Cyber Altair Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 I once dreamt my dick grew smaller. THE HORROR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I once dreamt my dick grew smaller. THE HORROR!!! What from the 1-inch yours is already? Sorry, your girlfriend told me that. (Sorry, couldn't resist) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I had a real creepy one in kindergarten, something like this: I was a train engineer and I looked like I just poped out of a Dr. Suess book, and there was this big fat black lady in an oragne bikini and I had a lazer pen and I shot her with it and her blood squirted out of her like a Super Soaker. Putting a whole bunch of sentences into one by connecting them with the word "and" is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I once dreamt my dick grew smaller. THE HORROR!!! Well quit taking steroids then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I remember another one: There was this creepy guy and this mermaid thing and the mermaid thing was walking away from me and then the creepy guy's like, "Lure him into my whirlpool of death" Then I'm thinking WTF and the i was following the mermaid thing into a bothroom and there was the bathtub with a whirlpool in it and the creepy guy was in it and then I randomly was on a couch and there was all this red mist and then I was running and there was random red wheat and the creepy guy came out of it and he's like, "You can't escape" or somfinn like that. then I woke up, I was scared to sit on the couch all that week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted April 19, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I dreamt a girl was attacked in a large underground car park. She was savagely beaten to death by a mob and then one of her faceless attackers ripped out her jawbone and stabbed her with it. Normally my nightmares involve something bad happening to me' date=' that I'm directly involved in like running away from something . This dream was nothing like that, it was like I was witnessing it but I didn't know any of the people I was dreaming about. I literally had one of those wake up covered in sweat sitting bolt upright moments. I was so disturbed I actually went and woke my mother up.[hr']One day my mom and brother went to get milk from the shop around the corner and they had left me and my sister in the house alone! And me were sitting on our stairs which were right in eye contact of the door window-this window was kind of bleary to look through and there was this dark figure that looked like a man he opened the gate and started to walk up the path and then he opened the letter box and started to scream my name through the door and told me to open the door for him. And I was nearly scared to death and my sister just turned into this zombie thing and went over to the door to let the man in and I was crying. Then when he had came in, he came over to me he was slowly backing up the stairs and he was telling me to stay still that he wasn’t going to hurt me and then the house phone went and my sister went over to the phone and said “we have got her”. And then I turned around on the stairs and ran up them and the man followed me, grabbing my leg and I was kicking him off but he was too strong and he put me over his shoulder and carried me to the living room. He then through me on the couch and gave me this injection that put me asleep. When I woke I was in some random warehouse, where my sister is sitting on this chair staring into space. I was tied to this chair and then I was asked a question about the government and I said “what the hell” and started to cry and then he punched me in the nose and I literally felt the pain!!! Then I woke up with my nose pumping blood that lasted around 30 minutes and I kept having really bad nose bleeds that lasted about 20 minutes after that dream!!! And sometimes I have dreams about the man coming. It is scary to me!!!I've got you beat. I dreamt of Lexi giving birth to our child almost every night. The same old thing. Her body couldn't take it. I see her cold lifeless body staring up at me. Her body dripping with blood from the birth. As my son is given to me he looks at me with his cold eyes and then cries. I dream that almost every night and wake up crying. It's a good thing it didn't come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lampbot Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I was surrounded by millions of Chatot. One nibbled my ear and every single other one started using Chatter. Luckily, I had a knife in my dream, so I killed everyone of them and used them for a big Chatot feather winter coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniri Wulf Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 I had this dream about where I lived. On my street, a house had been recently cleaned out. In my dream, a lady lived there, and she had a bunch of animals. She was like the pied pipper. She lead me into her house even though my mom directed me not to. when I stepped in, I was trapped behind the t.v. as a dog. The next thing I knew, I had escaped, and when I woke up, someone said "she doesnt give up until she gets you!" I was scared to go to sleep the next night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 All of my nightmares involve drug abuse, dying relatives, and mythological creatures. ._. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Wright~ Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I dreamt that an army of goombas hired by a mob boss was trying to hold our house by siege, and that in the morning we would be executed in gas chambers hidden in the basement of our house. I flew out of my window, but I reached a certain point and I couldn't fly any further, like a forcefield or something was blocking my way. I fell into a forest, and rested there for a while munching on bananas. An assassin dude in the form of my uncle tried to catch me, but I flew away to my neighbor's house a few blocks down. The goomba army started to search the neighborhood for me, and went into the house, but I wasn't spotted. I later flew away to my aunt's house, but the assassin dude started to chase me again, and I was caught in a Lighthouse. When I was about to be killed, I took out an Axe and sliced the guy into halves, and his remains fell into a river of blood below the lighthouse. I then flew away into a cloud palace and woke up there. I think that's pretty screwed up. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Seed Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I dreamed I was in the school bathroom and a guy was CUTTING himself, putting the BLOOD in ketchup packets, and SELLING it as KETCHUP. Important words made capital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Wright~ Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I dreamed I was in the school bathroom and a guy was CUTTING himself' date=' putting the BLOOD in ketchup packets, and SELLING it as KETCHUP. Important words made capital.[/quote'] I seriously LOLED. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuroKibo Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I have no nightmares. For me, sleeping is just like skipping time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NagatoZ Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I once had a dream that my Mum was going out with this guy, he was like a DBZ guy and I was scared of him. He then confronted my Mum one day and beat her up and I stepped in and got powned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Kanye West interrupting a school assembaly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is embarrassing but Hannah Montana raped me in my nightmare D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DARKPLANT RISING Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I was chased around by Lord Loss in my school. Yes, that Lord Loss from Demonata. Know him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is embarrassing but Hannah Montana raped me in my nightmare D: I wouldn't mind that actually... When I was about four, i woke up from a dream. But the weird part is, I was still asleep. My eyes were open and I was aware and awake but my body was still asleep in its REM state. I could not move and breathing was hard. I was scared because I did not know whats going on. I thougth I was dead or something. I finally was able to awake fully by moving a pinky, which broke the spell. It took lots of effort to just move the pinky though. Now, its naturall to me and I actually enjoy the OOB experience. ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is embarrassing but Hannah Montana raped me in my nightmare D: I wouldn't mind that actually... When I was about four' date=' i woke up from a dream. But the weird part is, I was still asleep. My eyes were open and I was aware and awake but my body was still asleep in its REM state. I could not move and breathing was hard. I was scared because I did not know whats going on. I thougth I was dead or something. I finally was able to awake fully by moving a pinky, which broke the spell. It took lots of effort to just move the pinky though. Now, its naturall to me and I actually enjoy the OOB experience. ^_^[/quote'] WTF? hey thats meh username Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tentacruel Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is embarrassing but Hannah Montana raped me in my nightmare D: That's a nightmare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scatty Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 I rarely dream. And when I do, I dream moments from the day before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 My dreams are blurry.My nightmares are in Blu-ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twin Seed Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Blamon: Nice way to put it ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is embarrassing but Hannah Montana raped me in my nightmare D: That's a nightmare? Good god' date=' yes. You [b']want[/b] to be raped by that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Sure. I'll rape her myself :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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