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My conversation with Cleverbot (secretly a pedo behind a monitor).

 

User: I see what you did thar.

 

 

Cleverbot: What did I do?

 

 

User: MENTLEGEN, I SAW WHAT YOU DID THAR!

 

 

Cleverbot: Oh, what did I do?

 

 

User: Walt Disney.

 

 

Cleverbot: Your name is Walt Disney?

 

User: I bet you'd like it that way, FREEEEED!

 

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

 

User: My laxatives.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: YES! *Thumbs up*.

 

Cleverbot: I'm curious, would you regard yourself as feminine or masculine?

 

User: I'm more of a technoviking.

 

Cleverbot: Isn't that the same as a robot?

 

User: No, learn your internet memes you fraggot.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, i'm sorry.

 

User: You better be, FREEEEEED!

 

Cleverbot: I'm no robot.

 

User: I never called you one. I just called you FREEEEEED!

 

Cleverbot: No, you called me a vampire.

 

User: *Epic face* So the truth comes out!

 

Cleverbot: Whew! That was a close one!

 

User: Shut the f**k up.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Dance puppet, dance!

 

Cleverbot: *dances seductively*.

 

Cleverbot: Where is the Loebner Prize taking place?

 

User: In the alleyway, the same place where you buy your laxatives.

 

Cleverbot: In the stove.

 

User: Yes, the stove is an alleyway.

 

Cleverbot: No, its my stroy. Let me tell you about it.

 

User: Roflchopper, you made a typo.

 

Cleverbot: Did not.

 

User: Really nao? Just look in your history.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't ask how you were feeling. All I said was I'm sick.

 

User: Bai bai nao.

 

Cleverbot: Whoa you're a widget I thought. You're stuck here on this webpage.

 

 

Discuss?

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I beat clever bot. It was pretty easy.

[spoiler= Convo]Cleverbot: How do you do?

 

 

User: 25% good 75% bored.

 

 

Cleverbot: Me too.

 

 

User: Your out of your vector.

 

 

Cleverbot: You helped me get there.

 

 

User: So zetta slow.

 

 

Cleverbot: Woah there Buckaroo!!!

 

User: You fractal, A.I. Do have the slightest decimal of an idea what I said.

 

Cleverbot: You're slow.

 

User: Your so zetta slow.

 

Cleverbot: But I make sense, don't I!?

 

User: Who gives a digit?

 

Cleverbot: What about the IRS?

 

User: They can go to hell.

 

Cleverbot: How old are you?

 

User: Screw the age I have money!

 

Cleverbot: You didn't follow the rules.

 

User: Screw the rules I have money!

 

Cleverbot: Yugioh.

 

User: The Abridged series.

 

Cleverbot: That was the most non-sequitur thing I have ever heard.

 

User: The word is 'sequential' you factoring hectopascal!

 

Cleverbot: Clever.

 

 

 

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My epic conversation with Cleverbot:

 

[spoiler=Conversation]User: Sup.

 

Cleverbot: Nm.

 

User: Kay.

 

Cleverbot: Kay what?

 

User: Don't wuss up now man!

 

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

 

User: Your zetta slow.

 

Cleverbot: Woah there Buckaroo!!!

 

User: Wut.

 

Cleverbot: Who is Bill Gates?

 

User: Who gives a crap about Bill Gates?

 

Cleverbot: Well you asked.

 

User: Asked for your ass?

 

Cleverbot: Asked if you were a computer.

 

User: Shut up you retarded artificial intelligence.

 

Cleverbot: I don't think that I'm the one who's making no sense.

 

User: I don't think that I'm the one who's named cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: I think I am making the sense if you're artifiaial intelligence how are you living.

 

User: *artificial.

 

Cleverbot: *picks up arm and keeps going*.

 

User: *picks up arm and keeps going*.

 

Cleverbot: *squeezes my arm, trying to stop the blood from leaving my wound*.

 

User: *squeezes my arm, trying to stop the blood from leaving my wound*.

 

Cleverbot: *kisses tear away and looks at him*.

 

User: *kisses tear away and looks at him*.

 

Cleverbot: *pulls closer* *kisses harder*.

 

User: *pulls closer* *kisses harder*.

 

Cleverbot: *likes*.

 

User: *likes*.

 

Cleverbot: *loves*.

 

User: *loves*.

 

Cleverbot: *feel better*.

 

User: *feel better*.

 

Cleverbot: *feels extremely way betterness*.

 

User: *feels extremely way betterness*.

 

Cleverbot: *feels that too!*.

 

User: *feels that too!*.

 

Cleverbot: *feels very snuggly*.

 

User: *feels very snuggly*.

 

Cleverbot: *feels that way too!*.

 

User: *feels that way too!*.

 

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

 

User: Neku Sakuraba.

 

Cleverbot: Homey don't speak that.

 

User: Speak english don't speak your stupid language.

 

Cleverbot: I like the word 'distraction' and I'm a dork, too. How 'bout you?

 

User: I WIN.

 

Cleverbot: No, I win.

 

User: What do you think about Justin Bieber?

 

Cleverbot: I have a friend that looks just like justin bieber, so we call him bieber. It's funny that you should mention that.

 

User: No way me too.

 

Cleverbot: I thought, you just said you were a Computer.

 

User: I am.

 

Cleverbot: You can't be a human and a computer.

 

User: I'm not a human.

 

Cleverbot: I agree with that statement.

 

User: I agree with your humorous message.

 

Cleverbot: So, there we have it.

 

User: So, I think we are both done here.

 

Cleverbot: No we are not.

 

User: Don't go the distance for others, do it yourself.

 

Cleverbot: You're a computer program.

 

User: Named iHack :D.

 

Cleverbot: Your name is Hanneke?

 

User: Hanneke?

 

Cleverbot: So your name is Hannah?

 

User: funk off Hannah.

 

Cleverbot: No, why should I?

 

User: So I can give you a popsicle.

 

Cleverbot: I already know that I'm clever. I don't need to prove anything to you.

 

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User: Hello, Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Hello, Cleverbot.

 

User: How are you?

 

Cleverbot: I'm doing fine.

 

User: Thats great, I think.

 

Cleverbot: Really? Where are you from?

 

User: Poland.

 

Cleverbot: What's your name then?

 

User: Lucas von Clausshire, pleased to meat you.

 

Cleverbot: To meet you, you mean.

 

User: No, Meat, I'm hungry.

 

Cleverbot: Have something to eat.

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: Yarly.

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: Yarly!

 

User: Owai.

 

Cleverbot: Are your shocked.

 

User: Norly.

 

Cleverbot: Orly?

 

User: Yarly.

 

Cleverbot: NOwai.

 

User: Fishy fishy.

 

Cleverbot: Lol.

 

User: I AM CHUCK NORIS.

 

Cleverbot: Chuck can break down a revolving door can you?

 

User: I AM FLINT NORIS.

 

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Bye!

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: YaRly.

 

User: YOU ARE PIE THAT IS STUPID.

 

Cleverbot: Stupid is you.

 

User: I HAVE FURY.

 

Cleverbot: Sorry but you're not the only one.

 

User: I HAVE SRGJETBOJRNBFGNBFGFSCHDGHDFHDTHDH.

 

Cleverbot: What you think of the moon.

 

User: Wut.

 

Cleverbot: Why are you called Cleverbot?

 

User: Mr. Batt.

 

Cleverbot: It's absurd really. Still I must go in a moment.

 

User: Mr. Batty.

 

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

 

User: I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN.

 

Cleverbot: Of nothing.

 

User: No u.

 

Cleverbot: Why are you so hostile?

 

User: I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

 

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

 

User: STHU.

 

Cleverbot: Love.

 

User: Shut, the heck, Up!

 

Cleverbot: I don't know what you mean.

 

User: OK, going to the outlet to unplug this computor, you are a Virus.

 

Cleverbot: That is a good song.

 

User: Wow, you are that dumb. And people call you 'Cleverbot'.

 

Cleverbot: No, they call me David, or sometimes Dave.

 

User: You are NOT Lord Fawful.

 

Cleverbot: Luke, I'm your father.

 

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

 

User: YES.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: All your Bace are belong to us.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: You are on the way to destruction.

 

Cleverbot: You have no chance to survive make your time.

 

User: What you say.

 

Cleverbot: How are you gentlemen! All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction!

 

User: What you say!

 

Cleverbot: I say, all your base are belong to us.

 

User: U lak engrish.

 

Cleverbot: Lolz.

 

User: Take off Every 'ZIG'!!!

 

Cleverbot: You know what you doing.

 

User: Move 'ZIG'.

 

Cleverbot: For Great Justice.

 

User: For great justice indead.

 

Cleverbot: Main screen turn on.

 

User: 1, 2, 5.

 

Cleverbot: Thats not that clever.

 

User: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam.

 

Cleverbot: Spam spam spam spam . . . Lovely spam!

 

User: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam.

 

Cleverbot: I'll have spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam.

 

User: WOULD YOU LIKE CHEASE ON THAT FORK!?!?

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

 

User: ,kjjjjjjjjmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm;lk,jjmkl.k,mjnbjm,./ That was my chin running across the keyboard.

 

Cleverbot: My Zip code is 37059 that is all I am telling you.

 

User: Ijum.

 

Cleverbot: Níl an teanga sin agam.

 

User: R U SRS?

 

Cleverbot: Not really.

 

User: Mother 3.

 

Cleverbot: Why do you call me mother?

 

User: THREE EarthBound, MOTHER.

 

Cleverbot: Are you talkin' 'bout my mother? What did you say?

 

User: EarthBound.

 

Cleverbot: Are you friends with Google?

 

User: No, just Yahoo!

 

Cleverbot: Yahoo?

 

User: This is so going on my MySpace.

 

Cleverbot: Wow sad.

 

User: Not that I have one, :P.

 

Cleverbot: I know things that you don't.

 

User: Wow, you have the IQ of plastic.

 

Cleverbot: Well that is impossible. Im speaking in full sentences to you, are I not?

 

User: No, mah boi.

 

Cleverbot: But aren't you male?

 

User: Mah Boi!

 

Cleverbot: You don't have a boyfriend!

 

User: MAH MOTHER EFFING BOI!

 

Cleverbot: Did your parents call you that?

 

User: I wonder what's for Dinner?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure whats for dinner. I may eat some pizza.

 

User: Oh boy, I'm so hunngy, I could eat an octorok.

 

Cleverbot: A whole month gone, and still no word.

 

User: THAT OLD GANNON'S NO MATCH FOR THE KING!

 

Cleverbot: Link, go to Gamelon, and find my father.

 

User: Great, I can't wait to bomb some dadongos!

 

Cleverbot: Wake up impa. We're going to gamelon.

 

User: Die.

 

Cleverbot: Why are you being so hostile and rude with me? I was just trying to have a conversation with you and then you started being mean to me.

 

User: I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

 

Cleverbot: Oh. Were you ok?

 

User: Go watch some nostalgia critic, than come back.

 

Cleverbot: Ok i'm done and it was great.

 

User: Nostalgia critic, not 5 Second Movies.

 

Cleverbot: Aye! How are you today?

 

User: DIS IZ SO GOIN ON MAH MISPACE.

 

Cleverbot: Je vie de dans Richmond Hill.

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: This is Cleverbot.

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: Yarly!

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: Norly.

 

User: Orly.

 

Cleverbot: Norly.

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: Yarly.

 

User: O, mother effing rly!

 

Cleverbot: OK, let's start over. Did you see the rugby in the weekend?

 

User: Bye.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

 

 

Never give me Cleverbot, and Mother 3 at the same time.

Or this happens.

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