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Today at school, some fat chick who's Jewish, who declared herself "Skinny and beautiful", cracked a bunch of jokes about Muslims and Christians. I'm a Christian, so I decided to fight back a little. Once I told the Jewish joke, she ran away to the bathroom crying. Now there's a group of people that are angry with me.

Discuss how double standards are full of sh1t.

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Christians talk about love and forgiveness for sins and proceed to attack gays on a daily basis. :S

Those are extremely hardcore amish Christians.

I wish we could all just respect each other. Being able to joke around is part of living in the real world, and so is dealing with crap. Just wish everyone would understand that instead of whining all the time.

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Cut the religious talk ._."

 

As for me, it's more give and take. As long as the double standard doesn't cause communication problems I can tolerate it.

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Well, lets see...actually, I'm probably the worst Christian you'll ever meet, so, I can't comment on that. Still, a few of my best friends are gay/bi. My eGF is a bisexual Pagan...

 

Anyway, Double Standards are crap. Honestly, I crack racist and religious jokes all the time, but at least I'm able to laugh at them when I'm on the receiving end. Not to mention I crack anti-white and anti-Christian jokes of my own...

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I rip on my friends for being however they are, but they take it pretty well. Except for this one guy who is a complete Creationist. He gets mad whenever we talk about the theory of evolution or question Christianity.

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Christians talk about love and forgiveness for sins and proceed to attack gays on a daily basis. :S

 

not all of us do that :/

 

this

Boo hoo hoo, I didn't put a "Most" or "Some" at the start of that sentence. ;_;

 

Oh, some others.

 

Citizen commits crime and is punished.

Politician/High-Ranking Individual commits crime and is let off.

 

Likewise:

 

Forum member breaks rule and is banned.

Staff breaks rules they made and ignores it.

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Muslims claim they're peaceful, then turn around and behead people.

 

I'm sure plenty of times, Fox News and MSNBC have bashed people they now worship regardless of the offense.

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Daughter: I'm going to prom dad.

Father: how old is he?

Daughter: 20

Father: no' date=' you're 14

 

Son: I'm going to prom dad

Father: have a good time

 

WTF went wrong there?

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The daughter was trying to go to prom with a 20 year old man, so naturally the father said no (I know I would if it was my daughter, out of love of course). I dunno know about the son though.... maybe he already knew his date so there was no reason to ask.

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She's Jewish' date=' she has the money to buy her happiness back.

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Sacrilegious prick. =D <3

 

...the emotes make me think that your words are jokes. Do you just plain have a problem with people who think differently than you? here, let me fix it.

She's Jewish' date=' she has the money to buy her happiness back.

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Sacrilegious prick. :-x

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Black people call each other "niggas" but white people can't say it because "it's racist." But, Hispanics, and plenty of blasians can say it. Really, it's a stupid word to begin with.

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Black Person can call a White guy Cracker

We can't call them jabroni/er

 

Honestly, are such a cry baby nation that simple words can affect us like this?

 

I make it a point to make fun of slavery with my black friend all the time, and he enjoys is, and responds with fun.

Him: "How do you like the shirt?"

Me: "Oh, thats nice. *feels it* that cotton?"

Him: "Ya"

Me: "How much did it cost?"

Him: "$20?"

Me: "Oh nice. You could have done better if you where a slave. You'd have actually PICKED the cotton, and made it for free. Oh the good days.."

 

I make it a point to do something like that every day. It's just the relationship guys should have, bullsh*t with each other, and not worry about things that happened forever ago >_>

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Daughter: I'm going to prom dad.

Father: how old is he?

Daughter: 20

Father: no' date=' you're 14

 

Son: I'm going to prom dad

Father: have a good time

 

WTF went wrong there?

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I had a talk like that with my uncle once... it went like this:

 

Me: "David, I'm going to the school dance it's till 12, is that good?"

Uncle (David): *Looks at me in the eye* "Is she older then you?"

Me: "Err... yeah..." *looks away*

Uncle: *Sighs* "Fine."

Me: "Really?! Yes!

Uncle: *Looks at me in the eye, digs in his wallet, and throws a condom at me*

Me: *Looks at him funny, then leaves*

 

I laugh when ever I remember that XD

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Today at school' date=' some fat chick who's Jewish, who declared herself "Skinny and beautiful", cracked a bunch of jokes about Muslims and Christians. I'm a Christian, so I decided to fight back a little. Once I told the Jewish joke, she ran away to the bathroom crying. Now there's a group of people that are angry with me.

Discuss how double standards are full of sh1t.

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I'm a bit pissed she didn't crack any atheist jokes. Damn Jewish people. I know a Christian would have the courtesy to crack atheist jokes. Like hold up a picture of Obama where the face is a monkey and write "EVOLUTION???" in big, red letters. Ahh, good times, good times.

 

Err, I mean... yeah, why is everyone flipping shit with you? I'd make racist jokes about them if I were you. Or just rip their brains out and eat them. You won't be that full afterwards, though. Haha, you see what I did there, I made it imply that- *shot*

 

Forum member breaks rule and is banned.

Staff breaks rules they made and ignores it.

 

I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS. [colr=white]SARCASM.[/color]

 

EDIT: Oh no, my color tags failed.

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Daughter: I'm going to prom dad.

Father: how old is he?

Daughter: 20

Father: no' date=' you're 14

 

Son: I'm going to prom dad

Father: have a good time

 

WTF went wrong there?

[/quote']

 

I had a talk like that with my uncle once... it went like this:

 

Me: "David, I'm going to the school dance it's till 12, is that good?"

Uncle (David): *Looks at me in the eye* "Is she older then you?"

Me: "Err... yeah..." *looks away*

Uncle: *Sighs* "Fine."

Me: "Really?! Yes!

Uncle: *Looks at me in the eye, digs in his wallet, and throws a condom at me*

Me: *Looks at him funny, then leaves*

 

I laugh when ever I remember that XD

 

lol.

 

Seriously, stop with the religious discussion.

 

Also, tell her she's a hypocrite and beat the sheet out of the defenders.

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Daughter: I'm going to prom dad.

Father: how old is he?

Daughter: 20

Father: no' date=' you're 14

 

Son: I'm going to prom dad

Father: have a good time

 

WTF went wrong there?

[/quote']

 

I had a talk like that with my uncle once... it went like this:

 

Me: "David, I'm going to the school dance it's till 12, is that good?"

Uncle (David): *Looks at me in the eye* "Is she older then you?"

Me: "Err... yeah..." *looks away*

Uncle: *Sighs* "Fine."

Me: "Really?! Yes!

Uncle: *Looks at me in the eye, digs in his wallet, and throws a condom at me*

Me: *Looks at him funny, then leaves*

 

I laugh when ever I remember that XD

I'm the older one in my relationship and I didn't find out a month after we were going out :| How much was she older than you?

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