k mod can lok dis i got a new thrad wit all mah poams

[Dark]

Ode to Crab Hemet, by Dark

 

(It is supposed to be sung instead of read. Add a swingy tune for maximum effect.)

 

I sit in my bedroom.

lonely and washed.

A gloomy face blooms,

and it's all for naught.

 

Sadness sweeps over,

bringing be down.

Oh why won't the bulldozer,

Come... knock... me... down...?

 

I turn on my laptop,

it buzzes and beeps.

I enter my password,

being careful of creeps.

 

A Microsoft jingle greets me,

so happy and alive.

And then I go 'teehee',

My hentai hidden quite sly... hahaha.

 

My computer loads,

takes ages to do.

But it finally comes,

my background blue.

 

I decide at the moment,

I want to have fun.

What should I do?

Should I make fun of that nun?

 

But Jesus will smite me!

Almighty and great.

I mustn't die so soon.

It's not too late.

 

I open the icon,

blue with an 'e'.

And whilst it's loading.

I quickly take a pee.

 

I am greeted by Google,

so happy and nice.

But Bing tries to kill it.

I'm sure it has lice.

 

I click the yellow star,

favorites unveiled.

I click 'YCM',

to see what entails.

 

Blank card and forum,

all at my hand.

But screw that,

member's list I head.

 

And for 'Crab Helmet' I search,

search thorough and through.

I finally find him.

Wilford would've said 'moo'.

 

And I look at his posts,

eager for a smile.

I know that this happiness,

will last for awhile.

---

 

I will make more poems about other YCMembers or random topics if requested. Just drop me a PM.

[Juuzou]

loljesuswillsmiteyou

 

Good poem, and with the swingy tune it's great.

[Dark]

I originally intended it to be a normal poem, but I thought singing it would make it easier for me to write. :3

 

And thanks for the rating. Expect to see more. =D

[Xazeon]

<3333

[Dark]

Currently in progress of making The Xazeon March, as per request.

[Eury]

Screw PMs, I wantz a poem. :3

[Dark]

Also working on Eurynome's Passage.

 

UGH NO MORE REQUESTS PLEASE I KNOW I AM A POPULAR GUY BUT JUST WAIT. :3

[Clair]

I WANNA POEM

 

Good poem, Dark.

 

It's even more epic when sung. ^^

[Great Unclean One: VK]

Fine. I'll wait for a day.

 

Then I'll ask you.

 

Also nice work.

[Dark]

I WANNA POEM

 

Good poem' date=' Dark.

 

It's even more epic when sung. ^^

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You're next after these two.

 

Fine. I'll wait for a day.

 

Then I'll ask you.

 

Also nice work.

 

You're next after Clair and after I read some of your posts, as I have no idea who the hell you are. No offense, of course.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

awesome, ima order one to

[whisper]*gives 100 point bill to dark* im nest now right?[/whisper]

[Thesius]

I didn't read the whole thing, but other people seem to enjoy it.

 

So good job :D.

[Clair]

awesome' date=' ima order one to

[whisper']*gives 100 point bill to dark* im nest now right?[/whisper]

 

TOO BAD FOR YOU BECAUSE I GAVE DARK MY MASTER BALL IT IS BETTER THAN A 100...

 

..point bill?

[Dark]

Schoolwork is taking it's toll so I'm getting the poems done whenever I can.

 

Just because it's easier, I'll do Eurynome first and then Xazeon and then Clair. Maybe I'll do VK; not sure yet.

 

Also, you guys can request topics I can make fun of through poetry. =/

[Zimiri of the Muse]

make fun of obama!

[Dark]

I actually supported Obama for the first year, but I'll see what I can do about that topic.

[Dark]

k liek u guise can lock dis now cuz i got an offical thrad n stuf

 

http://forum.yugiohcardmaker.net/thread-193791.html

[Xazeon]

make fun of obama!

When I read this, I heard an extremely whiny voice in my head.

[Frunk]

Violets are blue,

Roses are red,

Frunk hears your request,

And locks your thread.