Post jokes here All YCM Rules Apply

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

No yo momma jokes

no racist or sexist jokes either

All YCM rules apply

 

My favorite joke

A little girl at a wedding says "why does the bride wear white?" her mother "because this is the happiest day of her life" the girl then asked "why does the groom wear black?"

 

How do get an 80 year old woman to say FU** A: get another 80 year old woman have her say BINGO

 

If you push a blonde and a brunette off a building at the same time, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette, because the blonde had to stop and ask for directions

 

A son asks his mother "is god a woman or man?" The mother says "he is both" The boy asks "is god black or white?" The mother says "he is both" The boy asks "Is God Michael Jackson?"

 

how you make a handkerchief dance? A: put s boogie in it

 

NOW POST YOURS :D

[Code~Red]

Wanna hear a clean joke, boy was playing

wanna hear a dirty joke, boy fell in mud

wanna hear a clean joke, boy took bubble bath

wanna hear a dirty joke, bubbles were Micheal Jackson

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

Wanna hear a clean joke' date=' boy was playing

wanna hear a dirty joke, boy fell in mud

wanna hear a clean joke, boy took bubble bath

wanna hear a dirty joke, bubbles were Micheal Jackson

[/quote']

 

That isn't funny at all you know

[Jesus]

Women's Rights.

[Code~Red]

I don't really get it, I just wanted to post it here to see if anyone got it.

[Gascan]

Two cannibals sitting at a campfire eating dinner.

Cannibal 1: Man, I hate my mother-in-law.

Cannibal 2: Well, try the potatoes.

[Code~Red]

^^ Lol.

[Luna Lovegood]

Um, you do realize that all YCM Rules always apply? Just checking.

 

 

Women's Rights.

Q4E

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

Um' date=' you do realize that all YCM Rules always apply? Just checking.

 

 

Women's Rights.

Q4E

 

Yes i do

[Code~Red]

Lol just thinking that.

 

Atem: I would take 'All YCM Rules' out of the thread name, cos its the General section O_o