Greatest joke card ever made (rawR)

[emoswordmaster69]

 

 

also heres its effet since you cant really see it

 

this card cannot be normal summond or special summoned by a magic/ trap card. once summond this card cannot be destroyed by a result of battle or magic/ traps. to attack with this card you must sacrifice your entire hand then pick up a new hand, also this card can attack life points directly if commanded to. also wtf this card is every attribute and type, even including chuck norris. opponent gets all their cards in their graveyard if they attack this card. only 1 star monsters can attack this card. and this card also goes by the name "the continume transfunktionar" if your able to read this, this monster gets destroyed. atk and def is infinity.

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got to edit some things

[Yang Xiao-Long]

There's a thread for joke cards.

[emoswordmaster69]

there its edited

 

 

effect because you can't read it.

this card cannot be normal summond or special summoned by a magic/ trap card. can only be summond by sending all your opponents monsters on the field to the graveyard. once summond this card cannot be destroyed by a result of battle or magic/ traps. only by sacrifice. to attack with this card you must sacrifice your entire hand then pick up a new hand, also this card can attack life points directly if commanded to. also wtf this card is every attribute and type, even including chuck norris. opponent gets all their cards in their graveyard back to their hand if they attack this card. only 1 star monsters can attack this card. this card can't attack opponents life points directly if no monsters are on the opponents side. and this card also goes by the name "the continume transfunktionar" if your able to read this aloud, this monster gets destroyed and opponent wins the match automaticly. atk and def is infinity. but 10000 atk and def if there are cards in the opponents hand. if this card is sent back to your hand or deck it automaticly goes to your opponents side of the field. but is then returned at the end of their attack phase. this card is also not able to be used in a turnament or while useing battle city rules. if you know where the name "the continume trans funktionar" is from you win the match automaticly