New Archetype: The Lost Gods!

[Ateshyami]

[align=center]Alrighty then... Finally found out that the card maker has a magical ImageShack uploader :D So here they are, folks: The Lost Gods! (or rather, 2 of them... I'll be making 4 more, and some support cards)

 

Lore: This card cannot be destroyed by battle. If your opponent activates a card effect, you can remove from play 1 random card in your hand, Deck, or Graveyard to negate the effect and destroy the card. You may Tribute this card and pay half your Life Points to Special Summon as many Monsters as possible that have been removed by this card's effect. Any cards Summoned this way can attack your opponent's Life Points directly, and are removed from play during the End Phase.

 

lol. Talk about unbalanced. I can think of a few combos with this for an automatic win (Exodia ftw :D)

 

And #2:

Lore: This card cannot be Normal Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Special Summoned except by removing from play at least 5 Monsters from anywhere on the field. When this card is successfully Summoned, inflict damage to your opponent's Life Points equal to the total Level of the removed Monsters x 500. You may remove from play 1 card on your side of the field to inflict 500 points of damage to your opponent's Life Points.

 

Btw, I'm aware that these probably have numerous OCG errors, which will be fixed whenever I get the chance.

 

I'm also aware that the image for Jigoku is pretty lame, especially since there's no background. I plan to remedy that ASAP.

 

People are probably going to complain about all of these being LV12 and DIVINE/Divine-Beast. Well, for effects this insane and unbalanced, it would only be logical for it to be the highest possible level, especially since they're Gods. That, and I like seeing all those pretty stars :)

 

One more thing, before anyone asks: Jigoku's name is NOT a reference to Goku. I don't even know who Goku is.[/align]

[cell0097]

These should be effect monsters, not normal.

 

Also on the second cards effect, technically you could remove cards from your opponents side of the field to play him. Is that intentional or did you mean to remove cards from your side of the field only?

[Ateshyami]

These should be effect monsters' date=' not normal.

 

Also on the second cards effect, technically you could remove cards from your opponents side of the field to play him. Is that intentional or did you mean to remove cards from your side of the field only?

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On the first note, I just felt like making them Divine-Beasts at the time, so they're colored yellow. I'll probably change them to a Fiend and a Pyro later on.

 

As for Jigoku's effect, it was intentional that you could remove your opponent's cards. I tend to enjoy overpowering my cards, primarily because a few of my friends and I have made our own little game, where we use cards we've created here in Duels with 16,000 (and often times more, sometimes even 100,000) Life Points.

 

LOL! I just noticed our comments are 3 hours and 3 minutes apart.

[Hamsturinn]

lol 100.000 do you use Solemn Judgment

[TrickyPooBoy]

I'm going to have to agree with cell, actually.

 

And if you like to overpower your cards, then head for the joke card thread.

[Ateshyami]

I'm going to have to agree with cell' date=' actually.

 

And if you like to overpower your cards, then head for the joke card thread.

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In that case, would you mind giving me a link? I don't exactly have a massive amount of time to browse, and I haven't seen that area of the forum before. There's an imaginary taco in it for you :P