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yo mama so old she left her purse on noah's ark

yo mama is so stupid she thought tiger woods was a place in India

yo mama so fat is her blood type is KFC

yo mama so big she got baptized at sea world

yo mama so cheap uses coupons at the 99 cent store

yo mama s fat the last time she was saw 90210 was on the weight scale

your momma so hairy when you were born you got rug burn

yo momma so stupid she watches the 3 stooges and takes notes

yo mama so fat the only pics of her you have are satellite pics

you mama so fat tha you ahve to grease the doors and leave a twinkie outside just so she can get through

your mama so fat i ran out of gas trying to drive around her

your mama so fat not even Bill gates can pay for her liposuction

yo mama so fat she's got her own area code

your mama so fat Bill clinton won't be within 80 miles of her

 

The first 4 are beast.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said:TO BE CONTINUED

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo mama's so fat, that when she wore a blue dress, everyone said,"A TSUNAMI IS COMING!!!"

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama's so fat, that when she went skydiving(which is impossible), the next day everyone was in the hospital

Yo mama's so ugly, that she dressed as herself for Halloween

 

50% of my jokes are original.

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Your mama is so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute rice


Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

 

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone!

 

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

 

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

 

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

 

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

 

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl

 

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol.

 

Yo mama so stupid she got run over by a parked car

 

(all jokes fom ahajokes.com)

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Yo Mama so fat, that she is medically obese!! Oh daaaaaaaaang!

 

Yo Mama is so black, she went to night school and got marked absent

 

Yo Mama is so fat, she went to the beach and the whales started sing "we are family"

 

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the whole house

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