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And the "evolution" in Pokemon is metamorphosis' date=' not really evolution.

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If anything Pokemon follows the ridiculous idea of Creationism.

 

I already said that, damnit.

 

Mew=Jesus

Arceus=God

Pokemanz=/=Religion

 

I don't get how the hell Mew is Jesus. He doesn't look like a freak and have an overgrowth of a beard.

 

And Pokemon isn't the religion, but in-game, there is a church in Hearthome city (DPPt) where people pray and shit. So there is a religion that follows Pokemon mythology, in-game of course.

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Arceus was born from an egg in the heart of a chaotic universe. Arceus then dreamed up the pokemon that shaped the universe, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, and commanded them as they did what they did, soon the universe was molded, Arceus made the pixies as a multipurpose tool, to lock the powers of the 3, and give personality to humans. Then as the planets took shape, Groudon and Kyogre were created to shape the land masses. Their fighting took to much for the dreaming Arceus to calm, so Rayquaza was born, soon there was land and sea, Regigigas was crafted from a mountain to pull the continents into place, then sealed away with the 3 regi's to keep the temptation of power away. Mew was created as an ancestor of sorts, the DNA of every living being was and is kept in Mew as sort of a backup file, Dialga soon went to sleep in it's own dimension of Time, crafting Celebi to guard it's domain. Palkia too went to sleep, but failed to craft a guardian, since it felt secure in it's own powers. Giratina then was banished to it's dimension of antimatter for a sin it must have done. Humans soon evolved into advance species, living alongside pokemon, erecting shrines for them. Soon Arceus had a Nightmare, and due to Arceus' great powers, it took form in Darkrai, who, by nature caused nightmares, but it self was not evil. To correct his error, Arceus created Cressilia, to cure what Darkrai caused, the 2 eventually settled on 2 seperate islands for safty. After many years of joy, Arceus rewarded the humans with a pokemon that could grant wishes, Jirachi, along with a pokemon gift to show Arceus' joy in the people, Shaymin. In Johto, 2 powerful Pokemon had arisen, out of evolution (The fish->human kind) and became know as Guardins of the region, roosting in the 2 towers erected in their honor, 1 tower had burned to the ground, and it's guardian, Lugia, took to the seas, 3 pokemon (Flareon, Vaporeon, and Jolteon) were killed in the fire, heping other pokemon escape, to honor them, Ho-oh revived tem with new powerful bodies (so powerful, they have to race the continent to burn off extra energy) that every now and then, would meet at the place where they died. Arceus soon sealed his powers into the Unown, to hold and tap into if the occasion should arrive. While in Kanto 3 Powerful Birds became known as legends in their own right for their rarity, but themselves having no special talents on their own. An eruptng volcano in Shinnoh, soon gave birth to Heatran, who proceeded to stop the masive eruption, and now keeps the volcano under wraps. In the seas, plankton and molecules formed together to create a pokemon known as Manaphy, which in legends by sailors, beame known as the 'Prince of the Seas'

Fossil revitalaton soonwasdiscovered, and was used on fossils found i Mt. Moon, and eventually they tried to build a pokemon from just a strand of Mew's hair, but with the DNA tampered fo battle. Soon fossil revviving was put to the extreme, instead building a pokemon from scratch, making Porygon (and his eventual upgrades), and a more organic Castform, years later.

 

My thoery on Pokemon creatinismist.

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Arceus was born from an egg in the heart of a chaotic universe. Arceus then dreamed up the pokemon that shaped the universe' date=' Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, and commanded them as they did what they did, soon the universe was molded, Arceus made the pixies as a multipurpose tool, to lock the powers of the 3, and give personality to humans. Then as the planets took shape, Groudon and Kyogre were created to shape the land masses. Their fighting took to much for the dreaming Arceus to calm, so Rayquaza was born, soon there was land and sea, Regigigas was crafted from a mountain to pull the continents into place, then sealed away with the 3 regi's to keep the temptation of power away. Mew was created as an ancestor of sorts, the DNA of every living being was and is kept in Mew as sort of a backup file, Dialga soon went to sleep in it's own dimension of Time, crafting Celebi to guard it's domain. Palkia too went to sleep, but failed to craft a guardian, since it felt secure in it's own powers. Giratina then was banished to it's dimension of antimatter for a sin it must have done. Humans soon evolved into advance species, living alongside pokemon, erecting shrines for them. Soon Arceus had a Nightmare, and due to Arceus' great powers, it took form in Darkrai, who, by nature caused nightmares, but it self was not evil. To correct his error, Arceus created Cressilia, to cure what Darkrai caused, the 2 eventually settled on 2 seperate islands for safty. After many years of joy, Arceus rewarded the humans with a pokemon that could grant wishes, Jirachi, along with a pokemon gift to show Arceus' joy in the people, Shaymin. In Johto, 2 powerful Pokemon had arisen, out of evolution (The fish->human kind) and became know as Guardins of the region, roosting in the 2 towers erected in their honor, 1 tower had burned to the ground, and it's guardian, Lugia, took to the seas, 3 pokemon (Flareon, Vaporeon, and Jolteon) were killed in the fire, heping other pokemon escape, to honor them, Ho-oh revived tem with new powerful bodies (so powerful, they have to race the continent to burn off extra energy) that every now and then, would meet at the place where they died. Arceus soon sealed his powers into the Unown, to hold and tap into if the occasion should arrive. While in Kanto 3 Powerful Birds became known as legends in their own right for their rarity, but themselves having no special talents on their own. An eruptng volcano in Shinnoh, soon gave birth to Heatran, who proceeded to stop the masive eruption, and now keeps the volcano under wraps. In the seas, plankton and molecules formed together to create a pokemon known as Manaphy, which in legends by sailors, beame known as the 'Prince of the Seas'

Fossil revitalaton soonwasdiscovered, and was used on fossils found i Mt. Moon, and eventually they tried to build a pokemon from just a strand of Mew's hair, but with the DNA tampered fo battle. Soon fossil revviving was put to the extreme, instead building a pokemon from scratch, making Porygon (and his eventual upgrades), and a more organic Castform, years later.

 

My thoery on Pokemon creatinismist.

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I'm sure it's very interesting and we'd all love to read it, and t'was obvious sarcasm.

 

But we'd love to read it even more if it wasn't a huge wall of paragraphical text.

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Epic win comment. xD

 

Also.... why so many Youtube pages? Kinda weird...

 

I was kinda preloading the 6 parts of the Lucky Star OVA XDDDD

 

Haha. That makes a bit more sense. Personally that many open pages at the same time would bother me. I don't know how you do it. =P

 

Like my mommy says' date=' I'm special! xDDD

No, seriously, I don't really know, I guess that I'm used to live in a mess, so I just try to keep it all together...

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Please give me your address. I will clean your entire house for you for free, I love cleaning. xD

 

 

Oh, sure you do. And I think 4KIDS is the best thing that ever happened to me.

 

 

That comment about Catholics is just racist and profane. And no, I am not Catholic.

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No.

 

Pokemon is not a religion. It has no Bible.

 

"Now, remember kids, remember that God created all of you."

 

"God created all of us.

We are his servants, he is our master.

We must do the work he has sent us out to do.

To press the B button until evolution has been erased from the minds of the humans.

Then we shall be rewarded."

 

"Good, kids! Pokemon games from God for all of you (damn, these teaching sessions are expensive, did they really have to go for the DPPt series?). Now, remember that B-button!"

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Artificial insemination has nothing to do with creating completely artificial life' date=' as with porygon. And for the record,

 

[s']Mew=Jesus[/s]

Arceus=God

Pokemanz=/=Religion

;D

 

And the "evolution" in Pokemon is metamorphosis, not really evolution.

 

Right, I suppose.

 

Well, Pokemon has ditto, which we crossbreed with.

 

And some people are like "MIXING SPECIES IS WRUNG!!1ONE" etc etc

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"There are two things which are infinite. The universe' date=' and human stupidity. And I'm not even sure about the universe."[/i']

Some guy I forgot the name of

 

The expansion of human stupidity is the basis of my evolution.

 

Guys, I'm calling the smartest species in the world stupid, aren't I rebellious?!

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Yeah, calling someone stupid is saying they have an IQ of 0. Telling someone they are getting stupider could potentially mean they have an IQ of over 9000 and it will eventually degrade into something much smaller. <3

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>.>

 

Analyze the sentence differently. As in, people are finding more ways to mess up.

 

Tell me, could a Caveman accidentally knock down a TV? Could a Caveman accidentally spill a liquid on their carpet? Could a Caveman have an incident like the pumping of thousands of gallons of oil into the Gulf of Mexico?

 

I dun think so.

 

But we are getting off topic. This topis is suppose to be about getting rid of evolution with the B button. Not human stupidity...

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>.>

 

Analyze the sentence differently. As in' date=' people are finding more ways to mess up.

 

Tell me, could a Caveman accidentally knock down a TV? Could a Caveman accidentally spill a liquid on their carpet?

 

I dun think so.

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So basically, you're regurgitating the fact that an abundance in a population leads to genetic diversity? That's proven void by something called bell curve, which is to say that the amount of people dumber than average are matched by those that are smarter.

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Not so much the abundance in a population, but the abundance of ideas in a population. I could assure you that the simpler organisms of earth's past have not had many of the problems today, that the more advanced organisms now have.

 

Did that fix anything?

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