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YES THEY ARE SO EPICLY AWESOME.

 

Here's two to start off with. Both are made by me, and the first one pretty much sparked off the whole idea. Big thanks to pokemonpokemonpokemon who inspired me to do this when he made one himself in a thread of his. I owe you one mate. ;D

 

Anyways, feel free to comment, rant, hate, or lol.

 

You can also APPLY YOUR OWN POKE-PARODIES HERE! I'll pick the best ones and they'll be featured here forever! Also think of a cool rapper name if you wish, but it's optional.

 

And lastly, if you're lazy, you can submit requests and I'll TRY and do them. I don't guarantee it, but it's better than not requesting it.

 

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Pikadude Represent:

 

[spoiler=Without Me - Eminem]

Two Pichus go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

Two Pichus go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside.

 

Guess who's back...

Back again...

Pika's back...

Tell a friend...

 

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.

 

*awesome saxophone playing*

 

I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Pikajew no more

They want Pika, I'm chopped liver (huh?)

Well if you want Pika, this is what I'll give ya

A nice light orb mixed with some thundershocka

Some thunder that'll jump start my heart quicker

than a shock when I get shocked at the pokecenter

by Nurse Joy when I'm not co-operating

When I'm shaking the table while she's operating (hey!!)

You waited this long, now stop attacking

Cause I'm back, I'm filled with rage and volt-tackling

Gotta own some water-types

But the trainer always uses those super hypes

So YCM is on the loose.

Oh crap, I think I just saw a moose.

Come on, let's go, I have to see.

Cause it feels so crappy without me.

So what'cha waiting for, I got all my stuff.

Or are you just waiting for that electric buff?

I'm interesting, so cool like wrestling

Come on lazy ass, don't just come for resting!

 

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

 

All those trainers, they’re feeling angry

After they all lost their gym battles to me.

They start feelin like prisoners helpless

Can’t even try to be rebellious

A visionary, vision of scary

‘Til someone comes and uses legendaries

A rebel, so let me rest for a bit

For I need to charge up for that epic sheet

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe

I’m dodging that earthquake right in front of me!

Well I'm back, pi-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka

I’m owning you all with that thunder-thunder-thunder

Going low, going high, now going for the tackle

The center of attention, critting the Shuckle

I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling

Messing my enemies while defending

‘Pikachu, speak to Nurse Joy please’

Feel the tension, soon as she mentions me

Here’s my bling bling, it’s really free

Cause I pwned Team Rocket without thee.

 

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

 

Victory, victory, what a nice lil’ word

That all my enemies shamefully heard

Gary Oak, you can get your ass kicked

Worse than that Lickitung who got himself licked

And Misty? I could go all fisty

You flat-chest red headed girl, try beat me

You don't know me, you're too old, let go

It's over, no one uses Aerodacteyl

Now let's own, just gimme the signal

I’ll try and be nice with that catchy jingle

I warn you, don’t just rely on me

Because I can’t solo those uber teams

But sometimes the fact just seems

everybody only wants to discuss me

So this must mean I'm in-tres-ting

But it's just me, I'm just in scene

Everyone knows that I’m pika-awesome

When I rip-off those gay memes like ‘that’s so rawrsomz’

I make parodies to make me wealthy

But no one thinks I’m doing selfishly

Hey wait! There's a concept that works

Twenty million other pokemon emerge

But no matter how many Magikarps are in the sea

It'll be so lonely, without me

 

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

I said this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Cause we need a little, controversy

Cause it feels so empty, without me

 

Pi-pi-pi-pi-ka, pi-ka-pi-ka-chu, pi-ka-pi-pi-ka,

Pi-ka-pi-ka

Pi-pi-pi-pi-ka, pi-ka-pi-ka-chu, pi-ka-pi-pi-ka,

Pi-ka-pi-ka

 

*awesome saxophone playing*

 

 

[spoiler=Tik Tok - Ke$ha]

Wake up in the morning feeling like I'm crazy. (CONFUSE RAY)

Grab my gear and Pokedex, I am going to Pewter City. (GO BROCK)

Before I leave, get my cap, and my Poke-backpack

Cause when I leave, for the day, I ain't coming back.

 

I'm talking Magikarp with that Flail Flail.

Glaceon with that Hail Hail.

Not Slowpoke or you Fail Fail.

Oh shat, I forgot to bring my PokeNav

And all the Pokeballs I have

Trying not to be like a chav...

 

DON'T STOP, COME ON POP

MAKE YOUR HOPPIP REALLY HOP

TONIGHT, I SHALL FIGHT

TILL I SEE THE MOONLIGHT

GARY, BRING IT ON

I NOW GOT A HARDCORE AGGRON.

 

DON'T STOP, COME ON POP

MAKE YOUR HOPPIP REALLY HOP

TONIGHT, I WILL FIGHT

TILL I SEE THE MOONLIGHT

GARY, BRING IT ON

I NOW GOT A HARDCORE AGGRON.

 

I left the potion in my house, but I got Oran berries here.

No need to run away again, my Houndoom can use fear.

And now the gym is lined up, and the guys got crap.

Oh whoops, this is the spa, where the hell is my map!

 

I'm talking about Houndoom could use Roar Roar

Hyper beam, what for for.

I'm already at the third floor floor.

 

Oh no, there's a Tropius near that door door

Must now use Flamethrower-er

Must now use Flamethrower-er

Must now use Flamethrow-CRIT!

 

DON'T STOP, COME ON POP

MAKE YOUR HOPPIP REALLY HOP

TONIGHT, I WILL FIGHT

TILL I SEE THE MOONLIGHT

GARY, BRING IT ON

I NOW GOT A HARDCORE AGGRON.

 

DON'T STOP, COME ON POP

MAKE YOUR HOPPIP REALLY HOP

TONIGHT, I WILL FIGHT

TILL I SEE THE MOONLIGHT

GARY, BRING IT ON

I NOW GOT A HARDCORE AGGRON.

 

Oh, Aggron's OP

But Gloom's UP

This game is too stupid

Missingno got me.

 

My Master Ball

Must use it now

Before he flees

Must use it now

 

Oh, Aggron's OP

But Gloom's UP

This game is too stupid

Missingno got me.

 

My Master Ball

Must use it now

MUST USE IT NOW!

 

Now the battle ain't starting till Raikou comes.

 

DON'T STOP, COME ON POP

MAKE YOUR HOPPIP REALLY HOP

TONIGHT, I WILL FIGHT

TILL I SEE THE MOONLIGHT

GARY, BRING IT ON

I NOW GOT A HARDCORE AGGRON.

 

DON'T STOP, COME ON POP

MAKE YOUR HOPPIP REALLY HOP

TONIGHT, I WILL FIGHT

TILL I SEE THE MOONLIGHT

GARY, BRING IT ON

I NOW GOT A HARDCORE AGGRON.

 

 

 

 

The King Represent:

 

[spoiler= Guerilla Radio! - Rage against the Machine]Different regions from one to four,

A decade of Pokemon and still we want more!

All new pokemon that will never fade,

Even if you slice them with a switch blade!

Pokeballs are like a basket

They release on our

Time in need we have the power

A spectacle in front of your eyes

A monster standing right before your eyes

Are they beings made from genes and oil?

Or are they vultures thirstly for blood and a kid named doil?

A spectacle in front of your eyes

They attack and listen to their masters lies

Go use Bullett Seed and Smudge Bomb

They're Beasts just like tanks

But some can piss you off just like Skuntank

Others are like Lapras climb aboard!

Most get treated like slaves that just say "Yes my lord."

 

Lights out Pokemon Battle!

I choose you now!

 

Lights out Pokemon Battle!

I choose you now!

 

Contact the Gym Leader if you'd please

Stop blocking the gateway

Infernape throw your phecies!

Sounds like Turtwig headbutting the trees!

Yeah my Treecko evolved to Grovyle

Go ahead and attack that pedophile!

Nothings gonna stop me winning eight of these

Badges that make me be the champee

 

Lights out Pokemon Battle!

I choose you now!

 

Lights out Pokemon Battle!

I choose you now!

 

It has to start somewhere

It has to start sometime

What better place than here

What better time than now

All hell can't stop us now

 

 

 

Smeargle-Sme Represent:

 

[spoiler=I Gotta Feelin' - Black Eyed Peas]I caught a Poké and it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage. [x4]

 

It will kill you.

Without practise.

Don't bother tryin'.

It uses fists.

 

Just go and try it.

You will get screwed.

It'll beat you up.

Then you will SPEW.

 

I know that you will ball

Your damn eyes out.

Until you die.

Then you will go and fall.

 

You just got owned

Suck it man you just died.

Either that or you got PWNed.

I'll make your Poké fried.

 

That's how you play.

Pokémon.

You god damn noob.

Just go play Digimon.

 

You just got smashed.

Why're you still here?

Doesn't matter.

I'll just kill you again

 

You again, You again,

You again,

You again, You again, You again,

I'll own you again.

You again, You again, You again, Again, Again,

You again,

You again,

You again

Cause

I caught a Poké (Heeh heeeh) and it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage. [x2]

 

I'll get you again. ('gain!)

I'll kick your butt. (Kick your butt)

I got my Poké. (My Poké)

I'll kick your ass. (I'll kick your ass)

 

Just go and try it. (Try it)

You will get screwed. (You will get screwed.)

I'll beat you up. (Hah!)

Then you will SPEW.

 

That's how you play. (Yea!)

Pokémon. (PWNed)

You god damn noob. (Nooby Nooby)

Just go play Digimon.

 

You just got smashed. (Just got smashed)

Why're you still here? (You still here)

Doesn't matter.

I'll just kill you again

 

You again, You again,

You again,

You again, You again, You again,

I'll own you again.

You again, You again, You again, Again, Again,

You again,

You again,

You again, Again, Again, Again

 

You gunna go cry?

You might aswell.

Cuz I'll own you (you, you, you, you)

 

Easy battle

Easy win

Now I'm on top (top, top, top, top)

 

Feel the loss

Totally owned

You're owned and flogged (flogged, flogged, flogged)

 

Left and right

You're in fright

And you got smashed (shmashed, smashed, smashed, smashed)

 

Monday, Tuesday,

Wednesday, and Thursday

Friday, Saturday

Saturday to Sunday

 

I'll own you again.

You know what I'll say?

Sucked in you noob.

Su su sucked in you noob.

 

I caught a Poké (Heeh heeeh)

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's it's PWNage.

 

I caught a Poké (Heeh heeeh) and it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's it's PWNage.

 

Heeeh heeeeh

 

 

 

Da Dranz Represent:

 

[spoiler=Pokedex- Lady GaGa]

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

 

I wanna trow em' like they do in Rocketless

Drain em' let em' hit me raise my XP stay with me (I love it)

Gym and trainers play the team with Spearow to the start

And after he's been beet up I'll play the Magikarp

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him burned, show him what I learned

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

I'll get him burned, show him what I learned

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p f*** her face, p-p-p f*** her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

I wanna roll with Graveler and harden my Metapod

A little taging is fun when you're with me I love it)

Master Quest is not the same without Swampart

But since we're owned by 4kids we must make out without water guns

 

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him burned, show him what I learned

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

I'll get him burned, show him what I learned

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p f*** her face, p-p-p f*** her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

I won't tell you that I caught you

Train or evolve you

Cause I'm shying' with my shyamin

I'm not lying I'm just confusing' with my sand storming

Just like a Togetik in Sinnoh

Take your rank before you battle out

I promise this, promise this

Check this ball cause I'm trowing it

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p f*** her face, p-p-p f*** her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p f*** her face, p-p-p f*** her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p f*** her face, p-p-p f*** her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

 

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Limited Edition KING Newbie

Limited Edition KING

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[spoiler= Guerilla Radio! - Rage against the Machine]Different regions from one to four,

A decade of Pokemon and still we want more!

All new pokemon that will never fade,

Even if you slice them with a switch blade!

Pokeballs are like a basket

They release on our

Time in need we have the power

A spectacle in front of your eyes

A monster standing right before your eyes

Are they beings made from genes and oil?

Or are they vultures thirstly for blood and a kid named doil?

A spectacle in front of your eyes

They attack and listen to their masters lies

Go use Bullett Seed and Smudge Bomb

They're Beasts just like tanks

But some can piss you off just like Skuntank

Others are like Lapras climb aboard!

Most get treated like slaves that just say "Yes my lord."

 

Lights out Pokemon Battle!

I choose you now!

 

Lights out Pokemon Battle!

I choose you now!

 

Contact the Gym Leader if you'd please

Stop blocking the gateway

Infernape throw your phecies!

Sounds like Turtwig headbutting the trees!

Yeah my Treecko evolved to Grovyle

Go ahead and attack that pedophile!

Nothings gonna stop me winning eight of these

Badges that make me be the champee

 

Lights out Pokemon Battle!

I choose you now!

 

Lights out Pokemon Battle!

I choose you now!

 

It has to start somewhere

It has to start sometime

What better place than here

What better time than now

All hell can't stop us now

 

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Smear Rookie

Smear

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[spoiler=I Gotta Feelin' - Black Eyed Peas]I caught a Poké and it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage. [x4]

 

It will kill you.

Without practise.

Don't bother tryin'.

It uses fists.

 

Just go and try it.

You will get screwed.

It'll beat you up.

Then you will SPEW.

 

I know that you will ball

Your damn eyes out.

Until you die.

Then you will go and fall.

 

You just got owned

Suck it man you just died.

Either that or you got PWNed.

I'll make your Poké fried.

 

That's how you play.

Pokémon.

You god damn noob.

Just go play Digimon.

 

You just got smashed.

Why're you still here?

Doesn't matter.

I'll just kill you again

 

You again, You again,

You again,

You again, You again, You again,

I'll own you again.

You again, You again, You again, Again, Again,

You again,

You again,

You again

Cause

I caught a Poké (Heeh heeeh) and it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage. [x2]

 

I'll get you again. ('gain!)

I'll kick your butt. (Kick your butt)

I got my Poké. (My Poké)

I'll kick your ass. (I'll kick your ass)

 

Just go and try it. (Try it)

You will get screwed. (You will get screwed.)

I'll beat you up. (Hah!)

Then you will SPEW.

 

That's how you play. (Yea!)

Pokémon. (PWNed)

You god damn noob. (Nooby Nooby)

Just go play Digimon.

 

You just got smashed. (Just got smashed)

Why're you still here? (You still here)

Doesn't matter.

I'll just kill you again

 

You again, You again,

You again,

You again, You again, You again,

I'll own you again.

You again, You again, You again, Again, Again,

You again,

You again,

You again, Again, Again, Again

 

You gunna go cry?

You might aswell.

Cuz I'll own you (you, you, you, you)

 

Easy battle

Easy win

Now I'm on top (top, top, top, top)

 

Feel the loss

Totally owned

You're owned and flogged (flogged, flogged, flogged)

 

Left and right

You're in fright

And you got smashed (shmashed, smashed, smashed, smashed)

 

Monday, Tuesday,

Wednesday, and Thursday

Friday, Saturday

Saturday to Sunday

 

I'll own you again.

You know what I'll say?

Sucked in you noob.

Su su sucked in you noob.

 

I caught a Poké (Heeh heeeh)

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's it's PWNage.

 

I caught a Poké (Heeh heeeh) and it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's PWNage.

And it owns and rapes like it's it's PWNage.

 

Heeeh heeeeh

 

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WTF

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[spoiler=Pokemon Intro Song]

I wanna f** the very best

that no one ever was.

To f** them is my real test

to train them is my cause.

I will travel across the land

f**king far and wide.

Each pokemon to understand the power thats inside.

Pokemon!

gotta f*** em all!

just you and me.

I know its my destiny pokemon!

gotta f*** em all!

its so true!

Our courage will pull us through!

You f*** me and ill f*** you!

Pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta f*** em all

gotta f*** em all!!!!

POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah.

 

 

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Dranzer

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And Misty? I could go all fisty

You flat-chest red headed girl, try beat me

 

Win.

 

[spoiler=Pokedex- Lady GaGa]

Mum mum mum mah

Mum mum mum mah

 

I wanna trow em' like they do in Rocketless

Drain em' let em' hit me raise my XP stay with me (I love it)

Gym and trainers play the team with Spearow to the start

And after he's been beet up I'll play the Magikarp

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him burned, show him what I learned

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

I'll get him burned, show him what I learned

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p funk her face, p-p-p funk her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

I wanna roll with Graveler and harden my Metapod

A little taging is fun when you're with me I love it)

Master Quest is not the same without Swampart

But since we're owned by 4kids we must make out without water guns

 

 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh

I'll get him burned, show him what I learned

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,

I'll get him burned, show him what I learned

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p funk her face, p-p-p funk her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

I won't tell you that I caught you

Train or evolve you

Cause I'm shying' with my shyamin

I'm not lying I'm just confusing' with my sand storming

Just like a Togetik in Sinnoh

Take your rank before you battle out

I promise this, promise this

Check this ball cause I'm trowing it

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

Can't read my,

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

Can't read my

Can't read my

No he can't read my pokedex

(she’s got to love nobody)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p funk her face, p-p-p funk her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p funk her face, p-p-p funk her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

P-p-p-pokedex, p-p-pokedex

(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p funk her face, p-p-p funk her face

(Mum mum mum mah)

 

 

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Kitty

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[spoiler= Evil Little Pichu]

I got this little pichu about 2 months back,

He was the nicest little pichu now a pain in my crack.

This little pichu is ninja always stalking my feet.

This little pichu is a warrior you know what I mean.

He’s an evil little pichu, look what he did to my hand.

Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can.

I can give this poke a toy but he’d rather have the wrapper.

When I always give him water but he still drinks from the crapper.

You could lock him in the closet and he just won’t care.

pichu chews on my shoes and he shocks all my hair. (xD)

Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch.

Playing in the windowsills and tearing through the house

He is so full of energy and easily amused.

Pichu will attack anything that moves,

Causing trouble, starting battles just so he can be a part of

He’s the meanest little pichu so we named him Sparta.

 

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight,

Little bitty pichu want to bite, bite, bite.

 

Where’d you go? Are you stalking me?

Are you under the couch? Quite possibly.

Ears laid back so you don’t get caught.

Ready to scratch my leg with everything you got.

I know you’re probably watching me from across the room.

Concentrating, contemplating on attacking me soon.

You’re not invisible pichu, I’m going to find you first.

Come out, come out, before I make things worse.

I’ve seen where you hide and I know where you’ve been.

Hey pichu why don’t you give in.

Even if you try to sneak up on me I’m prepared.

‘Cause I got my safety gear on and I’m not scared.

I think I hear a little pichu under the bed.

I know you’re making noises just to mess with my head.

You can stalk me all you want, but I’m not your prey.

You always seem to find me first, but not today.

 

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?

Little bitty Pichu want to bite, bite, bite.

 

Come on now, I’m going get you now.

 

I’ve got him cornered and now he’s mine.

He’s not going to get away this time.

I’ll snatch him up fast and before he can blink.

And then, awww man, he’s a sleep in the sink.

What is with this Poke? I’m confused.

He’s got a bed but its never been used.

In every waking moment Pichu is up for the fight.

Then next minute Pichu’s out like a light.

How could I let this little creature inside of my home.

I got to keep an eye on him when I’m on the phone.

I’m a little afraid to leave this Poke all alone.

This Pichu may destroy everything that I own.

Look at him now, I kind of feel bad.

He’s the best little Poke that I’ve had

And the one big thing I forgot to mention was that he wasn’t fighting.

He just wanted attention.

 

Hey little Sparta what is with all the fight?

Little bitty Pichu want to bite, bite, bite.

 

Showing love, that’s all this Pichu does.

 

 

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I came expecting Pokémon parody comics. I was disappointed.

Too bad for you we like messing with artists music.

 

Agreed. The music parody ones aren't amusing at all.

Since when have any Pokeparodies been amusing?

 

Some of them are amusing. Like this one for example.

 

[spoiler=Amusingness.]

2qi8ho5.jpg

 

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I came expecting Pokémon parody comics. I was disappointed.

Too bad for you we like messing with artists music.

 

Agreed. The music parody ones aren't amusing at all.

Since when have any Pokeparodies been amusing?

 

Some of them are amusing. Like this one for example.

 

[spoiler=Amusingness.]

2qi8ho5.jpg

 

I can't help to notice Ash looks like a truck driver.

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