My crappy week.

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Now for the story of my week' date=' especially Friday. So I have been sick all week, to make things worse, I was out all last week because my dog got into a fight and had to get surgery. My week started out fine, I made it to school Monday, did my work, went home, chilled out, then, at about 8:00, I started feeling the symptoms of a fever. Needless to say, I didn't go to school the next day, nor did I go Wednesday. I was able to go Thursday, and the day went fine until I went to sleep. All night I was kept awake by stabbing pains in my stomach. When my mom woke up the net day, I told her that I had been up all night with the stomach pains only to get an, "I don't believe you, now get up and go to school." Some other things were said about me wanting to be a drop out (Despite the fact that I am going to finish high school a month or two early this year), to with I responded with something along the lines of, "f*** you", and I went back to bed.

 

I woke up around noon with some leakage in my boxers. I went and sat on the toilet for a while, nothing came out. I hopped into the shower, cleaned up, and got out to dry. That is when all hell broke loose. Without warning, s***, no, brown water, because there was nothing solid in it, came spewing out of my a****** all over my bathroom floor. I quickly aimed my ass at at the toilet, most of whatever was left went into the toilet, but there was still no hope for the toilet seat as s*** continued to spray from my ass. When that barrage was over, I inspected the damage. I was mortified, s*** had more or less covered the toilet and the floor had been reduced nothing more than a sea of mud. I was on the toilet until around 5:00. I had to call out of work,which was much harder than it sounds because my phone was in my room. Now, that scenario may not seem to horrible if you take into account that my room is about 2ft from my bathroom, but, despite it being so close, it still took 2 trips because the first trip I made it about 2-3 steps away from my toilet before I almost set off SWII. Now, you may be wondering how it could get any worse. Well, let me tell you. I had a regionals the next day, to top that off, to get there, I had to go spend the night with my friend at his girlfriend's house. I s*** myself twice, just small squirts from coughing, while I was there and ended up taking a s*** in his shower because, again, it came with no warning.

 

Luckily, the next morning, I was more or less fine thanks to the anti-diarrheal pills I had taken and was able to make it to regionals. I did not enter because I didn't have the $20 to do so and didn't plan on it anyway. The reason I went there was to do nothing more than make as much money as I could. By the end of the day, I had turned my $10 into $130.

 

Discuss times when you had the raging shits.

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I lol'd so hard.

Sorry, but randomly sh*tting all over the place is hilarious.

I can imagine you slipping over while running to the toilet.

xD

 

I've never had a week as bad as that.

I feel sorry for you. D:

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I've had crapping problems about as much as the next guy. No interesting stories about it though.

 

@Dismal: That story was absoulutely hilarious!