[Oleon] Avoiding the 2010 Banlists. :D

[~Oleon~]

[align=center]Hey. I suddenly saw all these good cards to go into this Deck so I shall do it.

 

I sought out some strategies for it - to send Spear Cretin to the Grave, conjure up another and it would keep repeating for a barrier of defense whilst I draw - dare I say it. Exodia Pieces. I suddenly wanted to make an Exodia Deck.

 

Dissapointing, isn't it?

 

Well, here it is.

 

[Monsters]{15}

1x Left Arm of the Forbidden One

1x Right Arm of the Forbidden One

1x Left Leg of the Forbidden One

1x Right Leg of the Forbidden One

1x Exodia the Forbidden One

3x Thunder Dragon

3x Spear Cretin

2x Morphing Jar #2

2x Dark Mimic

 

--

 

[spells]{20}

x2 Magical Mallet

x2 Gold Sarcophagus

x1 Card Trader

x3 Toon Table of Contents

x2 Book of Moon

x1 Book of Taiyou

x1 Giant Trunade

x1 Swords of Revealing Light

x1 Cold Wave

x2 Lightning Vortex

x2 The Shallow Grave

x2 Upstart Goblin

 

[Traps]{9}

1x Wall of Revealing Light

1x Bad Reaction to Simochi

1x Gift Card

1x Mirror Force

1x Torrential Tribute

1x Call of the Haunted

1x Solemn Judgement

2x Bottomless Trap Hole

 

[Deck]{44}

 

I have various parts of this Deck here for various defence.

 

I was thinking of having Foolish Burial with Malicious in here to hollow out the Deck, but since he was limited to 2, I figured it wouldn't work so well. D:

 

Before any noob suggests "aw, you need Exodius in here. otherwise it wont work" I need you to correct your grammar, and correct your decision. Exodius would work terribly in this because I'm not sending them to the Graveyard. With my cards I have all the protection I possibly need.

 

Yes, I chucked in a GC and BRtS. (Gift Card and Bad Reaction to Simochi) because there is also an Upstart Goblin in this Deck and I don't want them gaining Life Points. D:<

 

I splashed a Dark Mimic in here for its ideal with drawing cards in this format. Besides, with the Spear Cretins I can do this continuously without worry whatsoever and finish, and win the game.

 

With my terribad statistics - this Exodia Deck has a 86% Chance of winning.

 

Rate/Hate/Enjoy/Employ. :D

 

If anybody thinks this crappy Deck is good - and I mean it - they will be absolute idiots. The ones who will be smart are the ones who point out every last crap flaw in this Deck. The WONDERS colour commands do are super-special awshum, and you should respect others in the way that they don't know what they're doing. That way you think of yourself higher. ;D[/align]

[Tronta]

here's why infinite spear cretin loop doesnt work:

1) it has a terminating condition, i.e. when your opponent's graveyard either contains no monsters, or his field is full.

2) if spear cretin is bounced or destroyed without being flipped (or skilldrained/negated), you get nothing but dick.

 

next:

did you correct the grammar of a comment you wrote from the perspective of someone else? that's like.. ..... wtf man...

 

next:

the followed cards must be removed:

 

3x Spear Cretin

2x Morphing Jar #2

2x Dark Mimic

 

x2 Magical Mallet

x1 Card Trader

x2 Book of Moon

x1 Book of Taiyou

x1 Giant Trunade

x1 Cold Wave

x2 Lightning Vortex

x2 The Shallow Grave

 

1x Wall of Revealing Light

1x Bad Reaction to Simochi

1x Gift Card

1x Call of the Haunted

 

 

then you pretty much have to start over.

theres a hundred and 3 flaws with this deck. everything from trying to run an alt win condition half-assedly to not having any way to return a destroyed exodia piece to your hand. (amusingly enough, exodius would actually help this. but dark factory/eruption is better).

 

cards like mj2 are horrible here, as you could very easily summon an exodia piece. and as i said, you have no way to bounce it to your hand.

 

i see cards like toon table and thunder dragon for deck thinning, but i dont see any draw engine other than dark mimic, who is sheet. at the very least run dekoichi if youre going to run that terrible ass engine. at the very most, dont run that terrible ass engine.

 

you could try something with hand dests and card dests and dwds. but the -1's would kill you. youd have to throw in shells and a way to cycle them (poa comes to mind, but deck fattening is iffy. although the nature of shell means that you'll only really be +1ing your deck. not the end of the world).

 

i'm trying to fathom how you could make exodia without sangan. and it isnt working. emissary is another good choice. try it. deck thinning/searching. maybe a pile of recruiters you can crash. theres many different strategies to doing this, but your strategy is terrible. i mean, ffs, you only put in 2 upstart goblin. the beauty of upstart goblin is that you can run a deck at 37 cards legally.

 

oh and lets not forget potentially your biggest fuckup here:

exodia decks run 40 cards.

40. this law is unbreakable. unchanging. you use the bare minimum because youre attempting to draw it all out as fast as possible.

 

 

i even see some stall elements here, and thats good, but its half-assed. your only stall is swords and wall, which can both easily be nuked, rendering your efforts useless and your lifepoints vulnerable. roars. wabokus. these are much, much better.

 

this is crap. i'm sorry, but you need to scrap it and start over. i like the inventive thought, however it is ineffective. and with that many darks, why didnt you run allure? ugh.

[~Oleon~]

Please. Shutup. By the comments you just gave me - they sounded all completely wrong.

I really hate Exodia and don't know why I made one.

But what you had just gave me was sounding completely pointless.

The real point is having it tested - how it goes.

 

Out of 8 Duels it won 8 Duels.

 

One against Blackwings, two vs Lightsworns, four vs Twilight, and one against GBs.

 

So it takes down Meta simply.

 

I'm sorry, but how you commented changed nothing, and swaring like that is unacceptable in my eyes. So, for swaring that post is reported.

 

You seem stupid to me now.

[Kyosuke Kiryu]

Please. Shutup. By the comments you just gave me - they sounded all completely wrong.

I really hate Exodia and don't know why I made one.

But what you had just gave me was sounding completely pointless.

The real point is having it tested - how it goes.

 

Out of 8 Duels it won 8 Duels.

 

One against Blackwings' date=' two vs Lightsworns, four vs Twilight, and one against GBs.

 

So it takes down Meta simply.

 

I'm sorry, but how you commented changed nothing, and swaring like that is unacceptable in my eyes. So, for swaring that post is reported.

 

You seem stupid to me now.

[/quote']

 

Nice fail, who did you test against?

 

Your mother?

 

This deck is a pile of wank.

[-Griffin]

Apparently tests on places where he's the #1 duelist and can beat all the champions.

So yes, against his mother.

 

Tronta gave great advice, this Deck is awful.

If you won't accept Tronta's advice, I don't know why we're posting, since he covered most things worth saying.

[Aximil]

Apparently tests on places where he's the #1 duelist and can beat all the champions.

So yes' date=' against his mother.

 

Tronta gave great advice, this Deck is awful.

If you won't accept Tronta's advice, I don't know why we're posting, since he covered most things worth saying.

[/quote']

 

I've got to agree with you. There's no way this mess of cards could stand up to a meta deck. Unless he was playing against himself and purposely threw the duel or stacked.

[~Oleon~]

...

Your insults don't seem that good for I have seen them repeated over and over again.

 

I know this Deck is a fail. >_>

 

Read. The White Part of the Post.

[Kyosuke Kiryu]

ahaha, you editted the thread, just now.

Making you look even more stupid.

[~Oleon~]

;D

;D

;D

[-Griffin]

Editing in an insult to your own Deck so you made it look intentional? Congrats on the fail when we can see the last edit time =/

Through this topic, you've lost any respect I might have given your opinions based on TCG ability.

[~Oleon~]

You never gave me respect.

Because you dislike me.

As do you guys~

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You never gave me respect.

Because you dislike me.

As do you guys~

[-Griffin]

I gave your opinions some respect because you actually played the game.

I didn't know you played it wrong.

[Akira]

Forget the white text crap, we know you edited it in.

 

Look, Tronta may have been blunt (he's like that to everyone) but at least he was trying to help. So take advice kindly or I'll Jack Witt clause your ass off.

[~Oleon~]

I'm given no respect here.

Cheap-witt Nochrums whittling away with their half-burnt sticks.

With lowlives like Akira snarking around the corner repeating the same crap that we all heard.

 

So - if you're happy, would you please shut your small traps and low-talk, your harsh non-chalant criticism, and whatever you say about "Advice" isn't advice.

 

Its harsh demeaners.

 

And that makes you all Hitlers.

Demeaning the ones you do not know of - intolerant of the fact that there are more than you in the authority stands.

[Kyosuke Kiryu]

I'm given no respect here.

Cheap-witt Nochrums whittling away with their half-burnt sticks.

With lowlives like Akira snarking around the corner repeating the same crap that we all heard.

 

So - if you're happy' date=' would you please shut your small traps and low-talk, your harsh non-chalant criticism, and whatever you say about "Advice" isn't advice.

 

Its harsh demeaners.

 

And that makes you all Hitlers.

Demeaning the ones you do not know of - intolerant of the fact that there are more than you in the authority stands.

[/quote']

 

*sneeze*

Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.

 

Please, stop talking.

[Akira]

Oh will you shut up.. of course you're not given any respect, want to know why? Shouldn't be hard for someone of average intelligence to figure out; you have to show respect in order to earn respect. By ignoring what we've all had to say you're not only breaking the rules but being an immature brat about it in the process. So, grow up and learn to take criticism or this forum will tear you apart in no time.

[-Griffin]

Thread now invalid. Oleon lost.

[~Oleon~]

Hey. Akira.

I take criticism easily - just not Trontas.

You guys haven't actually really helped whatsoever - only just got some have-a-goes in the process. I can listen to criticism, but I don't want an account of Alan Sugar's life story in my face.

 

Look. Just stop posting.

[Guest Zeonark]

Tronta has good advice. Just listen to it.

 

Anyway, maybe run Dark World Dealings or Hand Destruction? I think Dark World worked for me.

 

I'd go with more Draw Power. Or Grave Grabs.

[.dek]

Please. Shutup. By the comments you just gave me - they sounded all completely wrong.

I really hate Exodia and don't know why I made one.

But what you had just gave me was sounding completely pointless.

The real point is having it tested - how it goes.

 

Out of 8 Duels it won 8 Duels.

 

One against Blackwings' date=' two vs Lightsworns, four vs Twilight, and one against GBs.

 

So it takes down Meta simply.

 

I'm sorry, but how you commented changed nothing, and swaring like that is unacceptable in my eyes. So, for swaring that post is reported.

 

You seem stupid to me now.

[/quote']

reported for fucking reporting tronta the epic WIN man (unlike you) oh and tronta needs to greenman this shit

 

 

P.fuckingS. if you report me for "swaring" (not a word) as you call it, I will either

a. neg rep you

 

or

 

b. send a gay hooker to your house to rape you up the ass

 

 

TO MAKE THIS CONSTRUCTIVE: follow tronta's goddamn advice

[Tronta]

funk GRIFFIN BEAT ME TO THE GODWIN CLAUSE

DAMNIT

 

yeah.

 

ITT: tronta is awesome and rude, oleon cant save face or take criticism. or do what appears to be spoken word.

[.dek]

GREENMAN GREENMAN GREENMAN

 

PLEASE TRONTA

[Tronta]

by popular demand:

 

 

 

 

 

mother fuckin

word.

[.dek]

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