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Mr. Frog

 

Hippity hoppity, down the log

Her comes that old Mr. Frog!

You can see him, through the fog

This is where he stays, his own bog

 

Ribbit ribbit, he does say

This is what he does everyday

Someday I’ll get him, make him pay

For the thing he did in such a way

 

Mr. Frog tricked my sister with fine print

She is now forever his very own servant

Forced to work for one as vile as a serpent

Fate was cruel, allowing her to be taken by a tyrant

 

However, I regained the hope that had once went

For by killing the foul amphibian I can make a dent

And break the curse that my passion has bent

I leave Hero’s Apartment, having paid the last rent

 

As I reach the bog the ghastly fog does fade

Revealing a being, small and deadly as a grenade

He donned a top hat, which his slaves had made

Knowing what’s to come I unsheathe my blade

 

“Foolish mortal, you truly do amuse me

I say this all with complete honesty!

The difference between us is easy to see

I can vanquish you oh so very easily!”

 

His serpentine tongue ensnares my arm

Mr. Frog preps his teeth, ready to do harm

My life is a blurr…am I back with Bess on the farm?

There’s no time to dawdle, I must break this charm!

 

I shove my free hand forward whilst it clenches my saber

There’s no time to think, may I have the seven god’s favor

The time has come to punish him for my sister’s forced labor

With the divine sword known by name as the Frog Slayer

The epic battle was then engulfed in a burst of light

Despite the fact that the conflict took place during night

Mr. Frog screamed as he disintegrated, thus ending the fight

I place my blade inside the unholy log, knowing I had done right

 

Enslaved humans, freed from the curse, rejoiced and praised me as if I were a hero

Upon the frog’s death, legal documents he had of any meaning tallied up to zero

Bess embraces me and tears stream down her eyes as she preens my afro

She then set fire to the forest and all who dwelled in it, reminding me she was a pyro

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