Rokugatsu Zugaikotsu Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 So, what is the most random thing you have ever heard coming from a person's mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Marluxia~ Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Uggh, There are so many of these kind of threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliminateHRN Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Ditto. But "Motherfucker." for me. Sure it is said a lot, but what about when a 3 year old says it? It's random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Slice Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 Can I fux xion?Your asking me why?Cus your roxasIf you put it that way...rape her till she bleeds...jkWhy?She is not real dumb ass ^My quote messed up >_<^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecoboy1324 Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 VAGINA's ON MOTORCYCLES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Marluxia~ Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 No....More....NACHOS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EliminateHRN Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 "Damn straight.""I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!""I have a pimple on my butt and it itches." (this is me)"My **** is up a *****." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 May the bluebird of happiness drive a bulldozer through your funking oatmeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesius Posted April 18, 2010 Report Share Posted April 18, 2010 My friend says Assnipples a lot. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Random Dude Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 SCOOP! I know Rokugatsu gets this joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lampbot Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 O CRAP A TREE! OH GOWD A SQUIRREL! OH F*** A- oh no wait, that's angelina jolie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 dfjsnvwhdnfvwdnfjnvwijgfrnvkjwfnv wbgijmnrkgfjnbvwrijgfnkj gnfgrkemnfkjntrjfnkol;rnvkjgrnbvwkjrfnvkm;jgnjwfnjwfrnjfrjnvworjfnbvwojrfnbvoijgnbwgfrjnvwrjgnbwfrojnvwjkgfrnbwjrfnvwrgnfvjwfdnvjw;rgnfjvnwdk;fjnvj;kfnwk;jdfnvwkijnbwgfnvwojgrnhbvwwgbngbrknjgbnjnjgbfnjdvfnijdgbfsnhijgbnjgbnijgbf knjnijgbfsknjdbfkm;jg n;xklsgfnhbwo[biu46590-yw3489657-4857uty82=03548969254086-678-5ipjmghopnbjkmkmggbvqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnm,uhitgruhijtgruhitgfruhijouibnjotgyihou4ityjynhbeotyrnjhkomnkobjtghbotginbjkogbn jtghboijorinbtnhubnhwugfnh1234567890qwertyuiopadfghjklzxcvbnmgbfnwgbvngrijnbwgijfrgfnkijnbvefbkvjenkijnadnskjngjrbsdkjfcnvkijscdnfvkijsongbn knjf klnjonjdgbfsnijodgfrbongbfsonjdgbfsoniegbfronijgbmndghf0ijdgnbfkonidgbskonjgbfsonijonijgbfsunijgbfsunijdfsogjbkojonjkomnjegbfskomnijegfkonijtghroijthronijgnhretyhnjthuijtnhkomighknjmnjnijtyhoijtgyhrkomijtyhkomityhujyhetyjtyrjyjnhy4hj5i7kuyrjthgrkutyirjthyrkuihkuitrjk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rokugatsu Zugaikotsu Posted April 20, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Uggh' date=' There are so many of these kind of threads.[/quote'] Sorry about that; I had some feeling that there was a topic of such, thou I got too much results from the Search ( most of what I got in Search were off-topic and was too much for me to look for such a topic). Now, back to the matter at hand; one of the werid ones I have hearded was: "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NagatoZ Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 When I was in intermediate, I went up to this guy and was jokingly framing him for stuff, kind of. Here's the conversation: Me: Oh yeah have you seen that game? Called 'Can't Remember'(I can't remember)Him: Yeah that game is awesome ayeMe: Yeah ayeHim: I like how you umm gets lots of houses like monopoly ayeMe: It doesn't even exist dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 YOU LIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 f nfjn ojgnfrjfgngbnjdgbfndvfklndvfklngbjnk bjdgbfkojgfsbnfsvj nijgfn bijwfsgnbijnwrs4ut89qeyr404t90q45ufrjgnfirjwrsgbvjninijfbgfrjnbo;fijsnsbjgbfijnbgnojdgbfonegbfondgbfnionjdgbonjononionjgbronigbronigbrongbrnibonkbonjhbkonnhbknyhkpngbfkpnpnihfkphfnohrnghn bkojdgnf bojnfgbj nbvfj nojgfnbnv ogbgfr[0-542ti-54]86ty9-059t0-2u540ty2-6ygfbhgdnbdtrnet*ynhetghnetmgmnbetkymnektmhjnbgnhmety'639450-6=92[=4-5]ujhpkmgflnbNMlkjphid'tgyhnmdkf'mghpk;s'jyhkmjdtyjkptykopjtkynoptlonkokopghknjotykonkyhgpnpuyhojr-0ty896[5e]7=90ujkhghdfkhmgfbe90t-r8yu46]0-5796=ihklmhkjlgyhjhkhkjghfkhgkkthrkghf=-07689hoijgjgdghfkljdghfkjghkjghfkjghfkjghfkljhg06879064-yijjikjghkjghfoyjotijothjthrojtyrhtkhg=jtghrijdggijijgfijgijdgfijodgfijheutyjh9ioyjerghjoiegrhjbpyik'jgfibjgfrihjkigfrjbmy'eprojhijhijhrijhroij'hro'ijhrto['ijhrs['ijyhryhr0uijtyhrkoijtgkoityhrko6y59i69i9i6y4koi6y490oitkotyhr0koityrtghghtgrkp6tytghretyhrtgyrtyhh,lghghfgyhfltgfrgntyh*nt/hyh And thats is my contribution to this remade thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hexcalibrate Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 legend is a foot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 The "That's what she said" joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 My friend Ryan: Dammit, Billy, if I come over there and find out you gave Mike Raisin Bran and you didn't give me ANY fawking Raisin Bran and you're all out of Raisin Bran, well, then, I swear to Jesus Christ I'll kill you! Me (Billy): WTF This occured during a test in English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 My friend Ryan: Dammit' date=' Billy, if I come over there and find out you gave Mike Raisin Bran and you didn't give me [b']ANY[/b] fawking Raisin Bran and you're all out of Raisin Bran, well, then, I swear to Jesus Christ I'll kill you! Me (Billy): WTF This occured during a test in English. hey dats meh username =3 /troll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EHN. Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Kaiba: But, HOW?!? NOBODY EVER SUMMONS VAGINA.Yugi: If you really want to know, TALK TO MAH VAGINA> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Most Random thing ever was when one of my friends was having a hang over, but was jacked up on a sheet load of caffeine. Convo Him: Damn your fine.Me: O.o WT-?Him: Damn I'm funked up.Me: *nods* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 My friend Ryan: Dammit' date=' Billy, if I come over there and find out you gave Mike Raisin Bran and you didn't give me [b']ANY[/b] fawking Raisin Bran and you're all out of Raisin Bran, well, then, I swear to Jesus Christ I'll kill you! Me (Billy): WTF This occured during a test in English. hey dats meh username =3 /troll I know. I was calling for you to help me, but you never showed :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 My friend Ryan: Dammit' date=' Billy, if I come over there and find out you gave Mike Raisin Bran and you didn't give me [b']ANY[/b] fawking Raisin Bran and you're all out of Raisin Bran, well, then, I swear to Jesus Christ I'll kill you! Me (Billy): WTF This occured during a test in English. hey dats meh username =3 /troll I know. I was calling for you to help me, but you never showed :( fux I know why I was in a poker tournament with chuck norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 My friend Ryan: Dammit' date=' Billy, if I come over there and find out you gave Mike Raisin Bran and you didn't give me [b']ANY[/b] fawking Raisin Bran and you're all out of Raisin Bran, well, then, I swear to Jesus Christ I'll kill you! Me (Billy): WTF This occured during a test in English. hey dats meh username =3 /troll I know. I was calling for you to help me, but you never showed :( fux I know why I was in a poker tournament with chuck norris. OMG bro, did you win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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