Nnoitra Jiruga Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 yo mama so old she left her purse on noah's arkyo mama is so stupid she thought tiger woods was a place in Indiayo mama so fat is her blood type is KFCyo mama so big she got baptized at sea worldyo mama so cheap uses coupons at the 99 cent storeyo mama s fat the last time she was saw 90210 was on the weight scaleyour momma so hairy when you were born you got rug burnyo momma so stupid she watches the 3 stooges and takes notesyo mama so fat the only pics of her you have are satellite picsyou mama so fat tha you ahve to grease the doors and leave a twinkie outside just so she can get throughyour mama so fat i ran out of gas trying to drive around heryour mama so fat not even Bill gates can pay for her liposuctionyo mama so fat she's got her own area codeyour mama so fat Bill clinton won't be within 80 miles of her The first 4 are beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Lightning Posted April 5, 2010 Report Share Posted April 5, 2010 Yo mama is so awesome, she boarded a train to Awesome-ville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Βyakuya Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said:TO BE CONTINUEDYo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!Yo mama's so fat, that when she wore a blue dress, everyone said,"A TSUNAMI IS COMING!!!"Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"Yo mama's so fat, that when she went skydiving(which is impossible), the next day everyone was in the hospitalYo mama's so ugly, that she dressed as herself for Halloween 50% of my jokes are original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGItzDylan7158 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Your mama is so dumb it took her an hour to cook minute riceYo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol. Yo mama so stupid she got run over by a parked car (all jokes fom ahajokes.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 22, 2010 Report Share Posted April 22, 2010 Yo Mama so fat, that she is medically obese!! Oh daaaaaaaaang! Yo Mama is so black, she went to night school and got marked absent Yo Mama is so fat, she went to the beach and the whales started sing "we are family" Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the whole house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted April 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 yo mamma so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said "1 at a time please" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesius Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 None of these are funny <__ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted April 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 None of these are funny <__< if ur not gonna say one get outta da thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έκλειψη Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Yo mama so stupid, she brought a basket to the Dollar Tree Yo mama so stupid, if her brain was explosive, she couldn't blow her nose Yo mama so stupid, she takes notes on toilet paper I'm so hawt, I give the sun a tan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTR~ Posted April 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 yo mamma so fat she needs a weedwacker to shave her armpits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtemisFowl Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 yo mamma's so stupid, when she saw the YMCA she thought they spelled MACY's wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Yo mama so fat' date=' you have to roll over twice to get of of her.[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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