Dark_Duelist101 Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Let me explain. I dislocated my left knee yesterday and I have track in 3 days. Oh, and I'm doing the 100- meter dash. How the funk can I go 100 meters when I can only limp?!!! Discuss times like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Like they say in Japan: KURAPPU!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Apocryphal Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 just hope for the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Half Vamp Riku Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 forfeit dude or get someone who looks exacly like you to take your place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakupenguin Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i vote, steve! the birdy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Try playing double bass at an orchestra contest when you have a dislocated elbow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Sucks to be you.Guess you're not going to be running.You can always do it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Try having sex with a broken penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 You can always sleep with the coach? Everybody wins there.Works for me- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee Black Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Try having sex with a broken penis. haha broke dick. Anyone remember The New Guy? That movie was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Duelist101 Posted April 11, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Try having sex with a broken penis.yah haha on manswers it said a guy fractured his. 0.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 I say we kidnap the big yellow bird and make him confess the diamonds locations. sheet, wrong board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 Try breaking three fingers on your left hand five days before your school's battle of the bands, when you play rhythm guitar. I feel for you. Try having sex with a broken penis. Rusty, this one deserves a rep, my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted April 11, 2010 Report Share Posted April 11, 2010 I thought this thread was going to be about crap. I was disappoint. Tell your coach you won't be running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaosIncarn Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Why is it everyone that gets a random fractured something always has it done prior to some big event that is directly affected by this injury? My moment, being the 10th caller for concert tickets, and signal cuts out. I think I cussed out 4 or 5 T-Mobile customer care reps that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Try having sex with a broken penis. While sexing, one guy in China suddenly had a combustion like the "Cinder Lady" and his penis burnt off. Seriously. Don't worry Dark Duelist. You're much better than that!! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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