) Making sex noises while reporting that you suspect someone on the elevator has a bomb, and giving the guy next to you suspicious looks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 147: Shout out what ever you want, making sure people waiting for the elevator can here you, then act normal when the door opens. (It's the best i could think of) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiksilver Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 148. Take out a walkie-talkie and shout "Beam me up, Scotty!" while looking up at the ceiling expectantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 149) Start playing Yu-Gi-Oh with strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 150: Do push-ups while shouting, "Ah yes!!! feel the burn, feel the pain, feel the muscle cramp" then roll around the elevator in fake pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 151) Drink Pepsi. And complain about how much tastier Coca-Cola is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 152: sit in the corner stroking an imaginary cat, every time someone walks in say "GREETINGS, I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU, NOW CLOSE THE DOOR"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 That one is pretty damn epic! 153) Say "Hello, do I know you? No I don't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 3, 2010 Report Share Posted April 3, 2010 154) When someone gets on the elevator, slowly tilt your head to one side and say "Is it time?". Then turn your head the other way, and, in a demonic voice, say "NO! Wait until the door closes..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascan Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 155) Moon people when the door opens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 sing the oompa loompa song when an elderly man comes in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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