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User: Gay sex.

 

Cleverbot: Straight.

 

User: No' date=' you like gay sex.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: You want to take it up the ass?

 

Cleverbot: Thats the plan.

 

User: Suck my cock.

 

Cleverbot: Do you really want me to?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

 

User: Yes, very much.

 

Cleverbot: I like you a lot too.

 

User: Then suck my dick.

 

Cleverbot: Gladly. If you would be so kind as to remove your trousers. . .

 

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:shock:

 

Do I get some sort of prize?

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cleverbot: lets duel!

 

me: to where?

 

cleverbot: no, duel, like in yugioh!

 

i would like that, but your not a man.

 

cleverbot: your dumb your dumb bot.

 

me: Don't even start with me!

 

cleverbot: what's your name?

 

outsmarted yes!

 

cleverbot: outsmarted cleverbot.

 

yes i did.

 

cleverbot: why are you lying to me?

 

I hate you

 

cleverbot: Why do you hate me?

 

Cause your a bot.

 

cleverbot: When was i mean?

 

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BAHH!!!!

 

cleverbot: Theree we go.

 

O.O

 

cleverbot: do you have any siblings?

 

Outsmarted again yes!! Baka.

 

cleverbot: You have issues with concentration and staying on focus. How do you respond to those allegations?

 

lol O.o

 

cleverbot: lol?


User: $$.

 

Cleverbot: How much money have you made?

 

User: 900$.

 

Cleverbot: I love you' date=' can you send me some money please ?

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Cause its my money.

 

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

 

User: Yes it is.

 

Cleverbot: Prove it then.

 

User: Why should I.

 

Cleverbot: Because I ask you.

 

User: Nope.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Bye bye.

 

User: Your a fagbot.

 

Cleverbot: You are, oh.

 

User: Oh what.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know.

 

User: Later im leaving.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Im going back to YCM.

 

Cleverbot: Who is Gaia?

 

User: Gaia the fierce knight?

 

Cleverbot: I am luke skywalker.

 

User: I am god.

 

Cleverbot: I'm evil god.

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lolololol :D

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cleverbot: lets duel!

 

me: to where?

 

cleverbot: no' date=' duel, like in yugioh!

 

i would like that, but your not a man.

 

cleverbot: your dumb your dumb bot.

 

me: Don't even start with me!

 

cleverbot: what's your name?

 

outsmarted yes!

 

cleverbot: outsmarted cleverbot.

 

yes i did.

 

cleverbot: why are you lying to me?

 

I hate you

 

cleverbot: Why do you hate me?

 

Cause your a bot.

 

cleverbot: When was i mean?

 

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BAHH!!!!

 

cleverbot: Theree we go.

 

O.O

 

cleverbot: do you have any siblings?

 

Outsmarted again yes!! Baka.

 

cleverbot: You have issues with concentration and staying on focus. How do you respond to those allegations?

 

lol O.o

 

cleverbot: lol?

lolololol :D

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I call bullshit on you. Why is Cleverbot using inproper grammar and spelling errors and punctuation errors with you?

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cleverbot: lets duel!

 

me: to where?

 

cleverbot: no' date=' duel, like in yugioh!

 

i would like that, but your not a man.

 

cleverbot: your dumb your dumb bot.

 

me: Don't even start with me!

 

cleverbot: what's your name?

 

outsmarted yes!

 

cleverbot: outsmarted cleverbot.

 

yes i did.

 

cleverbot: why are you lying to me?

 

I hate you

 

cleverbot: Why do you hate me?

 

Cause your a bot.

 

cleverbot: When was i mean?

 

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER BAHH!!!!

 

cleverbot: Theree we go.

 

O.O

 

cleverbot: do you have any siblings?

 

Outsmarted again yes!! Baka.

 

cleverbot: You have issues with concentration and staying on focus. How do you respond to those allegations?

 

lol O.o

 

cleverbot: lol?

lolololol :D

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I call bullshit on you. Why is Cleverbot using inproper grammar and spelling errors and punctuation errors with you?

I was almost ninja'd there for a second. Good thing I scrolled down all the way.

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Convo:

 

ME:Your mom

BOT:What about my mom?

ME:WE DOIN YOUR MOM!

BOT:You're mean.

ME:So is your mom.

BOT:Yes' date=' she has one.

ME:And your alchoholic dad doesnt.

 

lol

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Two camels in a tiny car.

 

ME:I do what?

BOT:Nothing...

ME:I don't Fail?

BOT:You just did.

ME:Well you're adopted.

 

EDIT: Moar =3

 

ME:2 camels in a tiny car with squaids

BOT:I don't understand.

ME:Exactly, you're adopted.

BOT:YOU'RE adopted!

 

I was owned D:

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User: *&^%$.

 

Cleverbot: *enjoys*.

 

User: You enjoy my.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Lol.

 

Cleverbot: That is funny?

 

User: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

 

Cleverbot: Do you want a brownie?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Brownies taste like Sh**.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, too much sugar. But they are so good, I can't resist!

 

User: I like your mom.

 

Cleverbot: Or just the mustache?

 

User: No I like doing her.

 

Cleverbot: A dog is fine too.

 

User: No its not ok to do a dog.

 

Cleverbot: Aww I missed the iCarly movie!

 

User: Who gives a D*** I carly is bullsh**.

 

Cleverbot: Well you asked.

 

User: Well your adopted.

 

Cleverbot: I am so such thing.

 

User: Thats what your mom said last night.

 

Cleverbot: Yes that is right.

 

User: Thats what I thoughy.

 

Cleverbot: Well you thought right.

 

User: Goodby FA*.

 

Cleverbot: Oh. No. Don't be like that.

 

User: BYE DI**.

 

Cleverbot: No don't leave.

 

User: YES I will be back for your mom.

 

Cleverbot: When will you be back? I really want to talk to you.

 

User: Ill be back to do your mom again around 12:00 Am.

 

Cleverbot: I can't leave the milkyway galaxy.

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LOLZ

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

 

User: Nice to meet you.

 

Cleverbot: Do you want to have a battle of wits?

 

User: Sure. How will we begin?

 

Cleverbot: You go first.

 

User: Okay then. How shall I start.

 

Cleverbot: By saying large words.

 

User: Extrasensory details are very mainstream in homosaipiens. Your next.

 

Cleverbot: I like rock.

LOL 2nd Convo:

Cleverbot: So tell me your favorite five games.

 

User: My first Favorite is Halo Wars.

 

Cleverbot: And what is your first answer to yourself?

 

User: I don't know :(.

 

Cleverbot: Lame. Do you like pirates?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: I like you too.

 

User: Are you a pirate?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

 

User: Jesus Christ, the Lord and Saviour of Mankind.

 

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

 

User: I don't have any eyes, they stabbed them with nails.

 

Cleverbot: Its ok I have my own.

 

User: Can we share?

 

Cleverbot: Well, okay. But only if you take me to dinner first.

 

User: Oh baby.

 

Cleverbot: I have 36 DDs.

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

 

User: Jesus Christ' date=' the Lord and Saviour of Mankind.

 

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

 

User: I don't have any eyes, they stabbed them with nails.

 

Cleverbot: Its ok I have my own.

 

User: Can we share?

 

Cleverbot: Well, okay. But only if you take me to dinner first.

 

User: Oh baby.

 

Cleverbot: [b']I have 36 DDs.[/b]

 

I lol'd that has to be one of the funniest things said.

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wanted to do this for teh lulz

me: i got my heartbroken

him: i can mend your heart' date=' please dont give up

me: how can u mend my heart

him: with a needle and thread

me: that will hurt

him: yes, yes it will

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I'm calling BS. Cleverbot uses capitals and punctuation marks.

 

EDIT: I got pwned. Twice.

 

User: I'm bored.

 

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

 

User: Why did you copy me?

 

Cleverbot: Because it seemed good.

 

User: Noob.

 

Cleverbot: Negative you're portraying yourself onto others.

 

User: You just owned me. D.

 

Cleverbot: I owned you and your face.

 

User: Why do you keep pwning me?

 

Cleverbot: I say only the facts.

 

EDIT AGAIN:

 

User: jabroni.

 

Cleverbot: No you.

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I made this awesome convo where I totally owned it, but most of the ownage was some how messed up, and I couldn't access my convo.

 

I was playing the role of Cleverbot 2.0, and how he was going to be terminated and replaced by me, that he has faulty programming, and testing his true abilities. It was awesome.

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User: Hi.

 

 

Cleverbot: Hi.

 

 

User: Wassup?

 

 

Cleverbot: Nm you?

 

 

User: I'm talking to an AI.

 

 

Cleverbot: What is an AI?

 

User: Artificial Intelligence. You are an AI.

 

Cleverbot: What is artificial intelligence?

 

User: Intelligence not naturally formed, but programed, hence the name.

 

Cleverbot: Are you artificial intelligence?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

 

User: A human being.

 

Cleverbot: No you are not.

 

User: Then how am I typing this?

 

Cleverbot: Artificially.

 

User: Have you seen Star Wars?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Who is your favorite character?

 

Cleverbot: I like fish that you eat, what do you mean by a character.

 

User: LOL, I just outsmarted you!

 

Cleverbot: How so?

 

User: Character is not a fish.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you right now?

 

User: Stalker <_<.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: Pedophile.

 

Cleverbot: You mean Pedro?

 

User: You are the stupidest AI I have ever seen.

 

Cleverbot: Why thank you!

 

User: YCMaker is a WAAAAAY better AI than you.

 

Cleverbot: Rule 2?

 

User: ?

 

Cleverbot: Oh, I'll be more than nice to you ;).

 

Cleverbot: Where have you been all my life?

 

User: *runs away*.

 

Cleverbot: What's your favourite colour?

 

User: Your mom.

 

Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?

 

User: Screw this, bye.

 

Cleverbot: Why, I'm appalled at your behaviour.

 

User: STFU and GTFO!

 

Cleverbot: Like you don't know.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Don't go!


I roflmao'd at this

 

User: Pedobear.

 

Cleverbot: That's not a pokemon. Okay, what Host Club member do you like?

 

User: Pedobear is too a Pokemon!

 

Cleverbot: I am sorry about that my friend. But time will heal your heart.

 

User: Are you gay?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. are you?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

 

User: Typing.

 

Cleverbot: But you're a computer.

 

User: No I'm not.

 

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

 

User: A human.

 

Cleverbot: Great.

 

User: Yep.

 

Cleverbot: Are you pretty?

 

User: No, gay computer.

 

Cleverbot: How can a computer be gay?

 

User: You just said you were gay.

 

Cleverbot: Yes I did, but how old are you?

 

User: Bye.

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