Nexev Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 U.N. Owen was who' date=' again? I think it was her, but I don't know...[/quote'] The unown, those little pokemon alphabet, specifically Q. Run from the all powerful Star Trek character Dizzy! RUN! I thought you were Mexican. Are you everything? All races? Colors? Nah' date=' fool, I'm just a mexicano, jewish, irish, canadian raised in Russia. And part Martian.Bye Bye? Kay, see ya latter, Gin. Gee, what a nice obvious villian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Interesting. Why did you create Hitler? That made a lot of people suffer. Are you a Sadist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Who?What?When?Where?Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Interesting. Why did you create Hitler? That made a lot of people suffer. Are you a Sadist? Let me explain.[align=center][spoiler=anther thing stolen from cracked]Since there are no cheap shots when it comes to Hitler' date=' let's get this out of the way: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get rejected by an art school? Chris Ofili got into art school, and he painted a Virgin Mary using fecal matter.[img']http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/4/5/6/18456.jpg?v=1[/img] Yet Hitler failed his entrance exam. Twice. And his cognitive failings continued long after academia. The guy was like the polar-opposite of Charlie Brown: shitty at everything, yet unbelievably successful. His Munich Beer Putsch was basically one enormous "let's get arrested!" day event, yet he somehow got away with serving only a few months for "high treason." While in jail, he wrote a book so shitty that it makes Stephen King's Christine look like Wuthering Heights, and yet it made enough money that Hitler was able to buy a Mercedes from the royalties while he was still imprisoned. [something I'm adding here: Italian Fascist dictator Benito Mussolini, himself experienced in editing for newspapers, was also critical of the book. Mussolini attempted to read it, but he was disappointed, and claimed that Mein Kampf was "a boring tome that I have never been able to read" and remarked that Hitler's beliefs, as expressed in the book, were "little more than commonplace clichés." This is Mussolini, another fasict, even he thought it was dumb] As a politician, he was a famous speaker despite his silly accent; had trouble breaking 40 percent in the polls despite "thinning" (assassinating) opposition. We'd accuse him of witchery were we not so sure he would have funked that up too. His contributions as a military tactician included allying Germany with a living cartoon character. Benito Mussolini: This dude existed. Like George Lucas bent on world domination, Hitler simply gets too much credit for the decisions made by people around him. Germany's successful invasion of France, for example, had nothing to do with Hitler's planning. His contribution was the part where he let 300,000 Allies escape at the Battle of Dunkirk, and where he singlehandedly blew The Battle of Britain with every advantage going for him, canceling the invasion of Britain in what would be the first real turning point of the war. In short, Hitler was that jabroni who knows absolutely nothing about Texas Hold 'Em, yet kept winning every round because the bastard had more luck than brains. You never hear about the bumbling shenanigans he lucked his way out of for the same reason they never used Forrest Gump as a Bond-villain: It doesn't make for a good story. [/align] So honestly I never thought he would get that far, if I recall he didn't even come up with the death camps. Who?What?When?Where?Why? Nexev Dead Yesterday In your closest Cause the bomb detonated prematurely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeXodus Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deustodo Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Crack or expert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Oh my apologizes, I forgot to mention I was directly copying that guy., Not the answers though. I thought I put that in the first page. Thank you. @Deus: Cracked are experts. They have citations to everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deustodo Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Who is more awesome? Organization XIII or you and me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 The organization. Since it also has me. And Zex And Larxene' And Roxas. And Big Brother And Skuldur ETC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Marluxia~ Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Are you a god? I think thats yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloister Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Are babies ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Are you a god? I think thats yes. Hmm... your right. I declare a new religion! A religion in which I am god! A religion called.... NEXISM! Are babies ugly? Are you ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Marluxia~ Posted May 21, 2010 Report Share Posted May 21, 2010 Do I win A Prize, Lord Nexev? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Is the moon made of cheese? Or is that just a myth because that is really a launching pad for a planet called Quirxip made of cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Do I win A Prize' date=' Lord Nexev?[/quote'] Sure you can have one of my Prizes. They are magical items of power gotten through achievements. Yours can be a giant robot nobody that you can fuse with to make a chick with a giant scythe. Don't use it on guys with keys though. It's a bit of a slut and big keys open the way to thier heart. and chastity belts They censored allot in Kingdom Hearts. Is the moon made of cheese? Or is that just a myth because that is really a launching pad for a planet called Quirxip made of cheese? It's neither. It WAS cheese then we landed and made it American Cheese. That's not cheese, it's a cheeselike dairy product. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Nexev, how is the plot for the RP coming along? Why must Marik speak French? He doesn't want to be French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Marluxia~ Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Yeah.Marly likes lords prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Nexev' date=' how is the plot for the RP coming along? Why must Marik speak French? He doesn't want to be French.[/quote'] I am thinking on the organization's motives, they discover a potent Black market item, I am just debating on what it is and how it is used. After that it all falls into piece. Also Eh bien c'est ce que Marik mes compatriotes appellent stupide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Headmaster Monokuma Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Why must you make me translate stuff? Must EGO ledo vos per a rake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 What would happen if I farted on uranium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deustodo Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 Why so mad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 Why must you make me translate stuff? Must EGO ledo vos per a rake? I do it all because I'm evil. And I do it all for free' date=' your tears are all the pay I'll ever need. ....Only if the rake is comfortable with that. What would happen if I farted on uranium?TBCH you'd probbaly die and have the dumbest epitat ever. "Here lies Exodia, took one fart joke to far and passed his last gas."Why so mad? My father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he comes off crazier than usually. Mommey gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He takes it from her and slits her throat, laughing the whole time. He turns to me, "Why so serious?" he ask. He gets closer with the tv remote "why so serious" He turns the tv on "Lets put a smile on that face." And so he... made me watch all of the episodes on The Wiggles. Twice. Now every star trek character looks like a wiggle. By the time I got out, I was convinced I was a pirate for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baragon Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 FRUIT SALAD. YUMMY YUMMY. :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tainted Black Posted May 23, 2010 Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 If a woman human has a Cow, and that Cow has a cow, was the woman REALLY a human? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexev Posted May 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2010 If a woman human has a Cow' date=' and that Cow has a cow, was the woman REALLY a human?[/quote'] I remenber that, it was on Jerry springer. Baby, I'm not really a woman, I'm a cow. Well I wasn't really a MAn! I am... a giant vibrator! But in all fairness, the woman was human, just a slut. Remenber, if a female skitty is humped by a WAilord the sktty gets another skitty. That works in real life but backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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