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Twilight ruined my relationship


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Twilight was just completely worshiped by some of my friends. I simply said, "Twilight is the worst thing ever created."

What happened?

They literally went off at me. I went deaf for five minutes straight.

Put the same thing on my Yahoo status.

More people went off at me.

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That's because girls would throw themselves onto the ground with there legs spread open for f_cking Taylor Launtner and Robert Pattinson

 

I loled at this.

 

Twilight has more than most likely ruined many relationships. But what gets me is that the guy in the vid is the one obsessed with Edward not the girl. Gay much?

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Ew. I tried to read the first page of Twilight for my girlfriend, couldn't do it. XD

 

However, I can be bothered to see the movies, and I must say, too much flour or whatever white crap they use has been put on Edwards face.

 

The worst bit is, is in some scenes he has a white face and blush hands. ¬¬

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Ew. I tried to read the first page of Twilight for my girlfriend' date=' couldn't do it. XD

 

However, I can be bothered to see the movies, and I must say, too much flour or whatever white crap they use has been put on Edwards face.

 

The worst bit is, is in some scenes he has a white face and blush hands. ¬¬

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Compared to the book, the movies are crap. The book is so much better because it doesn't skip the details the movie does.

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Ew. I tried to read the first page of Twilight for my girlfriend' date=' couldn't do it. XD

 

However, I can be bothered to see the movies, and I must say, too much flour or whatever white crap they use has been put on Edwards face.

 

The worst bit is, is in some scenes he has a white face and blush hands. ¬¬

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Compared to the book, the movies are crap. The book is so much better because it doesn't skip the details the movie does.

Hence why Harry Potter movies made billions and why Twilight movies have not

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Ew. I tried to read the first page of Twilight for my girlfriend' date=' couldn't do it. XD

 

However, I can be bothered to see the movies, and I must say, too much flour or whatever white crap they use has been put on Edwards face.

 

The worst bit is, is in some scenes he has a white face and blush hands. ¬¬

[/quote']

 

Compared to the book, the movies are crap. The book is so much better because it doesn't skip the details the movie does.

Hence why Harry Potter movies made billions and why Twilight movies have not

 

Of course! Harry Potter was intelligently thought out. Twilight looks as though a kid put the whole movie together. TBQH.

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Ew. I tried to read the first page of Twilight for my girlfriend' date=' couldn't do it. XD

 

However, I can be bothered to see the movies, and I must say, too much flour or whatever white crap they use has been put on Edwards face.

 

The worst bit is, is in some scenes he has a white face and blush hands. ¬¬

[/quote']

 

Compared to the book, the movies are crap. The book is so much better because it doesn't skip the details the movie does.

Hence why Harry Potter movies made billions and why Twilight movies have not

 

Of course! Harry Potter was intelligently thought out. Twilight looks as though a kid put the whole movie together. TBQH.

Inorite. They focus on the so called "important" aspects of the book while leaving out the details of it that made the book the book.

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