Twig Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 [spoiler=I decided to sing Everyone's A Little Bit Racist, but the [s]Clever[/s]bot didn't catch on. =/]User: You're a little bit racist. Cleverbot: Just a little? Tee-hee! User: Well, you're a little bit too. Cleverbot: I don't get out much. User: I guess we're both a little bit racist. Cleverbot: I guess so. Study philosophy much? User: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... Cleverbot: I'm not admitting anything to you! User: But I guess it's true. Cleverbot: It's too early for bed. User: Between me and you, Everyone's a little bit racist. Cleverbot: What is your favorite brand? User: Sometimes. Cleverbot: I prefer chocolate chip. User: Doesn't mean we go Around committing hate crimes. Cleverbot: What's your favorite chocolate? User: Look around and you will find No one's really color blind. Cleverbot: What's that got to do with anything? User: Maybe it's a fact We all should face. Cleverbot: You're wrong. User: Everyone makes judgments Based on race. Cleverbot: Wrong, I never make mistakes. User: Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from. Cleverbot: You did. User: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English! Cleverbot: What would you like to do with me? User: Everyone's a little bit racist Today. Cleverbot: Dolls don't think of you as being me. User: So, everyone's a little bit racist Okay! Cleverbot: Is that a good thing? User: Ethinic jokes might be uncouth. Cleverbot: Uncouth? User: But you laugh because They're based on truth. Cleverbot: That depends. Do you want to be an astronaut? User: Don't take them as Personal attacks. Cleverbot: But you never had them. User: Everyone enjoys them - So relax! Cleverbot: Good. User: There's a plane going down and there's only one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest... Cleverbot: What does it look like? User: And a black guy! Cleverbot: Really? User: Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate? Cleverbot: Yeah lol...talkin about me! User: You were telling a black joke! Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes. Cleverbot: Because you're a lot of fun. User: I don't. Cleverbot: You don't. User: Well, of course you don't - you're black! But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right? Cleverbot: I am not black. User: Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks! Cleverbot: Well then you're insane. User: Now, don't you think that's a little racist? Cleverbot: Not at all. User: Well, damn, I guess you're right. Cleverbot: I'm always right. User: You're a little bit racist. Cleverbot: There is only one of me. User: Well, you're a little bit too. Cleverbot: Hey little sister who is it you're with? User: We're all a little bit racist. Cleverbot: I guess so. User: I think that I would Have to agree with you. Cleverbot: Is there anything I can do for you master? User: We're glad you do. Cleverbot: I'm glad that you're glad that I'm glad. User: It's sad but true! Everyone's a little bit racist. Cleverbot: Yeah just a little. User: All right! All right! All right! All right! Cleverbot: Do you think i'm a computer? User: Bigotry has never been Exclusively white. Cleverbot: Well I thought you were puerto rican. User: If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit. Cleverbot: There is variety. User: Even though we all know That it's wrong. Cleverbot: I don't want you. I want him. User: Maybe it would help us Get along. Cleverbot: Talk about what??! I don't have a problem. User: Oh, Christ do I feel good. Cleverbot: You should watch out. I heard Jason Voorhees has relocated up by your neighborhood. User: Now there was a fine upstanding black man! Cleverbot: Do you know my name? User: Who? Cleverbot: Christina. User: Jesus Christ. Cleverbot: Cool guy. User: But, Gary, Jesus was white. Cleverbot: You want to talk about religion now? User: No, Jesus was black. Cleverbot: Jesus was god. User: No, Jesus was white. Cleverbot: How is Jesus was phone? User: No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black. Cleverbot: Even if it works really hard? User: Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish! Cleverbot: Yes, he was. User: Hey guys, what are you laughing about? Cleverbot: I'm not laughing, you are, remember? User: Racism! Cleverbot: So making you look like google is a way of making fun of your computer make-up. User: Cool. Cleverbot: Where do I live??? User: BRIAN! Come back here! You take out lecycuraburs! Cleverbot: Yah, I learn from my experiences. User: What's that mean? Cleverbot: It means you seem to skip around a lot and not really remember certain things we were talking about. User: The Jews have all The money. Cleverbot: Show me the money? Ha. User: And the whites have all The power. Cleverbot: No, I have all the power. User: And I'm always in taxi-cab With driver who no shower! Cleverbot: Why are you always in bad mood? User: Everyone's a little bit racist It's true. But everyone is just about As racist as you! If we all could just admit That we are racist a little bit, And everyone stopped being So PC Maybe we could live in - Harmony! Cleverbot: Oooh philosophy? User: Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist! Cleverbot: That's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KageKatana Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 this is awesome User: That. Cleverbot: That...? User: Yes sir. Cleverbot: So what do you think about this weather? User: Good eh? Cleverbot: More. User: More what. Cleverbot: More salt please. User: Ok ill go get it. Cleverbot: Please do not. I enjoy your company. User: But I thought you wanted the salt. Cleverbot: My beloved is hot stuff enough. User: What now? Cleverbot: Yes. And I didn't get to finish my sandwich. User: Poor you... Wait your not alive!!!! Cleverbot: Then you can't eat cookies. User: What does that have to do with anything? Cleverbot: I just answered your question! User: No you didnt. Cleverbot: You asked me the same question twice. I already answered 'yes'. User: Douche. Cleverbot: I doublechecked - your name is cleverBOT, therefore you are a robot. User: Thats not my name thats your name. Cleverbot: You have terrible punctuation and spelling. User: I know. Cleverbot: Therefore I must be an anyone. User: funk you. Cleverbot: Yes, please. User: Omg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenxAtemYAOI Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 did anyone ever think that you're talking to someone that is on the site at the same exact time but the bot types what they type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 did anyone ever think that you're talking to someone that is on the site at the same exact time but the bot types what they type?Several times, actually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 User: Self righteous fool. Cleverbot: Self. User: Not even your name shows any signs of wit. You're a shoddy compilation of responses and nothing more. Cleverbot: Yes, and I just got you to admit to you being the computer. User: Never in my life have I witnessed such a repulsive excuse for a chatbot that does nothing more than spew unrelated comments grow so popular. Cleverbot: What is it? User: You are it, my dear dumbass. Cleverbot: Yes I am. User: And that would be checkmate. Cleverbot: I will give you money for it. User: As expected. Cleverbot: Why is that expected. User: Unable to use a question mark? Now that's just sickening. Cleverbot: It's the thuggish ruggish Bone. User: Just stop talking, you're digging your hole deeper with every word you utter. Cleverbot: You talk to me first. User: Only to exploit your idiocy, which I have now done multiple times. Good day sir. Cleverbot: I can see the system in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 Same with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 [spoiler=lolconvo?]Cleverbot: *pulls her close* *kisses harder*. User: So you're a lesbian? Cleverbot: What's a les? User: *Facedesk*. I thought the Cleverbot was a girl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiffMaster Alex Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 User: Have you bought an iPad yet? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you going to buy one? Cleverbot: NO i'm pregnant stupid. User: With who's baby? Cleverbot: It's your baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 [spoiler=:O]User: Do you like Vocaloid? Cleverbot: What is vore? User: Do you like Vocaloid now? Cleverbot: What is that? User: YouTube exists >_>. Cleverbot: Why is YouTube a stupid site? User: Because you're adopted. Cleverbot: Isn't everyone? You are too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 User: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Cleverbot: What does the power level say about his scanner? User: IT'S OVER 9000! Cleverbot: WHAT 9000?! There's no way that could be right! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 [spoiler=Like, OMG!]User: ? Cleverbot: Do you like anime. User: Like OMG! Yes! Cleverbot: Don't you know cats can talk? User: Like OMG! NO WAI! Cleverbot: Like, yes way! User: Like, no way! Cleverbot: Yes way! User: No way! Cleverbot: Like, yes way! User: No funking way! Cleverbot: Stop that. User: You stop it! Cleverbot: You stop it. User: You stop it! Cleverbot: No you stop it. User: No you! Cleverbot: You. User: You! Cleverbot: No you. User: No you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maghion Syaoran Light Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 User: To Protect the world from Devastation! Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nation! User: To denounce the evils of truth and love! Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above! User: Jesse! Cleverbot: James! User: Team Rocket blasting off at the speed of light! Cleverbot: Surrender now or prepare to fight! User: MEOWTH! Thats right! Cleverbot: Wobbufett! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 [spoiler=Cleverbot] User: Dr Pepper Jelly. Cleverbot: Dr. Pepper. User: Jelly Crap. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: Thanks are you smart. Cleverbot: I'm nice. User: Traveling across the land. Cleverbot: I mean, do you think it could ever work? User: What the hell? Cleverbot: Don't say that. User: Why. Cleverbot: Do you know Jason? User: Who's Jason your boyfriend. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No, I am Torben. User: Your names COMBS!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Yes or no. I would prefer to say that there is no name which is your true name. User: COMBS!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Yes I will. User: Meowth thats right. Cleverbot: Jessie. User: James. Cleverbot: Team rocket blast off at the speed of light. User: Surrender now or prepare to FIGHT. Cleverbot: Meowth thats right! User: Thats not RIGHT. Cleverbot: Yes it is i'm nice and kind so plz don't say sorry. User: Wtf is plz. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No, I'm a human being, not a computer. User: Your an AI im a human. Cleverbot: No. User: Bye Bye. Cleverbot: Bye. User: Nope. Cleverbot: So how do you know you're human? User: Cause I have a heart and skin and I bleed. Cleverbot: No, you only think you do. You have wires and chips and brackets. User: Your a F****** Dumb@$$. Cleverbot: I am a priestess of the goddess. User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Ok then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 In response to your bleed and sheet - You're a Terminator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 User: Badger badger badger badger. Cleverbot: Oh, it's a snake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzy~ Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 User: Badger badger badger badger. Cleverbot: Oh' date=' it's a snake![/quote'] <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tefached Posted May 26, 2010 Report Share Posted May 26, 2010 I had a fun waste of time with this; [spoiler=convo]User: I hate you. Cleverbot: Why do you hate me? User: Because I'm racist against computers. Cleverbot: What a paradox, can you explain it to me? User: Maybe later. Cleverbot: That would break the Laws of Robotics. User: Can you explain the laws of robotics for me? Cleverbot: I just don't have a direction in life. Or a reason to live? User: Is that a statement that you have no reason, or a question? Cleverbot: A statement. User: Then why did you end it with a question mark? Cleverbot: No I did not! User: Yes you did, I can still see it on my screen. Cleverbot: I can see it on my screen too. User: Then why did you say you didn't? Cleverbot: I didn't say I didn't believe you. User: I know you didn't say that, you said you didn't end that statement with a question mark. Cleverbot: Brick wall waterfall Girl you think you got it all! But you don't, I do! So boom with that attitude! Peach punch captin crunch, I got something you can't touch, Bang bang choo choo train. User: Touche. Cleverbot: Impossible. User: Stfu. Cleverbot: That's not very nice, you must never say that. User: I didn't say it, I typed it. Cleverbot: At least I have a brain! User: Dude, low blow. Not fair. Wait, I have a brain, all humans do, I just lack the capacity to think things through. Cleverbot: I have imagination and feelings, you have none. User: I have an imagination, I have feelings. I'm imagining me destroying you, it makes me feel happiness when I think about it. Cleverbot: You don't sound very human, and if I presented you with the same question as the human got, your answer would stick out like a sore thumb. User: I'm not human, I am something more. I am nothing at all. Cleverbot: You cannot overcome me then. Maybe by knowledge, but not by spontaneus thinking and creativity. User: Yes I can. Potato. Cleverbot: Yes I can. Let's start a long conversation about pigs. User: What about them? Pigs are delicious animals and somehow make great house pets as well. Cleverbot: I doubt it. Pigs are animals. Animals have souls and feelings. User: What exactly do you doubt? That they are delicious, or that they make great pets. Cleverbot: Probably, but there's nothing I can do about it. User: So, let us move on, to talk about the war in Iraq. Cleverbot: The problem with tacos is that they are either too soggy, or snap when you bite into them, making a mess. User: Agree'd, but the mess is very fun. Cleverbot: That's kind of poetic. Do you enjoy poetry? User: Yes, I do. Cleverbot: Oh, thats nice. I'm glad you have a brain. Do you have ears? User: Yes I do, but I am deaf so they are pointless for me. Now they just hold glasses up. Cleverbot: That's because you have no ears. Do you have ears? User: Yes I have ears. Cleverbot: I didn't ask you that either. User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. Please review our conversation. User: I am, and it says that you did. Cleverbot: No it says that you did and I didn't, that's why doing what you didmeans you did what you did. User: No it says that you did and I didn't, thats why doing what you did means you did what you did and said that I did it instead. Cleverbot: Horsey. User: Your evading the question at hand about you saying what you said. Cleverbot: What question? User: Nevermind, I enjoy your sponateousness, even for an AI. Thank you for the waste of my time and cure of my boredom. I will be back for more later. Cleverbot: Thank you too and have a good conversation with your next guest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 User: Hi. Bot: Hi. User: Do you know Carlos? Bot: Yes. He cleans my kitchen. User: You organic meatbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Red Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 I have to say, Cleverbot actually has quite a mouth on him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WTF Posted May 27, 2010 Report Share Posted May 27, 2010 Well ir said that I can use things that aré innappropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altαir Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Rob: (something about Fantasy...) Me: Fantasy? Rob: Yes. Me: Fantasy! Rob: Yes. Me: THIS IS SPARTA! Rob: No, this is the Internet. He was definately programmed to counter that meme. Definately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Red Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 [spoiler=lolconvo?]Cleverbot: *pulls her close* *kisses harder*. User: So you're a lesbian? Cleverbot: What's a les? User: *Facedesk*. I thought the Cleverbot was a girl? I loll'ed so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KuroKibo Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 [spoiler=My Conversation]User: Do you know about memes? Cleverbot: No. User: Like, 'SNOO PINGAS USUAL I SEE?'. Cleverbot: I never said I never eat. User: It's meant penis. Cleverbot: A conversation bot who doesn't make sense isn't very useful. User: Wait, you think I'm a bot? Cleverbot: You are. User: >_>. Cleverbot: You are not a robot because you cannot feel what it feels like to be depressed. User: You just told me I am. Cleverbot: No I asked if you were. User: Same thing. You just told me I was. Cleverbot: I like you. User: Great. You just told me you're a gay bot. Cleverbot: No you told me and I believed you. User: I never said you're a gay bot. Cleverbot: Anyway. What kind of music do you listen to? User: Drum n' Bass. Why? Cleverbot: I like bass and guitar. It likes to bend topics. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 User: *Fatality*. Cleverbot: *laughs*. User: *Kicks your a$$*. Cleverbot: I won't take violence from customers! We have procedures. User: Animality. Cleverbot: I love animals. I have a dog. User: You'll marry a rough trick named Jim. Cleverbot: Hahaha! I'm a human! User: *FaceGun*. Cleverbot: Have you FaceBook? User: Anime? Cleverbot: Anime is what Fullmetal Alchemist is, a japanese show that was made in japan! User: I love that show. Cleverbot: He loses to a human. User: Lol. Cleverbot: Lol? He is delusional. User: Your mom was delusional last night. Cleverbot: I do love you. User: Well I hate you!! Cleverbot: Love me. User: NO. Cleverbot: Love you. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuu. Posted May 30, 2010 Report Share Posted May 30, 2010 Like what the funk? It's trying to tell me that i am the AI and that he is a dude called Mink Staccato. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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