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Tentacruel

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I just had one today. I've played baseball for years' date=' and I we're playing softball in Phys.ED. A popfly came straight to me, I hit my glove and I dropped it.

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Daaaaaaamn dude.

 

And my ex-girlfriend is in that class with me. It'll be a while before I live THAT one down...

 

Tell her she's a woman and is even worse at sports than you are, then yell "Pow! Straight to the moon!", and make her get back in the kitchen where she belongs. Problem solved.

 

Then can I take away her driver's liscence because there isn't a road in between the kitchen and the bedroom?

 

Yep. Unless you want to use her as a shofur (or however it's spelt.)

 

Would you HONESTLY trust your life to a WOMAN driver?!?

 

Only if she is drunk. That's not a spelling error. I meant if she is.

 

Dude, she has to have done at LEAST two hits of acid before she'll even be able to maintain her lane. You're braver than me...

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