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USSR wouldn't have won.

 

The minute we detected them preparing to launch a missle' date=' we'd have a minutemen silo firing.

 

We could get a nuke across the world to russia in 18 minutes, and it took them more than 20 just to [i']fuel[/i] theirs.

 

Still.

 

Also, we have a black president. DON'T F*CK WITH US, jabroni!

 

Meh. I'd rather have the guy that got poked with sticks in Vietnam.

 

 

LOLNOBELPEACEPRIZE!

 

Still.

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Proknowledge: The USSR knew about out Nukes before we dropped them' date='

 

Also, the decision to drop the bomb was made over dinner, in like 3 minutes.

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"Here is your meal Mr. President."

 

"Ah, yes, thank you." *eats*

"Ugh! What is this!? It tastes like crap!"

 

"Oh, sorry sir, it's sushi. Our Japanese intern said you would like it."

 

"Oh really? Well, how about we give him something HE'LL like.."

 

It was seriously something like this:

 

"Mr. President, I think you should drop the bomb."

 

"Hmm?"

 

"It's been tested. It will help us against the Russians"

 

"Fine, but don't drop it until after the 3rd."

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We already Nuked Japan in the past. We saw that's reaction. And the Cold War is exactly what it meant: A war fought without weapons. The Cuban Missle Crisis made us S*** bricks' date=' & if it was botched, well, most of us wouldn't exist, & this post may not have happened. Stalin, when the "Curtain" was put down, so to speak, cut off many East Countries, except Greece & most of Germany. McCarthy made us flip out with his version of the Red Scare- Speaking out & saying Communists were in the Government. He got kicked out, but he could've been right. Then we got involved more, going back in time, to the Airlift. Food & Necessities were dropped, plus the lucky candy drops. Back to the 60's, a Iron Fist came down as the causing leader of the Missle Crisis, Nikita Khrushchev, was in power. He caused the most threats. It began to decline in the 70's & 80's, the only big things during that time were the Korean War, which we saved the South Korea, & 'Nam, which we lost South 'Nam to Communist rule. Only Japan in the West remained. The Union lost power, though, in the 80's, & in 1985, a Non-Communist Leader, Mikhail Gorbachev, got into office somehow. He was kinder to the Union, & in 1989, he set the tearing down of the Berlin Wall, which Reagen, our president at the time, made the famous statement, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!" While he held an axe, about to help break it down & release the hold of the countries. Germany became whole, & the Union started to break up. One last invasion on Afghanistan was made in 1990, before in 1991, the Soviet Union was dead & many countries had themselves again, Russia becoming itself again.

 

My history of the Cold War. My two cents.

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We didn't nuke Japan

Last I checked, we used an atomic bomb

They are near the same. Either that, or I screwed up! We all do at times

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