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I have bought 2 chocolate bars. First I eat one' date=' and then think *1 more*.

 

That's me with 240 iq.

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If you have 240 IQ you'd be the smartest person in the history of earth. The record is 228.

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Okay, so I'm going to go to the store to get a candy bar for myself and for my date. So I'm sitting at my house, waiting for her to show up. I get hungry. I om-nom-nom on both of them.

 

And to this day, she still doesn't know that I got her a candy bar.

 

This story happened a long time ago, but I still lol at the memories it holds. <3

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I have bought 2 chocolate bars. First I eat one' date=' and then think *1 more*.

 

That's me with 240 iq.

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If you have 240 IQ you'd be the smartest person in the history of earth. The record is 228.

 

Maybe I would have if I stop eating all my candy at the same time.

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I stopped getting this feeling a long time ago.

 

These days it's just (censored) "Fark it, I'm just gonna go through the whole goshdarn bag. It's not like I'll gain any weight."

 

My metabolism is like 8 times the national average.

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