六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Flip the lady off and tell her to go to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTRON Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 wow...sorry to hear this one...something like that happened to me last week, not a good story in comparison to this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Dude... If that was me, it would be quite simple: Give the lady the finger, and walk away. Or, provide a legit arguement, and win it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 If I were you, I would have told her that I didn't do it, payed for the leftover half of the box I apperantly stole, flipped her off as I exited the store, and never go there again. EDIT: Or said "funk you, you paranoid whore, I didn't steal anything." and then show her the reciept and walk off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I would've just started crying, screamed "I'll just get her pregnant then! D:", thrown the box at her, then legged it. ... Though I probably wouldn't recommend that. What ~JG~ said about fingering the old lady or something would be better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 Just pay for the ones they said you stole, that way you won't have to pay the huge fine and go through that whole ordeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 [quote='Akira Udou' pid='4105111' dateline='1272847488'] >Condom >YCM Troll. [/quote] <3 And what the fuck, you're 14 and you were going to have sex? What the hell is wrong with people today... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 >Condom>YCM Troll. <3 And what the f***' date=' you're 14 and you were going to have sex? What the hell is wrong with people today...[/quote'] That's when I lost my virginity. I'm 17 and have never used a condom to this day. I fear I'm sterile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I fear I'm sterile. Lucky you. I don't live by a pharmacy (with cheap condoms), just a bunch of gas stations. And they charge like five dollars for a three pack of Durex. It's BS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I would've just started crying' date=' screamed "I'll just get her pregnant then! D:", thrown the box at her, then legged it.[/quote'] Damn, Frunk and I agree on something. o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I fear I'm sterile. Lucky you. I don't live by a pharmacy (with cheap condoms)' date=' just a bunch of gas stations. And they charge like five dollars for a three pack of Durex. It's BS.[/quote'] Visit health doctor, get given a load for free... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 I fear I'm sterile. Lucky you. I don't live by a pharmacy (with cheap condoms)' date=' just a bunch of gas stations. And they charge like five dollars for a three pack of Durex. It's BS.[/quote'] Visit health doctor, get given a load for free... Take the time to make the appointment, take off of school and/or work, to get some condoms? It's easier to just pull it out and then complain about condom prices on lolycm Unfortunately, the gas to get to the doctor would cost more then the condoms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 You're 14! You shouldn't even be buying condoms. Kids these days. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 You're 14! You shouldn't even be buying condoms. Kids these days. >.> Damn, Skuldur and I agree on something. o_O Wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenrais Posted May 3, 2010 Report Share Posted May 3, 2010 LOLWTFROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmc1234 Posted May 4, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 You're 14! You shouldn't even be buying condoms. Kids these days. >.> 15, and ya buying condoms and having sex isnt exactly the age i should be dooing it but i am so i really dont care. Its not like im having sex like 3 times a day, its occasionally. And ~JG and Frunk, i dont have the receipt anymore cause i lost it cause i wasnt going heavy into the fighting back thing cause i thought "Ok ill just pay it and get over it" For a cople days i called and complained but they werent having so i didnt want to start anything so im just going to pay the fine and get over it. Once again i wasnt asking for sympothy or anything i simply shared a story. not really crying as much as pissed but whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 Pay the fine' date=' screw your girlfriend.[/quote'] Best quote on YCM ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I would've just started crying' date=' screamed "I'll just get her pregnant then! D:", thrown the box at her, then legged it.[/quote'] Damn, Frunk and I agree on something. o_O Do we often disagree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I fear I'm sterile. Lucky you. But I actually want kids one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smear Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I fear I'm sterile. Lucky you. But I actually want kids one day. ... What for? o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I fear I'm sterile. Lucky you. But I actually want kids one day. ... What for? o_O Kid stuffs? I don't know. But I know I want some. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus21 Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I fear I'm sterile. Lucky you. But I actually want kids one day. ... What for? o_O Kid stuffs? I don't know. But I know I want some. As do I, but being infertile is far from a bad situation while a teenager. Temporary sterilization... that would be a gift from God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aximil Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 I fear I'm sterile. Lucky you. But I actually want kids one day. ... What for? o_O Kid stuffs? I don't know. But I know I want some. As do I' date=' but being infertile is far from a bad situation while a teenager. Temporary sterilization... that would be a gift from God...[/quote'] Agreed. I'd love it if that were true, but I doubt it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Frostpaw Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 You're 14! You shouldn't even be buying condoms. Kids these days. >.> 15' date=' and ya buying condoms and having sex isnt exactly the age i should be dooing it [/b']but i am so i really dont care. Its not like im having sex like 3 times a day, its occasionally. And ~JG and Frunk, i dont have the receipt anymore cause i lost it cause i wasnt going heavy into the fighting back thing cause i thought "Ok ill just pay it and get over it" For a cople days i called and complained but they werent having so i didnt want to start anything so im just going to pay the fine and get over it. Once again i wasnt asking for sympothy or anything i simply shared a story. not really crying as much as pissed but whatever As bad as this might sound, I'd do the same thing in a year or two if I could ditch my overprotective mom and grandparents for a day or two. If I would get caught, my uncle could be my attorney. He's been his own attorney several times when he was the defendant. He's never lost. (: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 You're 14! You shouldn't even be buying condoms. Kids these days. >.> 15' date=' and ya buying condoms and having sex isnt exactly the age i should be dooing it but i am so i really dont care. Its not like im having sex like 3 times a day, its occasionally. And ~JG and Frunk, i dont have the receipt anymore cause i lost it cause i wasnt going heavy into the fighting back thing cause i thought "Ok ill just pay it and get over it" For a cople days i called and complained but they werent having so i didnt want to start anything so im just going to pay the fine and get over it. Once again i wasnt asking for sympothy or anything i simply shared a story. not really crying as much as pissed but whatever[/quote'] I'm glad you're not deterred by criers on this forum. Sex is your business and frankly it doesn't matter how old you are, as long as you genuinely want to. But how did you lose the receipt so quickly? That's kind of asking for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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