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Rusty Shovel Newbie

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Get up really early and sneak into your victims bathroom and fill their hair-dryer with baby powder. And when they turn it on, their head will be pure white just like an old person!

 

Before one of your family members takes shower, remove the shower head and place a life-saver candy in it, replace the shower head with the candy now trapped in it. When the person takes a shower he or she will not notice, until they get out and start to dry off the towel will stick to them they will get back in the shower to rinse off... works like a charm.

 

Find a box about the size of a cake. Then cover it with frosting, making it look like a cake. Then put it out in the office kitchen, or wherever people leave free food. Sit back as one of your co-workers tries to cut a slice.

 

Take an empty coffee mix can and replace it with a can with coffee mix in it. Make sure coffee cans are the same brand, or it will not work. At the bottom of the can put a piece of paper that says April Fools. Make sure you help the person with making their coffee to see their reaction.

 

This ones for all you pet owners! First, put a walky talky some wear near the area of where your pet is laying. Go into another room with the other walky talky. Then, when your brother/sister goes to pet your furry friend, say something like..."Hey Pal! Get your grimy hands off me!" They'll get a kick outta this one!!!

 

Get a small alarm clock and set it for 3:00 a.m. Sneak under the victim's bed. Once it goes off, he/she won't be able to find it will drive them nuts.

Switch the "Pull" and "Push" signs on a set of doors. Watch as people get confused trying to open the doors. (Don't do this on fire escapes)

 

You will need a funnel, a coin, a couple of friends and, of course, a victim! Start playing the 'funnel game' infront of your victim. A game of skill that involves putting the funnel down the front of your pants and balancing the coin on your nose with your head tilted back. Tip your head forward to let the coin drop into the funnel. When you have the victim begging to do this put the funnel in his pants and get him to put his head back so you can balance the coin on his nose. As this is happening pour a large drink into the funnel!

 

Stick a post-it note under your friend's mouse so that the paper leaf covers the mouse ball - the mouse will no longer work! Align so that the sticky part of the note doesn't touch the ball. Costs next to nothing to do, and doesn't cause any damage.

 

Grab a bottle of liquid soap and head toward the "victims" bedroom. Squirt some of the soap onto your hand and rub all over the doorknob of his/her room. Run away before he or she sees you in the process of doing this prank.

Glue eggs to the carton and beg for eggs in the morning. When the victim gets them the eggs break!

 

When your victims asleep sneak into their room and draw eyebrows and a moustache on their face, make sure to be their when they look in the mirror.

 

Put some water in a cereal bowl, and place it in the freezer so that the water freezes. Offer to make your sister/brother cereal in the morning. Make sure you use that same bowl. Put their favorite cereal over the top of the ice, and serve.

 

Take a rubber band and slip it over the lever on the spray handle so that when someone turns the sink on, it will spray him or her in the face. This is an easy way to pull a great prank!

 

Tell your kids that you just got the test scores from the proficiency tests and then go down stairs and say to your kids your going to go and make copies and then come running / walking and make your face look like you just saw a ghost and say to your kids that whatever your principals name is just spilled coffee on the proficiency tests and the will have to take it again.

 

http://www.funmunch.com/events/april_fools_day/april_fools_day_pranks.shtml

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Dark Newbie

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Buy a shitload of butter beforehand. Melt it all. Take the bottle of soap, shampoo and facewash and dump it out. Replace it all with melted butter.

 

This will only work if the bottle is not transparent. And if it is, the original substance has to be yellow.

 

I don't do April Fool's tricks too often, but my friends always try it on me. They have always failed. I ate a cookie with a bunch of spices. Nothing happened. Someone offered me a cookie with toothpaste, I offered it to a teacher. No one can ever trick me, because I am such a careful, catious, skeptical bastard.

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Clair Newbie

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Was that a heaping serving of copy pasta, Rusty?

 

I think I'll just put my family's toothbrushes in cups of water and put the aforementioned cups in the freezer on April Fool's Eve.

 

Then, on April Fools, I'll set the cups out in the bathroom. ^^

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Was that a heaping serving of copy pasta' date=' Rusty?

 

I think I'll just put my family's toothbrushes in cups of water and put the aforementioned cups in the freezer on April Fool's Eve.

 

The, on April Fools, I'll set the cups out where they were. ^^

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The ice will probably melt if it's out for too long. You need to wake up just barely 5 minutes before the person brushes their teeth to ensure it won't melt, depending on your heat settings in your house. ^__________^

 

My favorite: bake 12 cookies. In 10 of 'em, put toothpaste or some digusting substance in 'em. Go to school. Offer a toothpasted one to somebody. They'll be skeptical, so eat one of the normal ones and tell them it's fine. Even offer a normal one to someone else. Now people will be swarmed around you and they'll scarf the cookies down.

 

Don't put too much toothpaste though; it's toxic.

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Was that a heaping serving of copy pasta' date=' Rusty?

 

I think I'll just put my family's toothbrushes in cups of water and put the aforementioned cups in the freezer on April Fool's Eve.

 

The, on April Fools, I'll set the cups out where they were. ^^

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The ice will probably melt if it's out for too long. You need to wake up just barely 5 minutes before the person brushes their teeth to ensure it won't melt, depending on your heat settings in your house. ^__________^

 

My favorite: bake 12 cookies. In 10 of 'em, put toothpaste or some digusting substance in 'em. Go to school. Offer a toothpasted one to somebody. They'll be skeptical, so eat one of the normal ones and tell them it's fine. Even offer a normal one to someone else. Now people will be swarmed around you and they'll scarf the cookies down.

 

Don't put too much toothpaste though; it's toxic.

 

This is true. Hmmm.

 

Mind if I borrow your recipe? ;D

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Was that a heaping serving of copy pasta' date=' Rusty?

 

I think I'll just put my family's toothbrushes in cups of water and put the aforementioned cups in the freezer on April Fool's Eve.

 

Then, on April Fools, I'll set the cups out in the bathroom. ^^

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Oh ho! You lad ;D

 

But as Dark said it won't work, not unless you wake up 5 mins before the other person.

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I'll just go to the shopping mall and change the 'Men' and 'Women' signs on the bathroom doors so that they say 'White People' and 'Black People'.

 

I actually might do that. Thank you, so much. If I had any reps left to give today, you'd be my prime candidate. ^__________^

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1. replace normal light bulbs with green, red, ect light bulbs

 

2. dress up as a scarecrow, stand in your front yard or porch. people will think your a scarecrow and then scare the crap outa them

 

3. you'll need ketchup, red paint, a big stick, duct tape, and old shirt you don't wear anymore, and some black charcoal ( or make up/paint. anything that can make you look like have a REAL hole in you. ) put on the shirt then break the stick in half. duct tape 1 end to your chest and the other to your back so it looks like you've been impailed. ( the stick will have to go through the shirt. ) use ketchup and paint to and the effect of blood. make sure you completly covered the duct tape. this next part is optional. draw black dot on your forhead, add some red paint and let it look like blood from a bullet hole. which ever 1 you do I recomend putting ketchup dripping from your mouth so it looks like yo couphed up blood.

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Basing it on Jord's trick:

 

1.) Mix smooth, red pasta sauce with water.

2.) Take off your shirt (secksy), and pour it on your chest.

3.) Have a knife in your hand, and dip it into the substance.

4.) Hold it in your right hand and lay down on the floor.

5.) Make sure you have a phone with you.

6.) Call your parents and don't say anything. Wait for 'em to hang up.

7.) Lay there.

8.) When they come home, they'll think you commited suicide.

9.) Wake up and say "April Fools!"

10.) ???

11.) Profit. Get grounded.

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Zimiri of the Muse

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Basing it on Jord's trick:

 

1.) Mix smooth' date=' red pasta sauce with water.

2.) Take off your shirt (secksy), and pour it on your chest.

3.) Have a knife in your hand, and dip it into the substance.

4.) Hold it in your right hand and lay down on the floor.

5.) Make sure you have a phone with you.

6.) Call your parents and don't say anything. Wait for 'em to hang up.

7.) Lay there.

8.) When they come home, they'll think you commited suicide.

9.) Wake up and say "April Fools!"

10.) ???

11.) [s']Profit.[/s] Get grounded.

 

Lol dark,

well for me I will just go short sheeting my brother, then at the bottom i will get a pack of 50 water balloons, then fill with syrup and put in the bottom of the bed so when the victim kicks at the sheets he pops the balloons.

 

One year i go 4 friends with 3 rolls of duct tape each. we got to school half an hour before the bell. We then got the 2 nearest classmates to be lookouts while we got to work. Then we bribed the secretary to call the teacher down to the office to help with some copies and stuff. Then we got to work. We completely duct taped everything. Th teachers huge cup of McDonald's coffee. the smart board the maps were a completely covered. we covered the desks completely and all the science material. She also kept a supply of water bottles. we covered them to but not before poking holes in them so that when she took off the duct tape then the covered her in water. Then we moved to the lockers and covered them to. Then we removed our water balloons and filled them. the desks were completely covered with them. Then removed the ceiling lights (they hang on a hinge so they don't come all the way off.) we then put water balloons in there so when they cleaned them they came down. We had also brought 10 yards of string so we tied up the entire room with those. Then we TP'd the classroom. the best part none of the other kids told cause we had so much dirt to get them expelled to times over. When the teacher picked up the coffee the lid came off and covered her. And we still haven't gotten in trouble.

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