ironmanben Posted March 10, 2010 Report Share Posted March 10, 2010 52. When the elevator moves down' date=' shout, "We're all going to die!" and then scream.[/quote'] I loled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ion X Y Z Blaster Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 number 64: after you board and the elevator starts moving scream and fall down on the floor like you just fainted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yugiohrulez! Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 Im gunna do number 18 for sure lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Lay on the floor and pretend to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascan Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 58. Indecent exposure.O_O 66) Casually stand in the doorway, occasionally glansing at your watch or checking your cell phone. 67) Stand with an open umbrella. 68 ) Lift weights. 69) Make a hand-telephone and have long, elaborate conversations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 70) Make a reference to 69 ^_~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascan Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 71) Scratch your nether-region and grumble "I thought that rash was gone..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shocked Posted March 12, 2010 Report Share Posted March 12, 2010 Lulz number 47... XD XD Nice info 72. Look and the wall. Consider it a mirror. And dressing up like a girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 Here they are-post your own weird things to do in an elevator. 1. Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up' date=' all of you just shut UP!' 4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 7. Shave. 8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?' 9. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: 'Noogie patrol coming!' 13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 14. One word: Flatulence! 15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 16. Do Tai Chi exercises. 17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!' 18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: 'Oh, not now, motion sickness!' 19. Give religious tracts to each passenger. 20. Meow occasionally. 21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 22. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!' 23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 24. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons. 25. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends. 26. Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side 27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator. 28. Burp, and then say 'mmmm...tasty!' 29. Leave a box between the doors. 30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it. 32. Start a sing-along. 33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?' 34. Play the harmonica. 35. Shadow box. 36. Say 'Ding!' at each floor. 37. Lean against the button panel. 38. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons. 39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 41. Bring a chair along. 42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: 'Wanna see wha in muh mouf?' 43. Blow spit bubbles. 44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 45. Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.' 46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 48. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 49. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.' 50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad Touch!'[/quote'] You stole that stuff from Bored.com, didn't you? http://www.bored.com/getannoyed/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascan Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 I'd hardly say he stole it...no one was going to believe he sat down, thought up and typed all that himself. If anyone did, it shall eat away at my hope for humanity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 73) Rape Wait, that's not exactly "weird", too orthodox. 74) Pigeon Necrophilia Eh, still a little mainstream. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 I'm skipping 75 because we shouldn't be on it. 55 was numbered twice so I'm going with the current one. 76) Bring in a steering wheel (could be real or from a game system), stand infront of the buttons with the steering wheel above them, and press the buttons randomly while turning the steering wheel, yelling about getting a high score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 77) Rest your head on the nearest person's should and say,"Your shoulder feels like your mom's boobs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 What, no "Sex on an Elevator"? Son, I am disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theseus Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 What' date=' no "Sex on an Elevator"?[/quote']73) Rape Sorry, Aerosmith, it's just not the same... o.O Rape on an Elevator would be a horrible song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudpop Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 lol69, 76 and 7778] When someone new comes in, start pushing other people out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted March 13, 2010 Report Share Posted March 13, 2010 79) Setting up a fire and a tent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gascan Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 80) Brush your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 81) Curl up into a ball in the corner and fake cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 82) Pull your pants down and start masturbating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroLuneth Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 83) Walk in and face the opposite direction of the doors and stand there until there's only one person left and say, now that we're alone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 82) Pull your pants down and start masturbating This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmanben Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 82) Pull your pants down and start masturbating What if one of the people in the elevator is a cop? 83) Walk in and face the opposite direction of the doors and stand there until there's only one person left and say' date=' now that we're alone....[/quote'] Even more awkward for the other person if you're the same gender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 84) start singing the mario theme as elevator music 85) announce that elevators should be free from carrying people around and force everyone off 86) put on a green hat and start demanding your pot of gold back from random people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 87: Get on the elevator when someone else is in there while dressed as A terrorist, pull out a real lokking machine gun and stand there, before he steps off, give him a backpack and tell him "Take this to the office, time is running out". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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