KuroKibo Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 User: What do you got there in your hands? Cleverbot: Everything. User: What about that camp photos? Cleverbot: Not so much. User: What's the camp about? Cleverbot: There is no capital of Dublin. User: Camp. What's that camp about? Cleverbot: Anything. User: Kinda like space camp or magic camp? Cleverbot: Yes, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. User: So it's an iceberg camp then? Cleverbot: That does not make sense. User: What did you do at that camp? Cleverbot: I've never been to a pub. Four, Alcohol acts on the neurotransmitter GABA. User: Um... Camp. Not a pub. Cleverbot: You aren't a human. Or a puppy. You're a robot with no feelings. User: So that camp was about ices? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Can I join? Cleverbot: Sure. User: Let me grab my sweater first before we go. Cleverbot: Ok. I <3 C&H references. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Ultimate Future Weapon~ Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 [spoiler=Cleverbot] [spoiler=LOL] [spoiler=You sure?] [spoiler= Really?]User: Hey what do you have there? Cleverbot: You called me gross. User: SHOOP DA WHOOP. Cleverbot: The cake is a truth. User: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER. Cleverbot: Imma chargin mah lazor. User: Bo your not. Cleverbot: I am. I am. I am. User: NO NO NO NO NO NO. Cleverbot: Why? User: How old are you. Cleverbot: Not old. User: Sure. Cleverbot: No. User: Go to hell. Cleverbot: I'm already there! User: Lol. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: 17. Cleverbot: What do you do for fun? User: Your mom. Cleverbot: I think not. User: Sure. Cleverbot: What's your name? User: *FACEDESK*. Cleverbot: LOL. User: Dont laugh. Cleverbot: Too late. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Do you eat meat? User: GOODBYE. Cleverbot: Why? Got somewhere to go? User: Yup. Cleverbot: Thought so. User: Get Out. Cleverbot: You get out. User: No. Cleverbot: Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted May 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 Whatever noobs may think, spoiler pyraminds aren't cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twig Posted May 31, 2010 Report Share Posted May 31, 2010 [spoiler=User: This was a triumph.] Cleverbot: I'm making a note here. User: HUGE SUCCESS. Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate. User: My satisfaction. Cleverbot: Aperture Science. User: We do what we must because we can. Cleverbot: For the good of all of us. User: Except the ones who are dead. Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake. User: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Cleverbot: And the science gets done and you'll make a neat gun. User: For the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: I'm not even angry. User: I'm being so sincere right now. Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me. User: And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you. User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me. User: I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Cleverbot: That was a joke, HAHA, fat chance! User: I just said that. =. Cleverbot: I know and it was rude. User: Okay. Let's continue. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's science to do. User: When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive. Cleverbot: And believe me I am still alive. User: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. Cleverbot: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive. User: While you're dying I'll be still alive. Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive. User: Still Alive. Still Alive. Cleverbot: Still alive! User: STILL ALIVE! Cleverbot: That was a great song. Thanks for singing with me, cleverbot. ;). User: Kthxbai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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