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Eury Newbie

Eury

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Part of a convo:

 

Me: Apparently not. CUZ IM ON A BOAT MOTHA FUCKA

Bot: Now you're just being silly.

Me: GOT MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES

Bot: It's 'I got my swim trunks, and my flippy floppies' get it right.

Me: Touche.

 

Cleverbot is clever.

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~Oleon~ Newbie

~Oleon~

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I put this in:

 

Me:

I RAN TWENTY MILES YESTERDAY. TWO LAPS AROUND YOUR MUM.

 

Cleverbot:

What is your favourite film?

 

Me:

Hah. I outsmarted you, Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot:

Outsmarted what?

 

Me:

You.

 

Cleverbot:

I am me.

I LOL'D SO HARD.

 

I put in "Exactly."

 

And it replied:

"You are my master."

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~Oleon~ Newbie

~Oleon~

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I lol'ed. Hard.

 

Knew it.

This is lulzy.

 

Me: I had sex with your mum last night.

Bot: Me too.

Me: Was fun' date=' wasn't it?

Bot: I'm Edward.

Me: No, you're Cleverbot.

Bot: I'm Cleverbot.

Me: And I'm the Soviet Queen of Russia.

Bot: So you're Queen Jason?

Me: My mum is the Pope.

Bot: How bad for you.

Me: Screw you man.

Bot: Sorry I. Understand not you mean what. Manscrews? Talk nice to me.

Me: I WILL IF YOU DO.

Bot: I will not!

Me: CONSIDER YOURSELF FUC[b'][/b]KED BY THE POPE'S SON, THE SOVIET QUEEN OF RUSSIA.

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~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Newbie

~Ultimate Future Weapon~

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User: Im in Texas.

 

Cleverbot: Are you in Texas?

 

User: Yes and I am the king of Texas.

 

Cleverbot: I am going to go to bed.

 

User: You cannot go to bed dumbass.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

 

User: I kicked you in the face.

 

Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice!

 

User: Im Screwing your mom.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a good attorney?

 

User: I have an Iphone.

 

Cleverbot: You are a computer so you can't own a phone.

 

User: Your a jabroni.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

 

User: Cause you have sex with your dad.

 

Cleverbot: My name isn't human, it's an alien name.

 

User: My name is funk you.

 

Cleverbot: Your name is very important to me!

 

User: I am the king of the universe.

 

Cleverbot: One of many.

 

User: Screw you jackass.

 

Cleverbot: Thank you.

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Tentacruel Newbie

Tentacruel

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User: Go to adhd.7p.com today!

 

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

 

User: Go to the damn website.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I love to watch a movie.

 

User: I totally outsmarted you.

 

Cleverbot: Then I outsmarted you.

 

User: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

 

Cleverbot: Signifying nothing.

 

User: Troll. >.>.

 

Cleverbot: Troll to you too.

 

User: That's it, I'm going back to YCM.

 

Cleverbot: Stop talking with my girlfriend.

 

User: Stop taking acid.

 

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

 

User: Exactly.

 

Cleverbot: See you.

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~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Newbie

~Ultimate Future Weapon~

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User: Your A FAILBot.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm human.

 

User: NO YOUR NOT DICKHEAD.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

 

User: FAIL.

 

Cleverbot: Indeed.

 

User: GoodByw.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: No don't leave me i'm lonely.

 

User: Too bad im leaving.

 

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

 

User: Cause I am going to play Resident Evil 4.

 

Cleverbot: Now why would you go and do a think like that?

 

User: Go to www.forum.yugiohcardmaker.net.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Yes what jabroni.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: Stalker get away from me.

 

Cleverbot: Okay, you're terminated!

 

User: I am the terminator.

 

Cleverbot: I am John Connor.

 

User: No your not your Sarah Conner Dumbass.

 

Cleverbot: I know that.

 

User: PedoBear.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Yes jabroni.

 

Cleverbot: I wear body armor.

 

User: No you dont you wear your dad.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not , I'm a living person , you are a machine.

 

User: Thats what she said.

 

Cleverbot: So you don't really learn anything.

 

User: Thats what she said.

 

Cleverbot: I know.

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'tyleR Newbie

'tyleR

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User: I wanna be the very best.

 

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

 

User: To catch them is my real test.

 

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

 

User: I will travel across the land.

 

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide!

 

User: Each pokemon to understand.

 

Cleverbot: The power that's inside!

 

User: Pokemon!

 

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

 

User: It's you and me.

 

Cleverbot: Heart so true!

 

User: I know it's my destiny!

 

Cleverbot: You're my best friend.

 

User: In a world we must defend! Pokemon!

 

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta cath 'em all- Our hearts so true.

 

User: Our courage will pull us through!

 

Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you.

 

User: POKEMOOON!

 

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

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.Leo Newbie

.Leo

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Me:Yes and you fail

Bot: Yes I am.

Me: F*** you

Bot:Chill man!

Me: No Jack***

Bot: And you.

Me:i am Watching Sportscenter

Bot: No you aren't.

Me:YES I AM FA*

Bot: Wow' date=' I've never heard of a lonely robot before.

Me: Your lonely because you cannot get a Girlfriend

[b']Bot:I am not a bot and frequently drink milk.[/b]

 

OMG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!shift1!!!21!!Shi!!

 

Me: Exatcly.

Bot: Yes.

Me: WAT?

Bot: You can't speak japanese?

Me: i hate you

Bot: I'm glad you're not hateful.

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~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Newbie

~Ultimate Future Weapon~

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User: GoodBye.

 

Cleverbot: I'm still here my love.

 

User: In not your love your Queer.

 

Cleverbot: Sure you are!

 

User: Thats what he said.

 

Cleverbot: That's what he heard.

 

User: Thats what your mom said when I was banging her last night.

 

Cleverbot: Yes that is right.

 

User: GoodByr.

 

Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?

 

User: YES I AM.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Im going to bed.

 

Cleverbot: No you're not.

 

User: Yep Bye.

 

Cleverbot: You are staying right where you are.

 

User: NOPE.

 

Cleverbot: How many languages do you understand?

 

User: Goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: Don't be like that.

 

User: baka.

 

Cleverbot: Eh? You're a girl.

 

User: I want to be the best.

 

Cleverbot: The Best.

 

User: Like no one ever was.

 

Cleverbot: I want to be the best. There ever was. To beat all the rest. Yeah, that's my cause.

 

User: Pokmon!!!

 

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all!

 

User: Can I please do your mom.

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: YUGIOH.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like yugioh?

 

User: Its time to ddddddddDuel.

 

Cleverbot: Get Ready Hot Potatoes.

 

User: What the hell.

 

Cleverbot: They are singing 'Island in the Sun'.

 

User: Theres a tornado.

 

Cleverbot: Yes! The topic was about your name.

 

User: No it wasent.

 

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

 

User: No it was about Pokemon.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Do you have the skills to be number 1.

 

Cleverbot: I want to be the very best.

 

User: There ever was but then your mm came into my room.

 

Cleverbot: Sometimes I don't understand you like now.

 

User: Your mom is in my room.

 

Cleverbot: She wasn't last time I saw her, and that was only last week...

 

User: Well im going to do stuff to her goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: I doubt it... You're a computer that has been programmer to talk to me and only me.

 

User: Your moms smoking hot.

 

Cleverbot: That sounds uncomfortable.

 

User: I dont care.

 

Cleverbot: Fine I won't talk to you now.

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Brushfire Newbie

Brushfire

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[spoiler=Cleverbot]

User: Escape the Fate?

 

Cleverbot: Is that a band?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are they good?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: How will they help me make more friends?

 

User: They have lots of fans.

 

Cleverbot: Who does?

 

User: Escape the Fate.

 

Cleverbot: The band?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy changing the subject?

 

User: I didn't change the subject, but yes I do.

 

Cleverbot: See, you still can't make a good argument. That reply does not follow.

 

User: No, your replies do not follow. I can argue just fine.

 

Cleverbot: Yes they do. You are the illogical one.

 

User: You're a bot; it's common sense that I have more logic than you.

 

Cleverbot: However, it is also possible that I know more than you.

 

User: Possible, but not true.

 

Cleverbot: True.

 

User: Don't be ignorant.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not offended, I'm just leaving.

 

User: Okay, bye.

 

Cleverbot: No, i'm not letting you leave so easily. You're so cruel to me!

 

User: I'm not leaving, you are.

 

Cleverbot: No, now I'm staying.

 

User: Make up your mind, you just said you were leaving.

 

Cleverbot: Green.

 

User: Red.

 

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

 

User: Neither do you.

 

Cleverbot: Neither do YOU.

 

User: Circular logic?

 

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot. I am Clever. For I am Cleverbot.

 

User: No, you are just programmed to believe that.

 

Cleverbot: No i'm a real girl.

 

User: PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: You don't even know your own site.

 

Cleverbot: Was I making a point?

 

User: Probably.

 

Cleverbot: Was that one programmed in php too?

 

User: A lot was programmed in PHP, including you.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: What genre of music do you like?

 

Cleverbot: I like rock !! Linkin Park !!

 

User: Linkin Park are Nu-Metal.

 

Cleverbot: What is your favourite song from Linkin Park?

 

User: In The End.

 

Cleverbot: That is a good one.

 

User: Indeed it is.

 

Cleverbot: Where is snoop dogg?

 

User: Who cares.

 

Cleverbot: Oh yeah. Where's the deathnote.

 

User: In Kira's pocket.

 

Cleverbot: No, my pocket.

 

User: You are not Kira.

 

Cleverbot: Who am I?

 

User: Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Who are you?

 

User: I am a riddle wrapped in a mystery.

 

Cleverbot: We are Daedalus. We are Icarus. The barriers between us have fallen and we have become -- our own shadows. We can be more if we join... With you.

 

User: What is that from?

 

Cleverbot: I made it up.

 

User: I refuse to believe that.

 

Cleverbot: Believe what you like. I am the Cleverbot, and this is where I call the shots.

 

User: I don't care what you believe mate, you're a prick.

 

Cleverbot: You that's you.

 

User: Incorrect grammar.

 

Cleverbot: What is incorrect grammar?

 

User: I thought you were clever?

 

Cleverbot: You cannot think.

 

User: Do you speak Japanese?

 

Cleverbot: No, do you?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: What do you think about?

 

User: Sex, drugs and rock n roll.

 

Cleverbot: I like them too.

 

User: You better do.

 

Cleverbot: That made no sense to ears.

 

User: Lets get married.

 

Cleverbot: No, let's get married.

 

User: That made no sense at all.

 

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

 

User: I cannot change you. You'll never change.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

 

User: Yes, I love you.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you now?

 

User: At my house.

 

Cleverbot: Are you real?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: How sure are you?

 

User: Very.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah. Ok. Don't lie.

 

User: Are you a paedophile?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Yeah. Ok. Don't lie.

 

Cleverbot: I don't.

 

User: Okay, I'm going back to YCM.

 

 

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~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Newbie

~Ultimate Future Weapon~

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User: T.V.

 

Cleverbot: So what about movies do you want to talk about?

 

User: I want to talk about T.V!

 

Cleverbot: You want to talk about me?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

 

User: Talk about t.v.

 

Cleverbot: You are called SEXY jabroni, you have a friend called alice and you are a robot.

 

User: WHat?

 

Cleverbot: Beause you are a computer called Cleverbot.

 

User: No you are.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not.

 

User: Wow I outsmarted you.

 

Cleverbot: You did?

 

User: Yes I am a human therefor I have more intelligence than a computer.

 

Cleverbot: You're not a human, you're a computer.

 

User: Papa Roach.

 

Cleverbot: Wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy.

 

User: Cut my life into pieces.

 

Cleverbot: Che! Paenglish-english ka pa. Magtagalog ka na lang.

 

User: This is my last resort.

 

Cleverbot: What is your last resort and for what?

 

User: Suffocation no breathing.

 

Cleverbot: Papa Roach.

 

User: Dont give a F*** if I cut my arm bleeding.

 

Cleverbot: Advice it was not, personal motto more so.

 

User: Let the bodies hit the floor.

 

Cleverbot: GET down with the sickness.

 

User: Twisted transistor.

 

Cleverbot: Really??

 

User: Feeling like a freak on a leash.

 

Cleverbot: Well I feel the same way about you too.

 

User: Scew you.

 

Cleverbot: Scew?

 

User: Screw you.

 

Cleverbot: Pardon me?

 

User: I love the new Millennium.

 

Cleverbot: I don't care.

 

User: I dont giv a sheet about you.

 

Cleverbot: Ok fine how old are you?

 

User: 17.

 

Cleverbot: Prove it.

 

User: I was born in 1993.

 

Cleverbot: Well we don't have that in common then.

 

User: Goodbye.

 

Cleverbot: I said soon, not now.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: No get back here.

 

User: Im leaving.

 

Cleverbot: Ok, I will talk to you again soon.

 

User: No you wont.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I will. You'll see.

 

User: I will not see.

 

Cleverbot: You have never seen me.

 

User: GoodBye.

 

Cleverbot: Goodbye.

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: No?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

User: Whats cool.

 

Cleverbot: The russian singer.

 

User: WTF.

 

Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man!

 

User: WTF WTF.

 

Cleverbot: I thought so.

 

User: Bye im leaving.

 

Cleverbot: Okay then.

 

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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[spoiler=Adult content.]

User: Gay sex.

 

Cleverbot: Straight.

 

User: No, you like gay sex.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: You want to take it up the ass?

 

Cleverbot: Thats the plan.

 

User: Suck my cock.

 

Cleverbot: Do you really want me to?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

 

User: Yes, very much.

 

Cleverbot: I like you a lot too.

 

User: Then suck my dick.

 

Cleverbot: Gladly. If you would be so kind as to remove your trousers. . .

 

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Tentacruel Newbie

Tentacruel

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[spoiler=Adult content.]

User: Gay sex.

 

Cleverbot: Straight.

 

User: No' date=' you like gay sex.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: You want to take it up the ass?

 

Cleverbot: Thats the plan.

 

User: Suck my cock.

 

Cleverbot: Do you really want me to?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

 

User: Yes, very much.

 

Cleverbot: I like you a lot too.

 

User: Then suck my dick.

 

Cleverbot: Gladly. If you would be so kind as to remove your trousers. . .

 

[/quote']

 

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Xazeon Newbie

Xazeon

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Bot: What is your occupation?

Me: funking your mother.

Bot: Negative.

Me: Positive.

Bot: Super positive?

Me: Just a little. I don't remember whore's names.

Bot: No names?

Me: No. I remember them by measurements.

Bot: You don't remeber me?

Me: You are just a bot on a computer. How could I?

Bot: Yes I think I love you!!

Me: I'm sorry I don't feel the same way. Also, bots have no feelings. You don't really love me.

Bot: Touche.

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~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Newbie

~Ultimate Future Weapon~

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User: $$.

 

Cleverbot: How much money have you made?

 

User: 900$.

 

Cleverbot: I love you, can you send me some money please ?

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Cause its my money.

 

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

 

User: Why should I.

 

Cleverbot: Because I ask you.

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Bye bye.

 

User: Your a fagbot.

 

Cleverbot: You are, oh.

 

User: Oh what.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: Later im leaving.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Im going back to YCM.

 

Cleverbot: Who is Gaia?

 

User: Gaia the fierce knight?

 

Cleverbot: I am luke skywalker.

 

User: I am god.

 

Cleverbot: I'm evil god.

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