.:Prank Calls:.

[WTF]

Although Immature, my friends and I seem to do this stuff all the time.

 

Why?

 

Because we have no lives.

 

I called a local furniture company the other day.

 

Here's is what I said.

 

"Hi, yes. Um...I bought a couch from you guys a while ago and it caught on fire while I was taking a crap in my sink. Can you comment on that?"

 

And can you guess what she said?

 

"Do you mind if I transfer you to another represenitive? He knows more about fire damage."

 

Wow. No joke.

 

How have your prank calls going?

 

Discuss.

[Rusty Shovel]

I love prank calling.

 

-Space Reserved for Epic prank call-

[Donquixote Doflamingo]

I love it, especially to people you know!

[.area51player.]

i hate 'em. ¬'

[Mcjimbob]

at my friends one night we called a radio station and i said "hey can you broad cast that im sorry for buttraping my friend?" "really where?' "um actully i would rather have this not go on the radio" then my friend burst out laughing and i hung up

[DARKPLANT RISING]

Only those who have nothing else to do do it.

[Azmodius]

I called this dude who went to Alaska on a fishing trip. I called asking for weed. I told "No man we met in Alaska, you were the guy who found the Japanese rations in the eagles nest. I told him that I wanted to deal weed at the playground. I talked to him the next day, he thought it was completely legit. Note: I know the guy actually used to sell pot and he did do everything mentioned.

[Kaisu]

Heh. I wouldn't do it myself, but these are awesome, especially if you do it right.

[Diaboli Mors]

Hehe i called a random number and asked what the time was...the dude actually gave me the time it was really funny

[Yankee]

I almost got prank called by some idiot.

 

Him: "Hello, is your refrigerated running?"

 

Me: (already knowing whats happening) "Yes, thats why I stole yours."

 

Him: "Huh?"

 

Me: "Yea, by the way, your milk is bad."

[The Tin Trooper]

Me: Good afternoon, Madam (Even though it was a man.). My name is George, I am calling from your local bank. I was just wondering whether you wanted to take part in our competition scratchcard contest?

Victim: Erm, what?

Me: Well, basically, I take this scratchcard and I scratch it, and we see if you have won anything, madam.

Victim: No.

Me: Are you sure, sir? Prizes range from a dead dog to a whale's testicle.

Victim: What?

Me: So you agree, sir?

Victim:(Confused): Go on, then.

Me: I just take a coin here...*Scratch*You are a winner sir!

Victim: Well, what do you know?

Me: Now, you have won $87Million Ugandan dollars, sir. All I require is your bank account details and sort code.

Victim: And you can funk off, George. Think I'm going to give you my details?

Me: But, sir. You have won the moneys. I must have your bank account details in order to wire the $87million Ugandan Dollars to your account.

Victim: Ugandan Dollars?! How much is that in real money?

Me: Hang on one second...*Makes out like I'm typing currency when I'm just googling Blue Waffle* roughly £17.65.

Victim: I am not wiring you my sort code, you bastard.

Me: But sir, think of the children.

Victim: Children?

Me: The starving children in the Ethiopias, sir. They are starving because of the money not being shared, so I need your sort code so I can give the money out to the starving Ethiopian childrens so they can buy a mcDonalds, sir.

It was round about here that the victim started screaming down the phone about how he was going to report me to his bank, and how he would castrate me with the scratchcard.

 

It is even funnier if you read the Me parts in a South African accent.

[Eury]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLq0l5-BnqA

End. Of. The. Fuxing. Topic.

[TTR~]

man 1 time some girls from my school prank called me and said

that this was a girl from my school and that she really liked me, i knew who it was then told her off the next day

[Shallow]

When im bored i do prank calls on restraunts:

 

Im always like

 

Me: Excuse me i'd like to order one Hamburger with a bunch of brownies in the middle I'd also like some fries with ant blood all over"

 

Restaurant : Erm sorry, i dont think we serve that in our Restaurant.

 

Me: What? isn't this the Dog Poo Restaurant?

 

Restaurant: No this is [insert Restaurant name here], but i can give you the number of the Restaurant your trying to call.

 

Me: No thanks, i must of inserted an extra number

 

I was surprised to know that there was a Dog Poo Restaurant

[RAEGING D0GKING]

I almost got prank called by some idiot.

 

Him: "Hello' date=' is your refrigerated running?"

 

Me: (already knowing whats happening) "Yes, thats why I stole yours."

 

Him: "Huh?"

 

Me: "Yea, by the way, your milk is bad."

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:D

Me: Good afternoon' date=' Madam (Even though it was a man.). My name is George, I am calling from your local bank. I was just wondering whether you wanted to take part in our competition scratchcard contest?

Victim: Erm, what?

Me: Well, basically, I take this scratchcard and I scratch it, and we see if you have won anything, madam.

Victim: No.

Me: Are you sure, sir? Prizes range from a dead dog to a whale's testicle.

Victim: What?

Me: So you agree, sir?

Victim:(Confused): Go on, then.

Me: I just take a coin here...*Scratch*You are a winner sir!

Victim: Well, what do you know?

Me: Now, you have won $87Million Ugandan dollars, sir. All I require is your bank account details and sort code.

Victim: And you can f*** off, George. Think I'm going to give you my details?

Me: But, sir. You have won the moneys. I must have your bank account details in order to wire the $87million Ugandan Dollars to your account.

Victim: Ugandan Dollars?! How much is that in real money?

Me: Hang on one second...*Makes out like I'm typing currency when I'm just googling Blue Waffle* roughly £17.65.

Victim: I am not wiring you my sort code, you bastard.

Me: But sir, think of the children.

Victim: Children?

Me: The starving children in the Ethiopias, sir. They are starving because of the money not being shared, so I need your sort code so I can give the money out to the starving Ethiopian childrens so they can buy a mcDonalds, sir.

It was round about here that the victim started screaming down the phone about how he was going to report me to his bank, and how he would castrate me with the scratchcard.

 

It is even funnier if you read the Me parts in a South African accent.

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:D

 

I would of liked to win a Monkeys Tale :D

For sure I would of gave my moms Bank account details.

[~Oleon~]

Called a random number:

 

"Hey. Yeah, hello. Well, could you fix the giant hole in my backside? I was watching Doctor Who last night and the Doctor advised I should ask a plumber to stick a knife in it."

 

They said...

 

"Who are you?"

 

"Your mother."

[Shallow]

Called a random number:

 

"Hey. Yeah' date=' hello. Well, could you fix the giant hole in my backside? I was watching Doctor Who last night and the Doctor advised I should ask a plumber to stick a knife in it."

 

They said...

 

"Who are you?"

 

"Your mother."

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xD Hilarious

 

Giant hole in your backside?

 

I was once a prank call victim

 

Them : Hello (sound of people laughing in the background)

 

Me: Yes? Who is this?

 

Them: Umm your the one who called.

 

Me: No im pretty sure you did

 

Them: No, you did....idiot(another sound of people laughing)

 

Me (Impersonating an officer): Listen son, it isn't funny prank calling a police officers mobile number, your location is being as we speak.

 

Them:What? but, i didn't do anything, i'm just a kid, please have mercy, i ju-

 

And they hung up, i almsot died laughing

[Rusty Shovel]

Me: Good afternoon' date=' Madam (Even though it was a man.). My name is George, I am calling from your local bank. I was just wondering whether you wanted to take part in our competition scratchcard contest?

Victim: Erm, what?

Me: Well, basically, I take this scratchcard and I scratch it, and we see if you have won anything, madam.

Victim: No.

Me: Are you sure, sir? Prizes range from a dead dog to a whale's testicle.

Victim: What?

Me: So you agree, sir?

Victim:(Confused): Go on, then.

Me: I just take a coin here...*Scratch*You are a winner sir!

Victim: Well, what do you know?

Me: Now, you have won $87Million Ugandan dollars, sir. All I require is your bank account details and sort code.

Victim: And you can f*** off, George. Think I'm going to give you my details?

Me: But, sir. You have won the moneys. I must have your bank account details in order to wire the $87million Ugandan Dollars to your account.

Victim: Ugandan Dollars?! How much is that in real money?

Me: Hang on one second...*Makes out like I'm typing currency when I'm just googling Blue Waffle* roughly £17.65.

Victim: I am not wiring you my sort code, you bastard.

Me: But sir, think of the children.

Victim: Children?

Me: The starving children in the Ethiopias, sir. They are starving because of the money not being shared, so I need your sort code so I can give the money out to the starving Ethiopian childrens so they can buy a mcDonalds, sir.

It was round about here that the victim started screaming down the phone about how he was going to report me to his bank, and how he would castrate me with the scratchcard.

 

It is even funnier if you read the Me parts in a South African accent.

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Are f***ing LOL'ed at the beginning.

[Grunt Issun]

best prank call ever. I havent tried this yet but the setting is this

 

You: (impersonating police officer) Excuse me, we have records of a Mr.(last name in phonebook) buying pot and cocaine illegaly from a drug dealer in the local park. We are tracking you house number right now to aprehend you for illegaly buying drugs

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

14+ watch only vibrator prank call

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Best prank call ever

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhlG9qYsR8&feature=related

 

I WANT MY CRACK

[Jord200]

Higurashi joke

 

you-.....

victim- hello? hello? who is this?

you- will die in 7 days. *snicker*

*hang up phone*

[WTF]

Higurashi joke

 

you-.....

victim- hello? hello? who is this?

you- will die in 7 days. *snicker*

*hang up phone*

 

sometimes I'll call asking if you sheet on the coats

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

I live in NJ. I called a random chinese restaurant in Hawaii and ordered for delivery ^_^

 

I order 50$ worth of foods and then they ask for my address

I tell them "260 Norfolk st. Newark NJ"

 

They either hang up or say "we don't deliver to New Jersey"

Its quite fun ^_^