People you know and cant stand and their epic fails.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

It reall cant be that complicated. Just to what the title says and discuss.

[spoiler=the on person i hate and all of his epic fails]

Ok, his name is Garwich and he is spoiled rich. One time he knew i was pissed at him for something and I had a friend block off the top of the stairs as I chase him up there. He gets scared and flings past me when he gets passed me and jumps like 7 stairs. He lands on the edge of the stairs and falls down 2 flights of stairs. It was lulzy.

 

Another time he came from behind me and punched me between the shoulder blades (what kind of a person does that?!) i swing around and he jumps on my back. I slam him into the door of a SUV. He lets go and huddles on the ground in pain.

 

And yet another time he runs up behind me and yells "IM gonna get you!" (i think he did the sneak attack wrong) I do the epic ninja move where i bring my fist up from behind and it hits him in the nose. (i really didnt think it would work). It broke his nose.

idiots dont learn do they?

 

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

There's this girl.

 

Who I hate.

 

Or rather, HIGHLY DISLIKE.

 

She fails at common sense. I do have a heart for airheads, but this girl thinks it's attractive to look stupid. Dammitt, it's frustrating.

[Yankee]

Deon.

 

If you've read my stories about him, you'll know.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

There's this girl.

 

Who I hate.

 

Or rather' date=' HIGHLY DISLIKE.

 

She fails at common sense. I do have a heart for airheads, but this girl thinks it's [i']attractive[/i] to look stupid. Dammitt, it's frustrating.

 

i hate people like that,

 

another kid i know uses insults like this

"Yo mamma so fat she ate the sun" I wanted to kill that kid, not because of the joke because it was so F*CKING stupid

[Clair]

@Story: Wow. Quite violent, aren't we? >_>

 

Words > Fists.

 

OT: I dislike people who try to call attention to themselves by doing stupid things. All for "popularity".

 

In my school, it tends to happen a lot. D:

[Zimiri of the Muse]

@Story: Wow. Quite violent' date=' aren't we? >_>[/b']

 

Words > Fists.

 

OT: I dislike people who try to call attention to themselves by doing stupid things. All for "popularity".

 

In my school, it tends to happen a lot. D:

is that bad? oh and the stairs thing was just to scare him. it ended quite well though. And the other times were lulzy self defence

[Noahmeta]

She fails at common sense. I do have a heart for airheads' date=' but this girl thinks it's [i']attractive[/i] to look stupid. Dammitt, it's frustrating.

 

Depressingly, that sounds alot like our Valedictorian... :( except the whole doing it because it's attractive part, i really DO think she's an airhead to common sense.

 

There's this girl i hate, and she's really REALLY loud.

not that i hate loud people, it's just that everything she says it's either shallow or kind (only if you have food).

One fail moment was that she was talking so loud in the class, while another girl was presenting. The presenter literally made her STFU by yelling at her, telling her things that i can censor and express metaphorically, "The minutes of time don't wait for her to walk, they leave her behind to rot in her own bowels."

[Maghion Syaoran Light]

My close friend who is a senior started dating a freshmen. They were in a stairwell [use ya imaginations] and her mother walked in on them. :O

He then met her big, buffed, black, angry daddy. I lol'ed so hard...

[DARKPLANT RISING]

I hate all people who are trying to be cool but aren't at all.

 

The internet is useful for communication, but you can't see a user's real face unless they post it somewhere. This makes it easy for someone to post things like Larxane and act really cool. But in reality, he might be a stupid douchbag. Cowardly.

I think Larxane is really evil, but for most others it's not the truth.

[Pikachu]

I hate all people who are trying to be cool but aren't at all.

 

The internet is useful for communication' date=' but you can't see a user's real face unless they post it somewhere. This makes it easy for someone to post things like Larxane and act really cool. But in reality, he might be a stupid douchbag. Cowardly.

I think Larxane is really evil, but for most others it's not the truth.

[/quote']

 

Larxene is cool to most people because of her common sense, a rare thing that a YCMember would have.

 

But anyways, we dared a cool dude to say something that he said to us the other day (yes, he is quite random). Then he went to this 16 year old girl and said "I thought about you last night and I had a boner".

 

We were laughing for a long time.

[Silent Omega]

Insults > Fists.

Yes, yes, I agree.

[DARKPLANT RISING]

Insults > Fists.

Yes' date=' yes, I agree.

[/quote']

Me too.

One of my friends is so pro at insulting others. His dream is a lawyer, and I think he'll definately suceed.

He made the bully of the school cry, when he was 1 year younger than the bully.

[Silent Omega]

Insults > Fists.

Yes' date=' yes, I agree.

[/quote']

Me too.

One of my friends is so pro at insulting others. His dream is a lawyer, and I think he'll definately suceed.

He made the bully of the school cry, when he was 1 year younger than the bully.

 

Insulting/Terrorizing a client won't be so good, eh?

You really just need to shout "Objection" over and over again. I mean, haven't you played "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney"?

 

As for the pro thing, I'm quite calm with insults, as I normally don't do them. However, if I DO make an insult, it's either witty or idiotic.

[DARKPLANT RISING]

Insults > Fists.

Yes' date=' yes, I agree.

[/quote']

Me too.

One of my friends is so pro at insulting others. His dream is a lawyer, and I think he'll definately suceed.

He made the bully of the school cry, when he was 1 year younger than the bully.

 

Insulting/Terrorizing a client won't be so good, eh?

You really just need to shout "Objection" over and over again. I mean, haven't you played "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney"?

 

As for the pro thing, I'm quite calm with insults, as I normally don't do them. However, if I DO make an insult, it's either witty or idiotic.

 

Insulting/Terrorizing a client is the job of a lawyer.

If the bully tries punching him, in the case of my friend, he'll say something like "You're too dumb to even talking something out", except in a really sadistic manner, and uses his actually extremely agile and strong physical powers to use by backfiring.

[Silent Omega]

Insults > Fists.

Yes' date=' yes, I agree.

[/quote']

Me too.

One of my friends is so pro at insulting others. His dream is a lawyer, and I think he'll definately suceed.

He made the bully of the school cry, when he was 1 year younger than the bully.

 

Insulting/Terrorizing a client won't be so good, eh?

You really just need to shout "Objection" over and over again. I mean, haven't you played "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney"?

 

As for the pro thing, I'm quite calm with insults, as I normally don't do them. However, if I DO make an insult, it's either witty or idiotic.

 

Insulting/Terrorizing a client is the job of a lawyer.

If the bully tries punching him, in the case of my friend, he'll say something like "You're too dumb to even talking something out", except in a really sadistic manner, and uses his actually extremely agile and strong physical powers to use by backfiring.

 

You technically just need to get whatever you need out of them. However, I suppose it can be considered as a part of the job at least. I think your friend should be a prosecutor ._.

And your friend seems like he'd be calm at situations.

[JG.]

This guy in my class who I really hate. Me and some friends were out camping "along with that guy, but with us), and we filled a balloon with deodrant. Then we lit it on fire. He lost his eyebrows. We laughed.

[WTF]

My girlfriend.

[Aximil]

There's a fat nerd at the school I use to go to who thinks he's cool and, in his words, "the top dawg". I show up there still to play cards with the freshies and am trying to help them get better. Anyway, I beat the fat nerd, using my new GB deck and he got pissed and NURD RAEGED!!1!one so much. The next day, he came to school with a chain and was going to hit me with it or something. But apperantly he didn't take into account that ducking exists. So, yeah, he swung it as hard as he could, I ducked (it hit my hair and yanked a few strands out so I had that itchy feeling where they were), and it swung around and hit him in the side of the head, where it started wrapping around his head and the end ended up hitting him in the eye. He is now blind in his left eye, has a bit of a hearing problem in his right ear from the initial impact of the chain hitting, and had massive welts.

 

So, the moral of this story is this.

 

Ducks>Chain

[JG.]

There's a fat nerd at the school I use to go to who thinks he's cool and' date=' in his words, "the top dawg". I show up there still to play cards with the freshies and am trying to help them get better. Anyway, I beat the fat nerd, using my new GB deck and he got pissed and NURD RAEGED!!1!one so much. The next day, he came to school with a chain and was going to hit me with it or something. But apperantly he didn't take into account that ducking exists. So, yeah, he swung it as hard as he could, I ducked (it hit my hair and yanked a few strands out so I had that itchy feeling where they were), and it swung around and hit him in the side of the head, where it started wrapping around his head and the end ended up hitting him in the eye. He is now blind in his left eye, has a bit of a hearing problem in his right ear from the initial impact of the chain hitting, and had massive welts.

 

So, the moral of this story is this.

 

Ducks>Chain

[/quote']

 

 

Most definitely.

[Zimiri of the Muse]

ok i got two more.

today a kid was presenting a speech for the modern woodman of america speech contest on why i should be president

"I think we should on have school once a day and be tought a harry potter class like potions or quiditch. The american flag is old and boring, i will change it to the hogwarts crest. come on who doesnt like harry potter?" *my whole class raises hands* he yells "I BAN YOU! i see you over there! you are banned to! All of you are banned!" those were his exact words and he was being serious.

the next one is where my friend and I are on safety patrol (stupidest thing ever) a fat person drives by in a jeep with her window down. My friend chases the car and yelled "EAT A SALLAD!" The car stops and she gets out and starts her version of 'running' after him. she trips and rolls down the hill. she actually rolled down the hill we were on. I was on the ground laughing.

[Clair]

ok i got two more.

today a kid was presenting a speech for the modern woodman of america speech contest on why i should be president

"I think we should on have school once a day and be tought a harry potter class like potions or quiditch. The american flag is old and boring' date=' i will change it to the hogwarts crest. come on who doesnt like harry potter?" *my whole class raises hands* he yells "I BAN YOU! i see you over there! you are banned to! All of you are banned!" those were his exact words and he was being serious.

[/quote']

 

I like his idea. <3

 

the next one is where my friend and I are on safety patrol (stupidest thing ever) a fat person drives by in a jeep with her window down. My friend chases the car and yelled "EAT A SALLAD!" The car stops and she gets out and starts her version of 'running' after him. she trips and rolls down the hill. she actually rolled down the hill we were on. I was on the ground laughing.

 

Your friend is a brat.

[Rusty Shovel]

Most of YCM is like this...

[Guest Random Dude]

I got one:

Some dude got mad at me for talking to his GF who I had known since 6th grade. I was walking around with a sorta burly friend of mine and during the attempted jump on me, he crashed into my friend and looked like he slammed into a wall. The guy fell down and passed out completely.

 

He still tried to get me back after that. I was walking by the pool at my school when I had a swimming class, he tried to tackle me and I sidestepped. He missed and fell in the water, I haven't had any trouble from him anymore.

[Icestorm]

I got one:

Some dude got mad at me for talking to his GF who I had known since 6th grade. I was walking around with a sorta burly friend of mine and during the attempted jump on me' date=' he crashed into my friend and looked like he slammed into a wall. The guy fell down and passed out completely.

 

He still tried to get me back after that. I was walking by the pool at my school when I had a swimming class, he tried to tackle me and I sidestepped. He missed and fell in the water, I haven't had any trouble from him anymore.

[/quote']

 

I love stupid people so much. <3

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

My ex-friend Scarlett(nickname) she's the most stupid bit** I know. People on other sites think we're friends. She's just a crazy bit** who won't leave me alone. D< These are the lies she has told me. Being pregnant (no guy at the time) being a teenage hooker(still claims to be).

 

Oh here's an epic fail/person I hate.....

 

There's this mean guy at school who would flirt with a lot of girls at the same time and he claimed to be gay. He cheated on me 3 times btw. Here's the thing though. His dad is a homophobe and his mother hates homosexual acting and readings. So one night he's drunk at a party and his father's boss is having dinner with the family in 2 hours. So my bf comes up with the idea (not wasted) that they make out to convince the girls. Well I didn't know this but another ex of his has one of those video camera phones and she recorded this. She is still good friends with his mom and she follows this guy home saying she needed someone to talk to. He trusts her a lot and told he wasn't gay. When they get to his house she goes up to his mother and shows her the video. So basically convince fail/payback/I hate this guy <3