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Discuss dissections.

 

I've had three so far, all this year (seventh grade). I hated them all, but not even because it was disgusting or anything.

 

The first was a worm, but since I was absent, I made it up with a dead bait and tackle shop worm. It was horrible. The second was a squid. My partner cut the eye open. He's "stupid." But this one was cool, we used the pen (kind of like a shell, looks and feels like plastic) and the ink from the ink sac to write a message on the lab sheet. The third was a frog, and my partner cut all the toes off. Once again, he's "stupid."

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I missed two of the ones from last year.

 

We dissected a cat and a frog' date=' lucky me for not being there.

 

I can't take the insides of animals. I'll pass out or something.

 

[b']Maybe I shouldn't become a doctor~[/b]

 

nah u shud totly b a doctur u shud be dat doctur dat dose disecton on humn bdy wazit calld uhh autobotsy or autosy or sumthin byt yah glad i cud halp

 

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I missed two of the ones from last year.

 

We dissected a cat and a frog' date=' lucky me for not being there.

 

I can't take the insides of animals. I'll pass out or something.

 

[b']Maybe I shouldn't become a doctor~[/b]

 

nah u shud totly b a doctur u shud be dat doctur dat dose disecton on humn bdy wazit calld uhh autobotsy or autosy or sumthin byt yah glad i cud halp

 

:/

 

To translate, he meant coroner.

We dissected a cat

Say WHAT?!

 

That's just...bad...

 

Maybe I shouldn't become a doctor~

 

Bad idea. Medicine is KEWL. But...not on cats.

 

Cutting cats open is cool though...

 

YOU MONSTER! That's it, I hate Luna Lovegood less than I hate you!

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We dissected a cat

Say WHAT?!

 

That's just...bad...

 

Maybe I shouldn't become a doctor~

 

Bad idea. Medicine is KEWL. But...not on cats.

 

Cutting cats open is cool though...

 

YOU MONSTER! That's it' date=' I hate Luna Lovegood less than I hate you!

[/quote']

 

Yes. Hate me. Your hatred gives me strength.

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We dissected a cat

Say WHAT?!

 

That's just...bad...

 

Maybe I shouldn't become a doctor~

 

Bad idea. Medicine is KEWL. But...not on cats.

 

Cutting cats open is cool though...

 

YOU MONSTER! That's it' date=' I hate Luna Lovegood less than I hate you!

[/quote']

 

Yes. Hate me. Your hatred gives me strength.

 

Oh noez! At least...don't kill the British Shorthair and the tigers, k?

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I did a sheep heart last week.

Too much information' date=' dawg!

 

Well, we dissected a squid and a fish in my class. One of the girls vomited when we found the fish' sperms :D

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Everything that's not feline (yeah including pplz) is perfectly acceptable.

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I dissected a cat. Does that make me a kitty-killer? :/

 

owaititdoes

 

JOIN MEH IN TEH WAR AGAINST TEH KITTEHS

 

The kitten lab was horrible. Half the people in my class didn't do it, and one half of the other half didn't do it right. I was one in 4 or 5 people who actually got it. :/

 

I'd rather have a war against frogs. Ugly, slimy creatures. D:

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