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Yet another earthquake struck, this time in Turkey. 5.9 on the Richter scale, followed by aftershocks every fifteen minutes.

 

Again, dear zealots, this would be your cue.

 

And, oh, wager on whether my hometown (Manila, Philippines) will be next on the hotlist or not.

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Yet another earthquake struck' date=' this time in Turkey. 5.9 on the Richter scale, followed by aftershocks every fifteen minutes.

 

Again, dear zealots, this would be your cue.

 

And, oh, wager on whether my hometown (Manila, Philippines) will be next on the hotlist or not.

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Repent or burn, Heathens!

How queer that earthquakes would start coming this often...

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Yet another earthquake struck' date=' this time in Turkey. 5.9 on the Richter scale, followed by aftershocks every fifteen minutes.

 

[b']God is going a tad crazy with these tectonic plates. Can he make hurricanes or tsunamis or tornadoes instead?[/b]

 

Again, dear zealots, this would be your cue.

 

OSHI- THE WORLD IS GOING TO END GRAB ALL YOUR ALLUMINUM FOIL AND RUN!

 

And, oh, wager on whether my hometown (Manila, Philippines) will be next on the hotlist or not.

 

Philippines? Nah, maybe a 12.5% [1 out of 8] chance. No more than that.

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Cthulhu is waking up.

Cthulhu is finally waking up.

 

ALL HAIL CTHULHU!

Bwahhaha' date=' no one cares that earthquakes are happening. Big deal. CTUHULU IS WAKING!

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Now? I haven't made my shrine for him yet. He won't view me as a worthy... err... 'subject'.

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100 YCM points says Manila gets hit in the next 3 months.

 

A hundred thousand points that THAT will happen and my people will forget it ever happened in anticipation of the next opponent Manny Pacquiao clobbers.

 

And' date=' oh:

 

UPDATE: Now it's Turkey. This, and the proliferation of pirates in Somaliland -

 

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS A-COMIN'![hr']

Coincidence' date=' kids. Get used to it.

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Coincidences like this sell.

 

Look what happened to the followers of one breakaway Jewish sect.

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