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Today in class my teacher said "Does anyone know where that burning rubber smell is coming from?" and I yelled "DILDO". He talked to me after class and said "Why would you say that?" and I replied "My mouth slipt. I was thinking that the burning rubber smell was coming from the friction of Bruno's dildo."

 

SUSPENION FOR ALL NEXT WEEK.

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That's extremely harsh.

 

We don't even get in trouble for saying that in my school. Our teachers have a sense of humor. ;D

Oh lucky you. A guy in my P.E. a couple months back farted really loud and the teacher sent him to the office.

 

That happened in my class, and I cracked up, then got sent to the office... I think I was in... 4th grade?

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That's extremely harsh.

 

We don't even get in trouble for saying that in my school. Our teachers have a sense of humor. ;D

 

My English teacher doesn't.

 

The other day our teacher told us to write a three page paper on one of our heroes. I did Kurt Cobain. She told me I couldn't write a paper about such a negative influence' date=' saying she "didn't want anyone who killed themself portrayed as a hero in a classroom full of impressionable teenagers". So I did my report on Charles Manson. I didn't technically [i']say[/i] anything stupid, but I definately wrote the most sarcastic paper in my life. The last paragraph was:

 

"Charles Manson is a hero becuase he represents the victim of our judicial system. He is easily respected for his bravery during a court case in which the odds were stacked against him while he represented himself. He really portrays a positive influence by not killing himself during a stressful time in his life, thus influencing a classroom full of imprssionable teenagers."

 

 

I wanted to read it in front of the class like everyone else, but my English teacher gave me a zero and a referral.

 

 

 

 

I say stupid things on purpose' date=' it's fun when you say something random and somebody looks at you like an idiot. One day I went around and said to all my friends "breast implants", It was hilarious

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Because being immature is so funny. You're excused if you're under the age of eight, otherwise, grow up.

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Sorrow. Newbie

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I say stupid things on purpose' date=' it's fun when you say something random and somebody looks at you like an idiot. One day I went around and said to all my friends "breast implants", It was hilarious

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Wow your so Cool! That's ridiculous humor that makes Larry The Cableguy facepalm himself, honestly I hate kids like you who act all big because they say stupid things like cuss, or say something idiotic. Think before you post.

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Twig Newbie

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99% of the things posted on YCM are stupid.

 

100% of all YCM statistics are inaccurate, including this one.

 

 

There's a difference between being stupid and being funny. If you say stupid things, you are stupid. If you say funny things, you are funny.

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99% of the things posted on YCM are stupid.

 

100% of all YCM statistics are inaccurate' date=' including this one.

 

 

There's a difference between being stupid and being funny. If you say stupid things, you are stupid. If you say funny things, you are funny.

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And 42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot. /reference

 

PARADOX.

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99% of the things posted on YCM are stupid.

 

100% of all YCM statistics are inaccurate' date=' including this one.

 

 

There's a difference between being stupid and being funny. If you say stupid things, you are stupid. If you say funny things, you are funny.

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And 42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot. /reference

 

PARADOX.

 

 

 

63% believe Obama is a socialist.

 

39% believe he should be impeached.

 

23% believe their state should secede.

 

77% are opposed to gay marriage.

 

77% believe that Genesis should be taught in the public schools.

 

76% believe abortion is murder...let's stop on this one, you get the point.

 

 

 

140% of people exaggerate.

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DARKPLANT RISING Newbie

DARKPLANT RISING

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Guys, it's not a big deal someone gets sent to the principal's office.

 

That happened once a week when I was in 3rd grade.

Most of it was not because I was saying stupid things, but what I was saying about inappropriate things was too genius for the teachers to understand, and they misunderstood my intentions.

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Umbra Newbie

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99% of the things posted on YCM are stupid.

 

100% of all YCM statistics are inaccurate' date=' including this one.

 

 

There's a difference between being stupid and being funny. If you say stupid things, you are stupid. If you say funny things, you are funny.

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And 42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot. /reference

 

PARADOX.

 

The other 57.2 percent are made up in advance to prove a point.

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Man 1: Hello!

Man 2: Hey! How are you?

Man 1: Good, how are you?

Man 2: Good...How are you?

 

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Omg this was a total lolmoment.

 

My science teacher (she's black) has that accent that black people have.

 

We were learning about the planets and she called Uranus "Uranius". I thought "wow she's a dumb science teacher."

 

One of the kids said "It's Uranus" and she goes "You are not allowed to say that in my classroom. You guys are in high school; you need to be more mature.

 

lololol

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