Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Discuss world domination. Why do all those guys like Hitler want to rule the world? And why did he start with Russia? Everybody knows that it's near-impossible to invade Russia. Slash-and-Burn! Discuss methods of ruling the world, and world domination in general. P.S. I plan to rule the earth with an army of nerds! Go nerds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I want to dominate your world, baby. -gets your number- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I want to dominate your world' date=' baby. -gets your number-[/quote'] -_- (someone has a brain problem; I'm 8. And the same gender as you.) (729-448-2127)^ Not my number! ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 My bad. Please don't call the partyvan on me D: I do however support the idea that the world should be run by nerds. That would indeed be lulzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I do however support the idea that the world should be run by nerds. That would indeed be lulzy. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Thank you for seeing things my way.WE ARE EVERYWHERE!!!OMNIPRESENCE FTW!!!NERDS! Agent Blade, Commander of Nerd Sector 5.1, has spoken. You must give in to my demands.JOIN US NOW! On topic: Didn't Hitler die because he poisoned himself accidentaly? My band teacher was talking about that... He gets distracted very easily. Last week we were discussing launching nuclear missiles at meteors, using quantum physics to redirect the meteor to the sun.Back on topic: Because he knew the Russians would starve his army using Slash-And-Burn, and so he invented canned food, which wouldn't spoil. But the cans were made of lead, so he died of lead poisoning. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thesius Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Thank you for seeing things my way.WE ARE EVERYWHERE!!!OMNIPRESENCE FTW!!!NERDS! Agent Blade' date=' Commander of Nerd Sector 5.1, has spoken. You must give in to my demands.JOIN US NOW! On topic: Didn't Hitler die because he poisoned himself accidentaly? My band teacher was talking about that... He gets distracted very easily. Last week we were discussing launching nuclear missiles at meteors, using quantum physics to redirect the meteor to the sun.Back on topic: Because he knew the Russians would starve his army using Slash-And-Burn, and so he invented canned food, which wouldn't spoil. But the cans were made of lead, so he died of lead poisoning. I think. He shot himself in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Well then who poisoned himself? Napolean? Somebody poisoned themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 When the russians gained the upper hand and invaded Germany, Hitler decided that he didn't want to end up like Benito Musollini. So he gave Cyanide to his dog, his new wife Eva and finally himself while hiding in his secret bunker in Berlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Well then who was it that got lead poisoning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex DeLarge Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I don't know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 hmm... Anybody know who invaded Russia and died of lead poisoning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 I think... that an 28 year old should not be talking about world domination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAEGING D0GKING Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 The Goblins did it.[spoiler=HUGE ARMY]Blindly Loyal GoblinCoach GoblinGoblin Attack ForceGoblin Back OpsGoblin CalligrapherGoblin Decoy SquadGoblin Elite Attack ForceGoblin KingGoblin of GreedGoblin Recon SquadGoblin ZombieSecond GoblinToon Goblin Attack Force On topic : I dont know why anyone would want to take over the world when they would probably get arrested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 @Rusty Shovel: You are assuming I am twenty-eight years old.Well, that's the point. Once they rule the world, they're the ones who arrest people. It all depends on whether or not you think you can succeed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 @Rusty Shovel: You are assuming I am eight years old. According to you, you are....wait, 8? Err... what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 @Rusty Shovel: You are assuming I am eight years old. Lying about age: First sign of PAEDOPHILIA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 It's also the seventh sign of STRANGER PROTECTION!If you don't know my age, you can't assasinate me.Some people think I'm 14, others think I'm 13, you guys cant tell if I'm 8 or 28. Nobody knows who I am. Nobody can find me. Nobody can kill me. Nobody can stop my army of nerds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 It's also the seventh sign of STRANGER PROTECTION!If you don't know my age' date=' you can't assasinate me.Some people think I'm 14, others think I'm 13, you guys cant tell if I'm 8 or 28. Nobody knows who I am. Nobody can find me. Nobody can kill me. Nobody can stop my army of nerds.[/quote'] There are ways to find you~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 You'd think that. But I'm not actually me. I have several accounts on several websites; I'm not even posting this. My agents are. My actual codename is Agent Adarii, Nerd Sector 4.97, Ghana. I'm not strategist14. Or am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Then I'll just have to ring YCMaker on my cell phone and ask him to check your IP address, and then before I inform you of our plan he'll have his elite squadron of trained soldiers assassinating your agents, then searching the area for clues of where you are. Then before you know anything about this plan we'll get to you and murder you too. Duh... wait, funk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragondestroyer Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 It's also the seventh sign of STRANGER PROTECTION!If you don't know my age' date=' you can't assasinate me.Some people think I'm 14, others think I'm 13, you guys cant tell if I'm 8 or 28. Nobody knows who I am. Nobody can find me. Nobody can kill me. Nobody can stop my army of nerds.[/quote'] im older then you! im 10 no make that 9 maybe 100 nobody knows who i am nobody can find me nobody can kill me nobody can stop my army of exesively smart kindergartners who swear exesively Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 It's also the seventh sign of STRANGER PROTECTION!If you don't know my age' date=' you can't assasinate me.Some people think I'm 14, others think I'm 13, you guys cant tell if I'm 8 or 28. Nobody knows who I am. Nobody can find me. Nobody can kill me. Nobody can stop my army of nerds.[/quote'] im older then you! im 10 no make that 9 maybe 100 nobody knows who i am nobody can find me nobody can kill me nobody can stop my army of exesively smart kindergartners who swear exesively And no one can stop your horrible grammar. Dx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Shovel Posted May 13, 2010 Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 It's also the seventh sign of STRANGER PROTECTION!If you don't know my age' date=' you can't assasinate me.Some people think I'm 14, others think I'm 13, you guys cant tell if I'm 8 or 28. Nobody knows who I am. Nobody can find me. Nobody can kill me. Nobody can stop my army of nerds.[/quote'] im older then you! im 10 no make that 9 maybe 100 nobody knows who i am nobody can find me nobody can kill me nobody can stop my army of exesively smart kindergartners who swear exesively And no one can stop your horrible grammar. Dx That's what's gonna conquer the world... or at least YCM.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corvidae Posted May 13, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2010 Not if you join me. Then we can rule the world. And besides, youre assuming I'm using my own computer, as opposed to a Brazillian Internet Cafe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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