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yo mama so old she left her purse on noah's ark

yo mama is so stupid she thought tiger woods was a place in India

yo mama so fat is her blood type is KFC

yo mama so big she got baptized at sea world

yo mama so cheap uses coupons at the 99 cent store

yo mama s fat the last time she was saw 90210 was on the weight scale

your momma so hairy when you were born you got rug burn

yo momma so stupid she watches the 3 stooges and takes notes

yo mama so fat the only pics of her you have are satellite pics

you mama so fat tha you ahve to grease the doors and leave a twinkie outside just so she can get through

your mama so fat i ran out of gas trying to drive around her

your mama so fat not even Bill gates can pay for her liposuction

yo mama so fat she's got her own area code

your mama so fat Bill clinton won't be within 80 miles of her

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