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You know what grinds my gears? Getting mana screwed in Magic: The Gathering.

 

Here I am with an awesome hand and like only 2 lands in my hand. The rules usually state that you should keep your hand if you have 2 or more lands, so I do. I'm not getting any more lands for like my next FIVE turns, and the majority of the spells in my hand cost at least 3 mana. What the hell, man? I got 22 lands in this deck and they're all at the freaking BOTTOM!

 

And that is what grinds my gears.

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You know what grinds my gears? Getting mana screwed in Magic: The Gathering.

 

Here I am with an awesome hand and like only 2 lands in my hand. The rules usually state that you should keep your hand if you have 2 or more lands' date=' so I do. I'm not getting any more lands for like my next FIVE turns, and the majority of the spells in my hand cost at least 3 mana. What the hell, man? I got 22 lands in this deck and they're all at the freaking BOTTOM!

 

And that is what grinds my gears.

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... Pardon?

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You know what grinds my gears? Getting mana screwed in Magic: The Gathering.

 

Here I am with an awesome hand and like only 2 lands in my hand. The rules usually state that you should keep your hand if you have 2 or more lands' date=' so I do. I'm not getting any more lands for like my next FIVE turns, and the majority of the spells in my hand cost at least 3 mana. What the hell, man? I got 22 lands in this deck and they're all at the freaking BOTTOM!

 

And that is what grinds my gears.

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... Pardon?

 

Mana is like money in Magic. You use it to play spells; the more you got, the more you can do. Lands are a primary source of mana (although there are other cards that can generate mana for you). The joke here is that I only have 2 available and everything in my hand costs 3 or more - and I'm not getting any more to use. In the game, people call that "getting mana screwed".

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You know what grinds my gears?

math lessons.

Mine just put me too sleep. Maybe I should have payed attention because I have my math final today and I hope I don't fail D:

 

You know what really grinds my gears?

 

My math teacher.

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