Guest Random Dude Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 I was running in a parking lot and someone hit me with their car door by opening it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted April 4, 2010 Report Share Posted April 4, 2010 Once a kid threw a rock at me from close range. I held up my bag and it bounced back and hit him in the testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted April 6, 2010 Report Share Posted April 6, 2010 this really tall classmate (see before fail moment) wanted to beat me up again. he ran up from behind me and yelled. I brought my fist up backwards like in all the great action movies and smashed his nose in. he staggered backwards and i walked on. He jumped on my back with a bloody nose. I walked backwards and slammed him into the side of the nearest SUV. now his height brings his head level with the window. the window spiderwebs out and he lets go. I laugh and walk in the school covered in blood. i go to the bathroom and wash it off. they review the security tapes and i get in no trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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