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Sorrow.

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I think Demetri Martin had an episode when he sang a song about how to do proposals the awesome way.

 

You put a ring on a branch you ask your girlfriend to climb the tree with you, "Hey look its a ring, Will you Marry me?

You accidentally break your girlfriends arm and tell the doctor to put the ring inside the cast, then 2 months later surprise b*tch we've been engaged for 2 months now, Will you marry me?

 

Demetri Martin is a great comedian.

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TrickyPooBoy

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*no answer*

 

That is an answer' date=' a very obvious one...

 

Also, any proposal on Face Book is weird cause they feel the need to show it publicly and not in person...weird or it's a trap!

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I more like her sister, she is too old for me. xD

 

@Wynn: Try a Hershe Kiss, Dove Chocolate seems... tacky.

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When a girl will tell you how sexy you are over FB' date=' but never talk to you in real life. That annoys me.

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Does YCM count? if so, sorry. ):

 

Haha, YCMs fine. It just annoys me when it's someone I see every single day, but will never say a word to me, even when I try to talk to them.

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I heard about a guy who payed for his GF to be blindfolded and taken to the middle of the court during halftime in a basketball game. He proposed to her in front of everyone aand she said no. The the mascot took a beer from the crowd and gave it to him.

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proposal via fortune cookie. happened to a family friend.

 

i loled so hard

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I've got a story like that!

 

A week after I met her' date=' we were chatting on Skype, and I cracked a joke.

 

She burst in laughter, and said one of those friends-y I-love-you's.

 

I said, "I love you, too."

 

She stopped immediately, put on her serious face and asked, "are you serious?"

 

I pulled out a coin and said, "let's find out; heads I mean it, tails I don't."

 

Her eyes swelled as I flipped it, and she just about screamed, when it landed, "what's it say?"

 

"Heads," I picked up the coin and showed her, "heads."

 

She exploded in giddiness.

 

I asked, "so... Go out with me, yeah?"

 

She was shocked speechless by that, and she didn't speak for a good minute.

 

"I'll just pull out the co—"

 

"No, don't! I mean, yes— No, don't flip it! I'd love to be with you!"

 

Oh, I love her so!

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AWWWWWWWWWW!

Luckiest coin flip to ever take place... what would you have done if it was Tails?

 

I'd have lied and said it showed heads.

 

Probably say something along the lines of "I'll punch probability in the face and love you anyway!"

 

That's probably what he did in the first place xD

 

But it really did land heads. D:

 

I carry that coin with me all the time now.

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WTF Newbie

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My mom asked me to look up a porn site.

 

You're gonna tell me what happened' date=' right?

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Yeah. My mom told me that she was gonna stop using map quest and use www.lemonparty.com as a direction site because a friend told her about it as a joke. Yeah. www.lemonparty.com is a porn site.

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