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Someone has messed with the chemical changes within the earth's asthenosphere, causing the flow of lava to increase and more earthquakes to occur.

 

I blame it on the guy who dug a hole to China.

 

Mars isn't a stable enviroment yet. I say some idiot becomes Dictator of the world in this time of utter crisis, and sends us into the Sun in an attempt to "watch the fireworks which indicate our death."

 

Then only a select few survive, they reproduce on the undamaged Earth, and life continues.

 

My story.

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Funny thing is that Europa doesn't have water. It has liquid methane (fart gas)

 

But...... we can still drink it right?

 

I don't know whether to laugh or be worried. D:

 

I say we go to Pluto. He's been feeling rather lonely lately.

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I love how off-topic we are.

 

I told you' date=' it's Wailord mating season.

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No, it's Steelix mating season. Wailord would cause title waves, not earthquakes. NOOB

 

Grammar Nazi: NO, YOU'RE A NOOB!

 

Whiscash mating season?

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Funny thing is that Europa doesn't have water. It has liquid methane (fart gas)

 

But...... we can still drink it right?

 

I don't know whether to laugh or be worried. D:

 

I say we go to Pluto. He's been feeling rather lonely lately.

 

Nah, Pluto is too small. And you'd die before your birthday comes around. I say we colonize on Uranus.

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Funny thing is that Europa doesn't have water. It has liquid methane (fart gas)

 

But...... we can still drink it right?

 

No you can't drink it

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Guest Random Dude

Funny thing is that Europa doesn't have water. It has liquid methane (fart gas)

 

But...... we can still drink it right?

 

No you can't drink it

 

Have you ever tried?

 

It's liquid fart gas, it's poisonous.

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Funny thing is that Europa doesn't have water. It has liquid methane (fart gas)

 

But...... we can still drink it right?

 

No you can't drink it

 

Have you ever tried?

 

It's liquid fart gas' date=' it's poisonous.

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Lol. Better not drink DAT then. :D

Idea: Fill huge capsules with water and shoot them into space. Problem solved.

Owait, it'd freeze halfway there.

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