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U.N. Owen was who?

U.N Owen is the host in the murder novel jabroni Island' date=' latter renamed "And then there were none" in it a killer kills each and every one of ten people involved in murders in ways matching a poem.

Ten little Soldier boys went out to dine;

One choked his little self and then there were nine.

 

Nine little Soldier boys sat up very late;

One overslept himself and then there were eight.

 

Eight little Soldier boys traveling in Devon;

One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.

 

Seven little Soldier boys chopping up sticks;

One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.

 

Six little Soldier boys playing with a hive;

A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

 

Five little Soldier boys going in for law;

One got in Chancery and then there were four.

 

Four little Soldier boys going out to sea;

A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.

 

Three little Soldier boys walking in the zoo;

A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

 

Two Little Soldier boys sitting in the sun;

One got frizzled up and then there was one.[7']

 

One little Soldier boy left all alone;

He went out and hanged himself and then there were none.

 

So don't go to black islands.

What should we name our children' date=' Nexypoo? ~<3333

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NPC 1-4, Child Protagonist, Inn keeper, the things everyone names kids these days.

 

At least that's what the video games told me.

 

If you could eat a Mushroom' date=' and die, what would you do?

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I can die? jabroniin, I always wanted to try that!

 

*kills myself*

 

...Umm I found a corpse here and a note that says.

 

Hello, if you are reading this I probbaly killed myself by doing something very stupid that is indirectly Mark's fault. I therefore leave my account to you random character, do it justice.

 

~Nexev

 

So I guess I'm Nexev now.

 

Hi.

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Hello new guy. How long can you last if someone was to say "Do a Barrel Roll!" over and over?

 

... Um is this really the stuff this guy gets?

 

Geez, well:

14 times constantly, 150 if spammed throughout one year,

 

21 if it's in a funny accent repeatedly

infinit times if spaced with a week between it and the right timing.

 

After these limits are exceeded the offender will lose there tounges.

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If I program a cat to fire lasers from its eyes, and have razor claws, what should I make it fart? Chuck Norris fists or Nuclear Bombs?

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If I program a cat to fire lasers from its eyes' date=' and have razor claws, what should I make it fart? Chuck Norris fists or Nuclear Bombs?

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Chuck Norris fist, if it farted a nuke you'll die.

 

If he farts a fist then it falls on the floor and starts to smell.

 

I'd go with something that won't kill you at a slight mishap.

 

What would you do if you couldn't do anything?

 

Geez, why did this guy always get the hard ones?

 

I guess I'd have someone else use this account and simply do nothing.

 

Like a true american.

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1. What's the square root of minus 46?

2. If a tree falls in a forest' date=' and nobody hears it, who would it be most likely to squish?

3. If I killed you, what would you say?

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?. What comes after 3?

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1. 12

2. I'll ask him.

Nobody!

What?

 

Someone want's to know what will squish if a tree fell and you heard it.

 

The ground. However if you had a brain, it would be what would go squish.

 

So you see it's the grou- I DO SO HAVE A BRAIN!

 

3. Ha, you can't kill me, NOBODY CAN!

 

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Are you American? I can't approve the new guy if he isn't American.

 

Umm.. no' date=' I'm a illegal Mexican immigrant who snuck into the internet to find a job.

 

Can you help me hombre, I'm mucho hungry.

Are you American? I can't approve the new guy if he isn't American.

 

Who...me?

 

Yes you.

 

Couldn't be.

 

Then who?

 

MArs stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

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I'm not American. I'm not even remotely American. None of my relatives are from America. It's hard to be less American than me. I've never even been to America. If you were to rate how American I was on a rating scale of 1 to Redneck, I'd be so far to one direction I'd come out the other side and end up being George Bush...

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What would happen if I sent you on an autopilot plane headed for a volcano, with the cockpit bolted shut, to do a Barrel Roll OVER 9000 times, & I fly away, would you catch me? Would I crash myself into Mt. Everest & do a barrel roll down the mountain, or would I succeed & find an Alien-inhabited planet & live there?

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Good bye. I challange you to a CHILD'S CARD GAME! You can't refuse' date=' you would have no honor if you do. Do you believe that Leather Pants is the source of Yami's power?

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He had powers.

 

Anyway I accept your challenge. *pulls out a gun*

 

Yeah my duel disk is a pistol, what now?

 

What would happen if I sent you on an autopilot plane headed for a volcano' date=' with the cockpit bolted shut, to do a Barrel Roll OVER 9000 times, & I fly away, would you catch me? Would I crash myself into Mt. Everest & do a barrel roll down the mountain, or would I succeed & find an Alien-inhabited planet & live there?

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Well since you can't even fly a plane this is hypothetical but I'd probbaly hack the plane in a few seconds and sent it crashing towards you. I'd have a life preserver so I'd survive.

 

So you'd die.

I can has cheese~?

 

Depends. What KIND of cheese.

 

F = 50N' date=' Fr = -1 and Femax =125N. A= 125 m/s². What are you drinking?

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Umm... hang on.

 

The label says fire.

 

Must be a zany new softdrink.

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I can has cheese~?

 

Depends. What KIND of cheese.

 

...Mozzerella.

 

 

Sure you can have that.

 

If you can catch it.

 

You must find a mozzerala dragon' date=' and kill it, if you do it's flesh is yours.

Okay, I activate "Barrel Rollz." When it's activated, you have to discard your entire hand, and pay 8000 LP. Oh look, I won. Also, if you shoot me, you won't make any money. That's right, my Duel Disk is made out of Money. I get to say, "Screw the rules, I have money." Can you do that?

 

I'm jewish, we ARE money.

 

Why is the Orgy declaring war on a club that many members are in?

 

EDIT: Why did we not do it sooner?

 

We had nothing better to do.

 

Certainly not finish the chapter of YCMan-

 

Damn Censor.

 

What would happen if I did a barrel roll in the Vortex that bends the time-space continuum?

 

You'd have done a barrel roll, then crashed since you don't know how to drive.

 

The Vortex is stablier than reality, it's what's outside it that shifts.

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