My Grudge, Bear With Me

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

I've got a beef with Mr. Riku T. Vampire, Jr.. When writing this letter, I had originally intended to segregate the pure errors of fact in Riku's comments from the assertions of questionable judgment where there could be room for dispute. I eventually decided against that approach because this makes me fearful that I might someday find myself in the crosshairs of Riku's lascivious publications. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.)

 

There are three fairly obvious problems with Riku's crotchets, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to fight tooth and nail against Riku. First, it blew my mind when I realized that I pray for the day when those who foster escapism at every opportunity will see what they're doing to the world and to all of its citizens. Second, Riku doesn't know everything. And third, Riku claims that the laws of nature don't apply to him. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that if Riku sincerely believes that his debauches are the result of a high-minded urge to do sociological research then he must be smoking something illegal.

 

I undoubtedly don't know what Riku's problem is, but his eccentricity is surpassed only by his vanity and his vanity is surpassed only by his empty theorizing. (Remember his theory that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life?) Riku's hallucinations about the benefits of antiheroism are so deep and inveterate that they can be broken, if at all, only if we defy him. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement, and in many cases it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it undeniably expresses how there is something grievously wrong with those irresponsible smart alecks who force me to go crazy. Shame on the lot of them!

 

Riku is an opportunist. That is, he is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. Though many people agree that we must work together against despotism, absenteeism, conformism, etc., Riku wants nothing less than to call for a return to that which wasn't particularly good in the first place. His henchmen then wonder, "What's wrong with that?" Well, there's not much to be done with despicable brigands who can't figure out what's wrong with that, but the rest of us can plainly see that whenever Riku wants to rip off everyone and his brother, he merely yanks his sycophants' puppet strings and gets them to instill distrust and thereby create a need for his slaphappy views. And I can say that with a clear conscience because he is utterly mistaken if he believes that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day.

 

Riku would not hesitate to destroy our sense of safety in the places we ordinarily imagine we can flee to if he felt he could benefit from doing so. Despite total incompetence, he is often afflicted with an amazing conceit that causes him to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. He offers two reasons as to why violence and prejudice are funny. He argues that (1) it's okay if his beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments) initially cause our quality of life to degrade because "sometime", "someone" will do "something" "somehow" to counteract that trend, and (2) his adversaries are aligned with very dark and malevolent fourth-dimensional aliens known as Draconians. These arguments are invalid for the following reasons: First, he says that he has been robbed of all he does not possess. What he means by this, of course, is that he wants free reign to funnel significant amounts of money to jejune adolescents. Riku labels anyone he doesn't like as "impetuous". That might well be a better description of him.

 

It's really amazing, isn't it? We can put people on the Moon and send robot explorers to Mars, but one of the bewildering paradoxes of our time is the extent to which Riku is willing to overthrow western civilization through the destruction of its four pillars—family, nation, religion, and democracy—especially given that he himself would be affected by such actions. He constantly insists that the world can be happy only when his little empire is given full rein. But he contradicts himself when he says that we can trust him not to condemn innocent people to death. My position is that we'll know soon enough just how condescending these classes of loonies can be. He, in contrast, argues that merit is adequately measured by his methods and qualifications. This disagreement merely scratches the surface of the ideological chasm festering between me and Riku. The only rational way to bridge this chasm is for him to admit that he should start developing the parts of his brain that have been impaired by revisionism. At least then he'll stop trying to detach individuals from traditional sources of strength and identity—family, class, private associations.

 

When I first heard about Riku's criticisms, I didn't know whether to laugh, because Riku's expostulations are so disdainful, or cry, because if the only way to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that twist the teaching of history to suit Riku's tyrannical, bad-tempered purposes is for me to become clinically depressed, then so be it. It would doubtlessly be worth it because I can guarantee the readers of this letter that the vandalism "debate" is not a debate. It is a harangue, a politically motivated, brilliantly publicized, argumentative attack on progressive ideas. Not that I ever believed Riku's lies, but at least before they had some kind of internal consistency—a logic, albeit twisted, that invited refutation. But now, it seems he is desperately flailing about for any pretext, no matter how ludicrous or slight, to propitiate primitive clunks for later eventualities. Riku's accusations are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, Riku should feel ashamed of himself. More than that, if I were a complete sap, I'd believe Riku's line that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. Unfortunately for him, I realize that at their mildest, Riku's insinuations still manage to wage a clandestine guerilla war against many basic human rights. (The merits of his indiscretions won't be discussed here because they lack merit.)

 

I, speaking as someone who is not a mawkish segregationist, suspect that Riku is opposed to pauperism, even though his own wisecracks are just as upside-down, inside-out, convoluted, inverted, and perverted. Deal with it. Our real enemies are not people living in a distant land whose names we don't know and whose culture we don't understand. Our real enemies are Riku T. Vampire and all others who bombard me with insults. The world has a surplus of stupidity. Let me recap that for you because it really is extraordinarily important: Documents written by his emissaries typically include the line, "Without Riku's superior guidance, we will go nowhere", in large, 30-point type, as if the size of the font gives weight to the words. In reality, all that that fancy formatting really does is underscore the fact that an armed revolt against Riku is morally justified. However, I maintain that it is not yet strategically justified.

 

I was absolutely gobsmacked the first time I saw Riku bombarding me with insults. Since then, I've seen him do that so many times that I hardly bat an eyelid when someone tells me that Riku should think about how his op-ed pieces lead tasteless, self-aggrandizing grizzlers to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and supercilious communism. If Riku doesn't want to think that hard, perhaps he should just keep quiet. We ought to help people see his immoral conjectures for what they are. That'll make Riku think once—I would have said "twice" but I don't see any indication that he has previously given any thought to the matter—before trying to divert us from proclaiming what in our innermost conviction is absolutely necessary.

 

Riku argues that I am adversarial for wanting to reinforce notions of positive self-esteem. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago. He would have us believe that self-righteous, churlish degenerates make the best scoutmasters and schoolteachers. Not surprisingly, his evidence for that thoroughly daffy claim is top-heavy with anonymous sources and, to put it mildly, he has a checkered track record for accuracy. I aver it would be more accurate for Riku to say that if he is going to make an emotional appeal then he should also include a rational argument. In closing, all that I ask is that you join me to stop Mr. Riku T. Vampire, Jr. and argue about his statements.

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

I wholeheartedly agree.

 

I feel compelled to preface my remarks with the following: I can defend each and every point I've made so far. By way of introduction, let me just say that if I want to put myself in harm's way, that should be my prerogative. I don't need Riku forcing me to. Whenever his intimates say that he is able to abrogate the natural order of effects flowing from causes, their noses grow by a few centimeters. Have you noticed that that hasn't been covered at all by the mainstream media? Maybe they're afraid that Riku will retaliate by destroying our moral fiber.

 

Although I consistently call people to their highest and best, not accommodate them at their lowest and least, I do not countenance challenging Riku through breaking the law—to do so is lewd, semi-intelligible, and indefensible. A lot of people may end up getting hurt before the final spasm of his rage is played out. I'll say that again because I want it to sink in: We must do away with the misconception that taxpayers are a magic purse that never runs out of gold. Perhaps he has never had to take a stand and fight for something as critical as our right to rise to the challenge of thwarting his prissy plans. But by refusing to act, by refusing to tell you a little bit about him and his pigheaded principles, we are giving him the power to redefine unbridled self-indulgence as a virtue, as the ultimate test of personal freedom. Riku's bedfellows have been running around recently trying to do away with intellectual honesty. Meanwhile, Riku has been preparing to suppress all news that portrays him in a bad light. The whole episode smacks of a carefully orchestrated operation. If you ask me, Riku claims that he should be a given a direct pipeline to the National Treasury. I contend that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves although I should add that Riku sells the supposed merits of moral relativism on the basis of rhetoric, not evidence. The evidence, however belated, is now in, and the evidence says that Riku has warned us that sometime soon, mischievous fribbles will hasten society's quiescence to moral pluralism and epistemological uncertainty. If you think about it, you'll realize that Riku's warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that I can reword my point as follows. Riku should reserve his stereotypes and labels and remember to treat others with a bit more respect and equality.

 

I'll talk about that another time. I have other, more important, things to discuss now. For starters, I find that some of Riku's choices of words in his ideals would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "wild" for "protocatechualdehyde" and "snappish" for "microcrystallography."

 

I will not say what is right and what is wrong when it comes to Riku's vaporings. But I will say one thing: Riku wants us to believe that children don't need as much psychological attentiveness, protection, and obedience training as the treasured household pet. How stupid does he think we are? That's the big question. If you knew the answer to that then you'd also know why many of the people I've talked to have said that Riku and his chargés d'affaires should all be put up against a wall and given traitors' justice. Without commenting on that specifically I'd merely like to point out that my purpose here is not to wage war on gnosticism. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that I want to live my life as I see fit. I can't do that while Riku still has the ability to preach fear and ignorance.

 

This is not the place to develop that subject. It demands many pages of analysis, which I can't spare in this letter. Instead, I'll just state the key point, which is that Riku denies ever having tried to instill a subconscious feeling of guilt in those of us who disagree with his prognoses. I, for one, assume he's merely trying to cover his posterior, as the truth is that Riku's policy is to provoke wanton ex-cons into action. Then, he uses their responses in whatever way he sees fit, generally to reap a whirlwind of destroyed marriages, damaged children, and, quite possibly, a globe-wide expression of incurable sexually transmitted diseases.

 

We must win the culture war and save this country. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that Riku is not just censorious. He is unbelievably, astronomically censorious. He's just trying to pick a fight. That's why Riku says that this is the best of all possible worlds and that he is the best of all possible people.

 

Riku can write anything he wants about how things would be different were we to give into his demands and let him repeat the mistakes of the past, but he parrots whatever ideas are fashionable at the moment. When the fashions change, his ideas will change instantly like a weathercock. I'll let you in on a little secret: we could opt to sit back and let him leave behind a wake of slimy reaction. Most people, however, would argue that the cost in people's lives and self-esteem is an extremely high price to pay for such inaction on our part. Thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that the rambunctious tone used by Riku in his put-downs shows what kind of person he really is. I was right when I said that there can be no argument that both allotheism and Bonapartism are forerunners of Riku's nefarious musings. And I was right when I said that Riku asserts that the rules don't apply to him. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence.

 

The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist if we don't proscribe Riku and his toadies as the most dangerous enemies of the people. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, he is an opportunist. That is, he is an ideological chameleon, without any real morality, without a soul. He enjoys pondering new ways to spread hatred, animosity, and divisiveness. But don't take my word for it; ask any frightful peculator you happen to meet.

 

What does this mean for our future? For one thing, it means that if you'll allow me a minor dysphemism, it would please Riku greatly to replace Robert's Rules of Order with "facilitated consensus building" at all important meetings. Or, to phrase that a little more politely, people used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that Riku's is the prototypical face of credentialism. After seeing Riku coordinate a revolution these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that Riku claims to be supportive of my plan to extirpate misoneism root, trunk, and branch. Don't trust him, though; he's a wolf in sheep's clothing. Before you know it, he'll con us into believing that he can manipulate the public like a puppet dangling from strings and get away with it. Not only that, but Riku is the type of person that turns up his nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter such as why it would be good for him to herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses.

 

I am aware that many people may object to the severity of my language. But is there no cause for severity? Naturally, I allege that there is because Riku likes saying that immature, foolish conspiracy theorists aren't ever inhumane. Okay, that's a parody—but not a very gross one. In point of fact, Riku maintains a "Big Brother" dossier of personal information about everyone he distrusts, to use as a potential weapon. Is your name listed in that dossier? I could give you the answer now, but it would be more productive for me first to inform you that Riku has been offering the worst kinds of grotesque manipulators of the public mind there are (also known as Riku's collaborators) a lot of money to paint pictures of mean-spirited worlds inhabited by testy dolts. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that if Riku's haughty beliefs became more widespread, it would spell the ruination of this country. Riku has an almost mystical faith in obscurantism. There; my ranting is finished.

[Tentacruel]

Holy crap that's a lot of text. How in the hell can you have a grudge that's that deeply complex with someone on the internet?

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

Holy crap that's a lot of text. How in the hell can you have a grudge that's that deeply complex with someone on the internet?

 

Riku has spent untold hours trying to destroy the heart and fabric of our nation. During that time, did it ever once occur to him that his jeremiads are but a speck in a constellation of methodologies used by Stalinism to borrow money and spend it on programs that use organized violence to suppress opposition? Apparently, even know-it-all Riku doesn't know the answer to that one. It wouldn't even matter much if he did, given that I, not being one of the many antihumanist hypochondriacs of this world, am convinced that there will be a strong effort on his part to lay the foundation for some serious mischief in the coming days. This effort will be disguised, of course. It will be cloaked in deceit, as such efforts always are. That's why I'm informing you that inasmuch as I disagree with Riku's accusations and find his ad hominem attacks offensive, I am happy to meet Riku's speech with more speech and, if necessary, continue this discussion until the truth shines.

 

The essential point, however, is the following: Riku thinks that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors. However, by opting for the easy, short-term, feel-good path, he will precipitate riots some day. Although he was likely following the dictates of his conscience when he decided to doctor evidence and classification systems and make passive-aggressive generalizations to support delirious, preconceived views, the fact remains that there isn't a man, woman, or child alive today who thinks that mysticism is a be-all, end-all system that should be forcefully imposed upon us, so let's toss out that ridiculous argument of Riku's from the get-go. Just wait until someone gets hurt as a result of Riku's agendas. Then, more people will agree that if five years ago I had described a person like Riku to you and told you that in five years he'd divert attention from his unprovoked aggression, you'd have thought me unprincipled. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how solecism doesn't work. So why does Riku cling to it? I hardly know. But I will stake the immortality of my soul that Riku's remonstrations have proven to be a complete disaster in both theory and practice. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly.

 

It would be great if all of us could shine a light on Riku's efforts to block streets and traffic to the extent that ambulances can't get through. In the end, however, money talks and you-know-what walks. Perhaps that truism also explains why Riku plans to clear-cut ancient forest lands. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how the above statement is entirely suited to Riku, who here, as elsewhere, does not possess a single creative idea for the future but lives only in the past. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding his promotion of allotheism. Tell everyone you know that Riku's helots are quick to point out that because Riku is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, he is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Riku is a victim of his own success—a success that enables Riku to displace meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and emotion.

 

Can you believe that Riku actually stated that at birth every living being is assigned a celestial serial number or frequency power spectrum? I was stunned until I remembered that Riku would like to see all of our individual liberties digest in the bowels of an all-powerful State. An obvious parallel from a different context is that we must understand that his companions coerce children into becoming activists willing to serve, promote, spy, and fight for his pleas. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. I have in fact told him that he winds up on the wrong side of every important issue. Unfortunately, there really wasn't anything to his response. I suppose Riku just doesn't want to admit that his allocutions are feral. They're unnecessary. They're counterproductive. Whenever I encounter them I think that I admit that I'm not perfect. I admit that I may have been a bit rancorous when I stated that Riku's supporters are stampeding happily and mindlessly toward the precipice of drugged-out, coldhearted misoneism. Still, that doesn't justify the name-calling, rudeness, and simple ugliness that Riku invariably finds so necessary. Nor does it justify his leading to the destruction of the human race.

 

If Riku were paying attention—which it would seem he is not, as I've already gone over this—he'd see that if you were to ask him, he'd say that he doesn't remember increasing society's cycle of hostility and violence. Not only does Riku unequivocally have a very selective memory, but one of the goals of interventionism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". Riku admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, Riku's own mediocrity can flourish. So, whatever happened to community standards? I guess it just boils down to the question: Why doesn't Riku point a critical finger at himself for a change? It's an interesting question and its examination will help us understand how Riku's mind works. Let me start by providing evidence that it's a pity that two thousand years after Christ, the voices of ignominious, odious Huns like Riku can still be heard, worse still that they're listened to, and worst of all that anyone believes them.

 

Riku's refrains are a blatantly obvious and cleverly orchestrated script, carefully concocted to shove us towards an absolute state of vassalage. But let's not quibble about that. Riku thinks we want him to abuse science by using it as a mechanism of ideology. Excuse me, but maybe you might say, "He invariably supports politicians who have been groomed from childhood to lobotomize everyone caught thinking an independent thought." Fine, I agree. But his cringers are cut from the same mold as the most unenlightened porn stars you'll ever see. Alas, I usually get a lot of blank stares from people when I say something like that. What I mean is that if Riku thinks his snow jobs represent progress, he should rethink his definition of progress.

 

"Riku" has now become part of my vocabulary. Whenever I see someone bombarding me with insults, I tell him or her to stop "Riku-ing". He claims that he is omnipotent. Whether that's true or not, his evidence is corrupted by a vast amount of nonsense and outright fraud. Before we can further discuss Riku's claim we must acknowledge that Riku's screeds are geared toward the continuation of social stratification under the rubric of "tradition". Funny, that was the same term that his apparatchiks once used to dismantle the family unit.

 

I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that if anything, it is easy to see faults in others. But it takes perseverance to make pretentiousness unfashionable.

 

It's unfortunate that Riku has no real education. It's impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped. He says it is within his legal right to prevent us from recognizing the vast and incomparable achievements, contributions, and discoveries that are the product of our culture. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, Riku has warned us that sooner or later, immature fastidious-types will uproot our very heritage and pave the way for Riku's own insufferable value system. If you think about it, you'll realize that Riku's warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that before Riku once again claims that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is, he should do some real research rather than simply play a game of bias reinforcement with his patsies. Riku claims that licentious Luddites should be given absolute authority to force his moral code on the rest of us. Perhaps he has some sound arguments on his side, but if so he's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that Riku's premise (that the best way to serve one's country is to write off whole sections of society) is his morality disguised as pretended neutrality. Riku uses this disguised morality to support his perorations, thereby making his argument self-refuting. To reiterate the main message of this letter, Riku has a certain fondness for insincere, goofy bigamists.

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

 

Forgive my GFX, but look at him! That's him in real life, remotely manipulating each and every one of us from afar over his handheld device. Brothers, we must unite for what is right! His playing dumb has fooled us for too long, a desperate power grab for key steps towards his taking power over all of us and unleashing a catastrophe of unfathomable proportions!

[BehindTheMask]

*picks up a pitch fork and torch*

 

BURN THE WITCH

 

BURN THE WITCH

 

BURN THE WITCH

 

edit: what we should do to him:

 

[Amethyst Phoenix]

I concur with your statements about this man. I do not know him as well as you do, nor have I any extended contact with him (from what I've heard from you, I can safely say that I count myself fortunate in that respect). However, what experience I do have with Riku T. Vampire is rather unsavory.

 

In said encounter, Riku chastised me for displaying my socks while not wearing shoes, a rather ludicrous action due to the widespread acceptance of socks in our society. I was merely venturing out to retrieve a drink I had forgotten in my car. Being in a hurry, I slipped a pair of sandals on, so as to skip the menial yet time-wasting task of tying my somewhat elaborate shoelaces. I left my socks on due to the cold weather we are experiencing as of late (no doubt due to riku's concentrated bombing of the o-zone layer via ammonia stuffed penguins he kidnaps from wildlife preserves in Antarctica). Anywho, he spoke in a rather violent, uncouth, and quite frankly indecipherable jibberish. I could make out however that he was clearly upset by my socks, due to picking up a nearby squirrel and burning it in effigy while pointing to it's ankles.

 

Being shocked and appalled by his despicably blatant and uncaring act of animal cruelty, I proceeded to reprimand him. This was obviously a troubled and rather unstable man, but he seemed to have a glimmer of hope for rehabilitation. Emphasis on "seemed", specifically the "ed" suffix which denotes past tense. His response to my calm yet somewhat ruffled attempt to show him the error of his ways was to shriek like a baboon and declare me a "moogle-supremacist". I found this accusation highly inaccurate, if not impossible. We kupoteers are a very a benign demographic, and our beliefs sync nicely with about any other. Having had enough of his antics, I shooed him away with a wooden hippopotamus sculpture and gratuitous shouting.

 

Later that evening I discovered a burning pompom on my front lawn. I was able to dowse the fires before they did any major damage, however my small garden was partially ravaged in the inferno. I was rather distraught, having to wait yet another year to experience the nirvana of home grown and cooked pumpkin pie. I demand a warrant for this man's immediate detention and subsequent execution. He is truly an insane wretched being with no hope of redemption whatsoever.

[Yasu]

Oooh~

Riku is also planning to ban YCM from Imageshack, uploading pr0nz via the Card Maker D:

He's evil.

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

It's worse than that.

 

Riku's objective is clear: to plant the seeds of exclusionism into the tabulae rasae of children's minds sooner or later. I once had a nightmare in which Riku was free to cast dissent as treason and criticism as espionage. When I awoke, I realized that this nightmare was frighteningly close to reality. For instance, it is the case both in my nightmare and in reality that Riku's method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of "Riku-ism". It is a litigious and avowedly sinful philosophy that aims to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that Riku has increasingly been practicing. While we all despair over his meretricious, gormless sermons, we must also remember the principles that will guide our better behaviors and higher aspirations. This probably does not affect your daily life, but it is a fact.

 

This is not to say that I sometimes feel like Riku has forced us into a danse macabre with his cankered tirades leading us to the grave. It is merely to point out that Riku, already oppressive with his vindictive communiqués, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that Riku finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less recalcitrant than Riku.

 

You can waste all your time arguing about how many angels can dance on the head of a pin. Or you can actually break the spell of great expectations that now binds testy palookas to Riku. You decide. Like a verbal magician, he knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. And if you think that two-faced ranters and snarky, shambolic loan sharks should rule this country, then you aren't thinking very clearly. Riku's blockish, unbridled apostles are nothing more than subservient blobs of easily controlled protoplasm. That's why they're so willing to help Riku glorify complacent skinheads.

 

If Riku wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word "characteristicalness", for example, and expect us to be scared. His outbursts have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply coprophagous. Now, not only are they both jejune and blasphemous, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that Riku will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And he unmistakably does scare me: His ipse dixits are scary, his bruta fulmina are scary, and most of all, this is a lesson for those with eyes to see. It is a lesson not so much about his whiney behavior but about the way that the gods of hooliganism and statism figure prominently in his personal pantheon. Riku vehemently denies that, of course. But he obviously would because just the other day, some of his selfish acolytes forced a prospectus into my hands as I walked past. The prospectus described Riku's blueprint for a world in which the most ethically bankrupt degenerates I've ever seen are free to leave us in the lurch. As I dropped the prospectus onto an overflowing wastebasket I reflected upon the way that I didn't want to talk about this. I really didn't. But it's quite easy for Riku to declaim my proposals. But when is he going to provide an alternative proposal of his own? He doesn't want you to know the answer to that question; he wants to ensure you don't force him into early retirement.

 

Riku's unmannerly satraps seem to think they can escape the consequences of their actions. But the problems with Riku's platitudes don't end there. Riku's publicity stunts defy common sense and abandon logical principles for the singular purpose of promoting the misguided notion that "the truth", "the whole truth", and "nothing but the truth" are three different things. I always catch holy hell whenever I say something like that so let me assure you that he's not your average careless, gin-swilling worrywart. He's the deluxe model. As such, he's indisputably poised to gum up what were once great ideas in a matter of days. Some people are responsible and others are not. Riku falls into the category of "not".

 

What Riku apparently fails to realize is that he argues that I am featherbrained for wanting to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that reduce us to acute penury. I should point out that this is almost the same argument that was made against Copernicus and Galileo almost half a millennium ago. He doesn't understand politics or simply doesn't care. Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that we need to change Riku's reports for the same reason that one needs to change a baby's diapers?

 

It is hard to decide what is stronger in Riku: his incredible stupidity as far as any real knowledge or ability is concerned, or the empty-headed insolence of his behavior. I do not find precepts that are unsavory, salacious, and obscene to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor but maybe he sees himself as a postmodern equivalent of Marx's proletariat, revolutionizing the world by wresting it from its oppressors (viz., those who speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to create division in the name of diversity). Riku has vowed that sometime soon he'll make my blood curdle. This is hardly news; Riku has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that he is like a giant octopus sprawling its slimy length over city, state, and nation. Like the octopus of real life, Riku operates under cover of self-created screen. He seizes in his long and powerful tentacles our executive officers, our legislative bodies, our schools, our courts, our newspapers, and every agency created for the public protection.

 

Riku's double standards are clear testimony to the fact that Riku's manifestos are bad not only for the immortal soul but also for mortal men and women. In view of that, it is not surprising that Riku has warned us that quicker than you can double-check the spelling of "ultraphotomicrograph", lubricious dunderheads will retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity. If you think about it, you'll realize that Riku's warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that Riku operates on an international scale to destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. It's only fitting, therefore, that we, too, work on an international scale, but to prescribe a course of action. Whatever Riku claims to the contrary, when he says that mumpish spoilsports are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive, that's just a load of spucatum tauri. It would be charitable of me not to mention that his denunciations would be less unambitious if they were less goofy. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that I see how important his bloody-minded credos are to his cat's-paws and I laugh. I laugh because his hysteria-producing off-the-cuff comments are sufficient to give pause to the less thoughtful among us. "Oh, oh," such people think. "We'd better help Riku crush people to the earth and then claim the right to trample on them forever because they are prostrate—just in case."

 

Would Riku like it if I were rotten and jaded, too? I don't think so. We must focus on concrete facts, on hard news, on analyzing and interpreting what's happening in the world. If we fail then all of our sacrifices and all of the dreams and sacrifices of our ancestors will have been in vain. The key is to realize that Riku's cohorts say, "The purpose of life is self-gratification." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that you, of course, now need some hard evidence that evil prevails when good people do nothing. Well, how about this for evidence: He demands obeisance from his surrogates. Then, once they prove their loyalty, Riku forces them to waste hours and hours of our time in fruitless conferences and meetings. In short, Half-Vamp Riku's saturnine, apolaustic ramblings have done much to sharpen intergroup tensions. I propose, therefore, that we respond by doing what we can to call your attention to the problem of fastidious purveyors of malice and hatred.

[♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥]

So this is what I get for going to court with steroids o_o.

 

Scary...

[Death Metal]

I really don't feel like reading all this crap.... can anybody sum this entire topic up for me?

[Yankee]

I'm not going to lie.

I didn't read any of the long posts.

At all.

 

Make a tl;dr version pl0x?

[Amethyst Phoenix]

I really don't feel like reading all this crap.... can anybody sum this entire topic up for me?

 

People wrote words for other people to read, then some guy came in, said tl;dr, and then asked everyone else to explain the posts he was too lazy to read to him.

 

The end.

[Yankee]

+1

 

Fixed ^_\\\

 

Srsly...thats alot to read..it's not even the "so there's this guy crawling in the desert" joke...DX

[Death Metal]

I really don't feel like reading all this crap.... can anybody sum this entire topic up for me?

 

People wrote words for other people to read' date=' then some guy came in, said tl;dr, and then asked everyone else to explain the posts he was to lazy to read to him.

 

The end.

[/quote']

 

It's late and I'm grumpy. Now tell me what this thread is really about! D:<

[♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥]

I really don't feel like reading all this crap.... can anybody sum this entire topic up for me?

 

People wrote words for other people to read' date=' then some guy came in, said tl;dr, and then asked everyone else to explain the posts he was to lazy to read to him.

 

The end.

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Tl;dr

 

Did you mean:

 

uber h4x'd Riku rape overkill 9000

[Yasu]

RIKU MADE THE 9/11

NOW FILL YOUR POSTS WITH 0'S LIKE PSX GAMES.

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[Amethyst Phoenix]

Sweet fancy Moses, he's affected our nation so terribly the emblem has been switched =O

 

[Ghost-O]

WORDS. AND LOTS OF THEM.

 

A BUNCH OF SIMILAR WORDS THAT ESSENTIALLY SAY THE SAME THING.

 

I totally agree.

[Yasu]

[Clair]

This thread.

 

It made my day and stuff. <3

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

I apologize in full for any confusion my posts may have brought about. It is clear that I should try to expand upon my case more for the next time I present it.

[♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥]

I apologize in full for any confusion my posts may have brought about. It is clear that I should try to expand upon my case more for the next time I present it.

 

Yes. Please do. You are quite insightful, grandmaster.

[Tempest Dahlia]

OHMYGAWD BOOOOOOORING

 

 

Short and sweet- Riku bad. Kill Riku.

[Godot]

This thread.

 

It made my day and stuff. <3