Israeli Apartheid - Please keep serious.

[Nexev]

Yeah, Hitler was Austrian, he was also a funking idiot.

[spoiler=proof as shown by cracked]

Since there are no cheap shots when it comes to Hitler, let's get this out of the way: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get rejected by an art school? Chris Ofili got into art school, and he painted a Virgin Mary using fecal matter.

 

Yet Hitler failed his entrance exam. Twice. And his cognitive failings continued long after academia. The guy was like the polar-opposite of Charlie Brown: shitty at everything, yet unbelievably successful.

 

His Munich Beer Putsch was basically one enormous "let's get arrested!" day event, yet he somehow got away with serving only a few months for "high treason." While in jail, he wrote a book so shitty that it makes Stephen King's Christine look like Wuthering Heights, and yet it made enough money that Hitler was able to buy a Mercedes from the royalties while he was still imprisoned.

 

As a politician, he was a famous speaker despite his silly accent; had trouble breaking 40 percent in the polls despite "thinning" (assassinating) opposition. We'd accuse him of witchery were we not so sure he would have funked that up too.

 

His contributions as a military tactician included allying Germany with a living cartoon character.

 

Like George Lucas bent on world domination, Hitler simply gets too much credit for the decisions made by people around him. Germany's successful invasion of France, for example, had nothing to do with Hitler's planning. His contribution was the part where he let 300,000 Allies escape at the Battle of Dunkirk, and where he singlehandedly blew The Battle of Britain with every advantage going for him, canceling the invasion of Britain in what would be the first real turning point of the war.

 

In short, Hitler was that jabroni who knows absolutely nothing about Texas Hold 'Em, yet kept winning every round because the bastard had more luck than brains. You never hear about the bumbling shenanigans he lucked his way out of for the same reason they never used Forrest Gump as a Bond-villain: It doesn't make for a good story.

 

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18389_the-5-most-widely-believed-wwii-facts-that-are-bullshit_p2.html#ixzz0q7BQziu1

 

 

 

But onto the actual debate. Allot of ISreali's are working on a solution, so if you tell someone who is trying to fix something that he's doing a shitty job then all you are doing is telling him that whatever he does is going to be unpopular.

 

As such why would Isreal have to care anymore?

[JadenxAtemYAOI]

Yeah' date=' Hitler was Austrian, he was also a f***ing idiot.

[spoiler=proof as shown by cracked']

Since there are no cheap shots when it comes to Hitler, let's get this out of the way: Do you have any idea how hard it is to get rejected by an art school? Chris Ofili got into art school, and he painted a Virgin Mary using fecal matter.

 

Yet Hitler failed his entrance exam. Twice. And his cognitive failings continued long after academia. The guy was like the polar-opposite of Charlie Brown: shitty at everything, yet unbelievably successful.

 

His Munich Beer Putsch was basically one enormous "let's get arrested!" day event, yet he somehow got away with serving only a few months for "high treason." While in jail, he wrote a book so shitty that it makes Stephen King's Christine look like Wuthering Heights, and yet it made enough money that Hitler was able to buy a Mercedes from the royalties while he was still imprisoned.

 

As a politician, he was a famous speaker despite his silly accent; had trouble breaking 40 percent in the polls despite "thinning" (assassinating) opposition. We'd accuse him of witchery were we not so sure he would have f***ed that up too.

 

His contributions as a military tactician included allying Germany with a living cartoon character.

 

Like George Lucas bent on world domination, Hitler simply gets too much credit for the decisions made by people around him. Germany's successful invasion of France, for example, had nothing to do with Hitler's planning. His contribution was the part where he let 300,000 Allies escape at the Battle of Dunkirk, and where he singlehandedly blew The Battle of Britain with every advantage going for him, canceling the invasion of Britain in what would be the first real turning point of the war.

 

In short, Hitler was that a****** who knows absolutely nothing about Texas Hold 'Em, yet kept winning every round because the bastard had more luck than brains. You never hear about the bumbling shenanigans he lucked his way out of for the same reason they never used Forrest Gump as a Bond-villain: It doesn't make for a good story.

 

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18389_the-5-most-widely-believed-wwii-facts-that-are-bullshit_p2.html#ixzz0q7BQziu1

 

 

 

But onto the actual debate. Allot of ISreali's are working on a solution, so if you tell someone who is trying to fix something that he's doing a shitty job then all you are doing is telling him that whatever he does is going to be unpopular.

 

As such why would Isreal have to care anymore?

 

And Hitler's ideal soldier is a Jew as well. The UN stole the land from the Palestinians according to my old history book. Most of the extremist jews that are out there protesting against different things can go die for all I care. Soldiers killing citizens and citizens killing soldiers is the same to me actually so both matter. the US is a shi**y country anyway. If it weren't for my parents I'd still be living in Italy. As for the jews being oppressive, they're basically being the way the US was when the US was younger. The Americans fought as many people as they could just to get more land. think about it. the Americans forcibly took away Hawaii. they bought out most of the land we have. the Americans orchestrated assassinations on certain leaders such as Hitler. (Hitler was left-handed, bullet hole on right side)

[Nexev]

Palestine was owned by Britian, britian gave it to Isreal.

 

Also Hitler declared war on America.

 

WHY THE FVCK SHOULDN'T WE HAVE TRIED TO ASSASSINATE HIM?

 

I'm sorry next time someone points a gun to my head I suppose I'm just supposed to suck his funking cock.

[WTF]

Hey. If we have to screw Israel over than we will.

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

Not only that' date=' they aren't even letting foreign aid in. A Turkish ship was raided by Israeli commandos who robbed it of 10k tonnes of supplies to Gaza. [b']This is Turkey, an ally of the United States.[/b]

 

Your holy United States dealt arms to Israel.

[Nexev]

Hi Polaris, I haven't seen you since Drift.

 

Anyway, yeah, the whole thing is trying to be solved, jabroniin about it will just make it worse.

 

He who is without sin, cast the first stone, nationwise means "everyone shut up, this is none of your goddamn buisness".

 

Unfortunatly, and yes America were douchebags.

 

This has nothing to do with isreal though, since Isreal isn't called America.

 

And Palestine probbaly hates us.

 

So supporting them is a bit like the ""9 out of ten doctors will agree that the other doctor is an idiot" joke.