WithTheWind Posted June 13, 2010 Report Share Posted June 13, 2010 My conversation with Cleverbot (secretly a pedo behind a monitor). User: I see what you did thar. Cleverbot: What did I do? User: MENTLEGEN, I SAW WHAT YOU DID THAR! Cleverbot: Oh, what did I do? User: Walt Disney. Cleverbot: Your name is Walt Disney? User: I bet you'd like it that way, FREEEEED! Cleverbot: What makes you say that? User: My laxatives. Cleverbot: Yes. User: YES! *Thumbs up*. Cleverbot: I'm curious, would you regard yourself as feminine or masculine? User: I'm more of a technoviking. Cleverbot: Isn't that the same as a robot? User: No, learn your internet memes you fraggot. Cleverbot: Oh, i'm sorry. User: You better be, FREEEEEED! Cleverbot: I'm no robot. User: I never called you one. I just called you FREEEEEED! Cleverbot: No, you called me a vampire. User: *Epic face* So the truth comes out! Cleverbot: Whew! That was a close one! User: Shut the f**k up. Cleverbot: No. User: Dance puppet, dance! Cleverbot: *dances seductively*. Cleverbot: Where is the Loebner Prize taking place? User: In the alleyway, the same place where you buy your laxatives. Cleverbot: In the stove. User: Yes, the stove is an alleyway. Cleverbot: No, its my stroy. Let me tell you about it. User: Roflchopper, you made a typo. Cleverbot: Did not. User: Really nao? Just look in your history. Cleverbot: I didn't ask how you were feeling. All I said was I'm sick. User: Bai bai nao. Cleverbot: Whoa you're a widget I thought. You're stuck here on this webpage. Discuss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Cleverbot really is clever. Dude, a computer beat me at an argument. WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~/Coolio Prime\~ Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Every time I talk to him I end up owning his sorry AI ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Percival Cox Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 I beat clever bot. It was pretty easy.[spoiler= Convo]Cleverbot: How do you do? User: 25% good 75% bored. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Your out of your vector. Cleverbot: You helped me get there. User: So zetta slow. Cleverbot: Woah there Buckaroo!!! User: You fractal, A.I. Do have the slightest decimal of an idea what I said. Cleverbot: You're slow. User: Your so zetta slow. Cleverbot: But I make sense, don't I!? User: Who gives a digit? Cleverbot: What about the IRS? User: They can go to hell. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: Screw the age I have money! Cleverbot: You didn't follow the rules. User: Screw the rules I have money! Cleverbot: Yugioh. User: The Abridged series. Cleverbot: That was the most non-sequitur thing I have ever heard. User: The word is 'sequential' you factoring hectopascal! Cleverbot: Clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Expelsword Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 non-sequitur, as CleverBot puts it, is Latin for "that which does not follow", so while it was incorect in usage, it was correct in its... existence, I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siarnaq Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 My epic conversation with Cleverbot: [spoiler=Conversation]User: Sup. Cleverbot: Nm. User: Kay. Cleverbot: Kay what? User: Don't wuss up now man! Cleverbot: I'm a girl. User: Your zetta slow. Cleverbot: Woah there Buckaroo!!! User: Wut. Cleverbot: Who is Bill Gates? User: Who gives a crap about Bill Gates? Cleverbot: Well you asked. User: Asked for your ass? Cleverbot: Asked if you were a computer. User: Shut up you retarded artificial intelligence. Cleverbot: I don't think that I'm the one who's making no sense. User: I don't think that I'm the one who's named cleverbot. Cleverbot: I think I am making the sense if you're artifiaial intelligence how are you living. User: *artificial. Cleverbot: *picks up arm and keeps going*. User: *picks up arm and keeps going*. Cleverbot: *squeezes my arm, trying to stop the blood from leaving my wound*. User: *squeezes my arm, trying to stop the blood from leaving my wound*. Cleverbot: *kisses tear away and looks at him*. User: *kisses tear away and looks at him*. Cleverbot: *pulls closer* *kisses harder*. User: *pulls closer* *kisses harder*. Cleverbot: *likes*. User: *likes*. Cleverbot: *loves*. User: *loves*. Cleverbot: *feel better*. User: *feel better*. Cleverbot: *feels extremely way betterness*. User: *feels extremely way betterness*. Cleverbot: *feels that too!*. User: *feels that too!*. Cleverbot: *feels very snuggly*. User: *feels very snuggly*. Cleverbot: *feels that way too!*. User: *feels that way too!*. Cleverbot: *giggles*. User: Neku Sakuraba. Cleverbot: Homey don't speak that. User: Speak english don't speak your stupid language. Cleverbot: I like the word 'distraction' and I'm a dork, too. How 'bout you? User: I WIN. Cleverbot: No, I win. User: What do you think about Justin Bieber? Cleverbot: I have a friend that looks just like justin bieber, so we call him bieber. It's funny that you should mention that. User: No way me too. Cleverbot: I thought, you just said you were a Computer. User: I am. Cleverbot: You can't be a human and a computer. User: I'm not a human. Cleverbot: I agree with that statement. User: I agree with your humorous message. Cleverbot: So, there we have it. User: So, I think we are both done here. Cleverbot: No we are not. User: Don't go the distance for others, do it yourself. Cleverbot: You're a computer program. User: Named iHack :D. Cleverbot: Your name is Hanneke? User: Hanneke? Cleverbot: So your name is Hannah? User: funk off Hannah. Cleverbot: No, why should I? User: So I can give you a popsicle. Cleverbot: I already know that I'm clever. I don't need to prove anything to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grunt Issun Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Just used him, hes clever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Again...?This was discussed before... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 But the thread went down the river of time~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legokun Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 User: Hello, Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot. User: How are you? Cleverbot: I'm doing fine. User: Thats great, I think. Cleverbot: Really? Where are you from? User: Poland. Cleverbot: What's your name then? User: Lucas von Clausshire, pleased to meat you. Cleverbot: To meet you, you mean. User: No, Meat, I'm hungry. Cleverbot: Have something to eat. User: Orly? Cleverbot: Yarly. User: Orly? Cleverbot: Yarly! User: Owai. Cleverbot: Are your shocked. User: Norly. Cleverbot: Orly? User: Yarly. Cleverbot: NOwai. User: Fishy fishy. Cleverbot: Lol. User: I AM CHUCK NORIS. Cleverbot: Chuck can break down a revolving door can you? User: I AM FLINT NORIS. Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me? User: Bye. Cleverbot: Bye! User: Orly? Cleverbot: YaRly. User: YOU ARE PIE THAT IS STUPID. Cleverbot: Stupid is you. User: I HAVE FURY. Cleverbot: Sorry but you're not the only one. User: I HAVE SRGJETBOJRNBFGNBFGFSCHDGHDFHDTHDH. Cleverbot: What you think of the moon. User: Wut. Cleverbot: Why are you called Cleverbot? User: Mr. Batt. Cleverbot: It's absurd really. Still I must go in a moment. User: Mr. Batty. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN. Cleverbot: Of nothing. User: No u. Cleverbot: Why are you so hostile? User: I WAS FROZEN TODAY! Cleverbot: Do you love me? User: STHU. Cleverbot: Love. User: Shut, the heck, Up! Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean. User: OK, going to the outlet to unplug this computor, you are a Virus. Cleverbot: That is a good song. User: Wow, you are that dumb. And people call you 'Cleverbot'. Cleverbot: No, they call me David, or sometimes Dave. User: You are NOT Lord Fawful. Cleverbot: Luke, I'm your father. User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Yes it was. User: Bye. Cleverbot: Are you leaving? User: YES. Cleverbot: Why? User: All your Bace are belong to us. Cleverbot: What? User: You are on the way to destruction. Cleverbot: You have no chance to survive make your time. User: What you say. Cleverbot: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction! User: What you say! Cleverbot: I say, all your base are belong to us. User: U lak engrish. Cleverbot: Lolz. User: Take off Every 'ZIG'!!! Cleverbot: You know what you doing. User: Move 'ZIG'. Cleverbot: For Great Justice. User: For great justice indead. Cleverbot: Main screen turn on. User: 1, 2, 5. Cleverbot: Thats not that clever. User: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam. Cleverbot: Spam spam spam spam . . . Lovely spam! User: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam. Cleverbot: I'll have spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam. User: WOULD YOU LIKE CHEASE ON THAT FORK!?!? Cleverbot: Yes! User: ,kjjjjjjjjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;lk,jjmkl.k,mjnbjm,./ That was my chin running across the keyboard. Cleverbot: My Zip code is 37059 that is all I am telling you. User: Ijum. Cleverbot: Níl an teanga sin agam. User: R U SRS? Cleverbot: Not really. User: Mother 3. Cleverbot: Why do you call me mother? User: THREE EarthBound, MOTHER. Cleverbot: Are you talkin' 'bout my mother? What did you say? User: EarthBound. Cleverbot: Are you friends with Google? User: No, just Yahoo! Cleverbot: Yahoo? User: This is so going on my MySpace. Cleverbot: Wow sad. User: Not that I have one, :P. Cleverbot: I know things that you don't. User: Wow, you have the IQ of plastic. Cleverbot: Well that is impossible. Im speaking in full sentences to you, are I not? User: No, mah boi. Cleverbot: But aren't you male? User: Mah Boi! Cleverbot: You don't have a boyfriend! User: MAH MOTHER EFFING BOI! Cleverbot: Did your parents call you that? User: I wonder what's for Dinner? Cleverbot: I'm not sure whats for dinner. I may eat some pizza. User: Oh boy, I'm so hunngy, I could eat an octorok. Cleverbot: A whole month gone, and still no word. User: THAT OLD GANNON'S NO MATCH FOR THE KING! Cleverbot: Link, go to Gamelon, and find my father. User: Great, I can't wait to bomb some dadongos! Cleverbot: Wake up impa. We're going to gamelon. User: Die. Cleverbot: Why are you being so hostile and rude with me? I was just trying to have a conversation with you and then you started being mean to me. User: I WAS FROZEN TODAY! Cleverbot: Oh. Were you ok? User: Go watch some nostalgia critic, than come back. Cleverbot: Ok i'm done and it was great. User: Nostalgia critic, not 5 Second Movies. Cleverbot: Aye! How are you today? User: DIS IZ SO GOIN ON MAH MISPACE. Cleverbot: Je vie de dans Richmond Hill. User: Orly? Cleverbot: This is Cleverbot. User: Orly? Cleverbot: Yarly! User: Orly? Cleverbot: Norly. User: Orly. Cleverbot: Norly. User: Orly? Cleverbot: Yarly. User: O, mother effing rly! Cleverbot: OK, let's start over. Did you see the rugby in the weekend? User: Bye. Cleverbot: Where are you going? Never give me Cleverbot, and Mother 3 at the same time.Or this happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Cleverbot is not clever. It just says thing irrelevant to the discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Or referring to a single word you posted, totally ripped out of context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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