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Shrekstasy

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: horny female with msn yahoo or skype ?

You: im horny

Stranger: so am i

You: do you want to hear my horn?

You: bZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

GO GO GO

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~/Coolio Prime\~ Newbie

~/Coolio Prime\~

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: TESTICLES

Stranger: what

You: TESTICLES

Stranger: what

You: TESTICLES

Stranger: hey u tell me truth

You: ok champ

Stranger: i m not champ

You: ok sorry failure

Stranger: i m a girl

You: oh

You: champette

Stranger: ok thats cool

Stranger: did u like girls

You: No, I like TESTICLES.

((Disconnect I my part.))

 

God I hate Omegle so much.

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harhar

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: horny female with msn yahoo or skype ?

You: im horny

Stranger: so am i

You: do you want to hear my horn?

You: bZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

GO GO GO

 

Only a few people will get this :P

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Shrekstasy

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: horny female with msn yahoo or skype ?

You: im horny

Stranger: so am i

You: do you want to hear my horn?

You: bZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

GO GO GO

 

Only a few people will get this :P

 

That's why it's so perfect.

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harhar Newbie

harhar

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: horny female with msn yahoo or skype ?

You: im horny

Stranger: so am i

You: do you want to hear my horn?

You: bZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

GO GO GO

 

Only a few people will get this :P

 

That's why it's so perfect.

 

You should have asked if he wanted to hear the most annoying sound in the world and then linked him to that one place.

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Yuni Katt

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Stranger: I'm starting to go insane.

Stranger: Please, just listen to my story.

You: ok

Stranger: I'm an art major, so I have a room that is full of supplies, pens and some drawing pads and stuff like that.

Stranger: Lately I've been having these vivid dreams, I always draw my dreams I believe it to be healthy.

Stranger: My drawings have been disappearing though.

Stranger: As if someone was stealing them.

Stranger: I set up a camera in my house to see what happens.

Stranger: I've been going into my art room at exactly 2:30 A.M.

Stranger: At first the sleep walking was a relief at least nobody was robbing me, but the more I watched the more I became creeped out.

Stranger: Lately a man enters the room with me, while I take these drawings.

You: hmm that is really wierd

You: but i need to tell you something

Stranger: Please bare with me for a bit longer

You: ok

Stranger: I looked into it, started searching local libraries, asking people about it.

Stranger: It turns out other people are encountering this man

Stranger: So I ask the question I've asked many others.

Stranger: http://www.thisman.org/history.htm

Stranger: Have you dreamed this man?

The link in there pm me if you have ever dreamed of that man

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I swear to god theres another Omegle thread out there in the General Abyss.

 

They all got locked.

 

Hmmmm...

Based on that statistic' date=' what can we assume about this thread?

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We can assume, by random luck, this thread will never be locked, and will remain active until the end of time.

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Proto Newbie

Proto

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

Stranger: horny female with msn yahoo or skype ?

You: im horny

Stranger: so am i

You: do you want to hear my horn?

You: bZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

 

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

GO GO GO

 

Jeez...... thats the most annoying sound in the world....

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I swear to god theres another Omegle thread out there in the General Abyss.

 

They all got locked.

 

Hmmmm...

Based on that statistic' date=' what can we assume about this thread?

[/quote']

 

Assuming you all do not post inappropriate conversations, I don't seen why it would be locked. But I count 2 so far.

 

And I've never tried Omegle (well once when I was first told). But in all fairness, I'd rather use IMVU or some other chat program that gives you random conversation partners. At least there's a little more to go on than just "Hi, this and this".

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Shrekstasy Newbie

Shrekstasy

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I swear to god theres another Omegle thread out there in the General Abyss.

 

They all got locked.

 

Hmmmm...

Based on that statistic' date=' what can we assume about this thread?

[/quote']

 

Assuming you all do not post inappropriate conversations, I don't seen why it would be locked. But I count 2 so far.

 

Gosh and I think mine's one of em!

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Slash Newbie

Slash

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Mah recent convo for the lulz

 

[spoiler=Censored for adult content, because YCM Mods will be cocks]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 96 f horny

Stranger: and fat

Stranger: over 9000 lbs

You: 96 M Horny

Stranger: jealous?

You: and fat too :d

Stranger: omg how perfect!!!

You: inorite

Stranger: lets hook up...where do you live?

You: Greenland

You: =D

Stranger: no way me 2!

You: omggg letz have butt secks

Stranger: lets do it

Stranger: yay!

You: owait...err.. I'm gay

Stranger: oh...well does that have to be a deal breaker?

You: I guess so hun, unless you like cock in da ass

Stranger: i could try it

You: ok, then bombs away!!!

Stranger: i hope you don't mind hairy ass hole

You: The harrier the merry-err

Stranger: yay!

Stranger: i didn't want to have to wax

Stranger: its so painful

You: neither did I *Shot*

disconnect-

 

 

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PrometheusMFD

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Kinda long, so

[spoiler=Omegle]Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: can you tell me a story....I cant sleep...

You: ...

You: Hm...

You: Hold on

Stranger: haha just make it up if you want to

Stranger: and I can help

Stranger: if you'd like

You: Chapter 1- Calling of the Big 7

Rain pounded against the roof of the black limo, noticeably loud, but conversation was still possible. Six men were sitting in the back; four with shaven heads, concealing sunglasses, garbed in black and white suits, and Bluetooth phones. One of the other two men, dressed in a completely black suit with a dark purple tie, sat staring. His cold eyes reflected his worried thoughts from beneath his slick, dark hair. His hands vacantly caressed the Desert Eagle tucked into the holster at his side.

The last man seemed the most relaxed. A grin stretched across his face as he watched the world moving by outside the car. He was dressed in a black suit, matching that of the other five men yet more elegant. His white hair curled about his head as the girls around each arm teased it. His white teeth glinted in the faint light. “Why are you so worried, Lyfe?” He asked the man with the purple tie.

“Do you realize what has happened?” Lyfe’s voice was shakey, belying his otherwise cool demeanor. “People under our protection, people that expect us to keep them alive, have been hunted down like animals. We’re on the verge of loosing all our territory!”

The white-haired man’s face grew grim. “I know very well what has happened to those people,” he said with a slight snarl. “I know very well that families have been broken apart, if not totally killed.” He slid one arm from around a girl and pulled out a cell phone. He cycled through the contacts until he reached the name “Prometheus”. “Do you want to talk to him,” he said, holding his phone out to Lyfe, “or should I?”

“You’re the boss,” Lyfe said, shrugging. “Besides, does he ever listen to me?”

The White-Haired man chuckled. “I guess you’re right. That guy never seems to listen to his peers.” The phone rang three times. “Hey, Prome, it’s Omega.” The White-Haired man put the phone on speaker.

“-ir. Who else is with you?”

“Just Lyfe and four guards. And even that seems overkill with Lyfe on board.”

Prometheus laughed from the other end. “You can’t be too carefull now. After what happened yesterday, you’ll have regular folk after your head in addition to other families.”

“Have you talked with any of the others?” Lyfe asked the phone.

“Only Demon. Laufer, Scarlet, Christian, and Thanatos aren’t answering.”

“That’s because no one wants to talk to an ass like you,” Lyfe said, grinning to himself.

“Big man, saying that over the phone.” Prometheus’ tone was obviously angry.

“Would you two settle down? You can bicker when we get back to the house,” the white-haired man said.

“Sorry, Omega sir,” Lyfe and Prometheus said in almost unison, prompting snide comments from both parties.

Omega sighed. Those two had been competing with each other since they joined this little organization he had started years ago. It still wasn’t uncommon for them to pull a gun. But no matter how annoying it became, their rivalry added a bit of fun to the rather depressing life they led. It also drove both of them to put all they could into out doing each other.

About an hour later they pulled up to the house. It was the sprawling kind with three floors and about a mile of driveway. The neatly trimmed lawns essentially proved how much money Omega had at his disposal. Of course, his closest allies were welcome to live there as well since such a big isolated house did become lonesome. Prometheus was standing before the front door as the car pulled through the roundabout driveway. The balcony above kept most of the rain of him, but he held an umbrella nonetheless. He wore a completely black suit with a maroon tie. His long dark hair partially hid his eyes like his posture kept his emotions undisclosed. Upon seeing this, Lyfe’s face grew blank and unemotional. Omega sighed. They even competed at being professional…

Lyfe walked directly to Prometheus, ignoring Omega’s offer of an umbrella. They stood there for a moment, emotionless and still. There was nary a four inch gap between their noses. Suddenly, Lyfe threw a punch at Prometheus who quickly ducked out of the way while dealing one of his own. Lyfe caught this with his palm and kicked out at Prometheus’s side. He took the kick, drawing out a combat knife from within his coat. Lyfe pulled out his pistol and blocked Prometheus’ knife as it came slashing across towards his chest. Lyfe tried tilting the gun, braced against the knife’s blade, to aim at Prometheus’ face. The sight was lined up. Lyfe could end the life of this man if he wanted to. That’s when he felt the blade shift and the barrel of a revolver pressed to his temple. “You know,” Prometheus said, an almost insane grin upon his face, “a shot to the head can cause muscle spasms in other parts of the body. Especially in the finer motor department.” He looked right into Lyfe’s eys.

“Are you two done with your little pissing contest?” Omega said, clearly annoyed. Both fighters holstered their weapons, grumbling about not being able to end anything, and refusing to look at each other. “If you two were any more alike,” Omega said, stroking his chin, “I’d say you were brothers.”

“Like hell I’d be related to a worthless piece of sheet like him,” they said in unison.

~I{}I~

They entered the mansion, Omega talking on his phone. “I know he seems a little… uh… blunt on the phone,” Omega said, chuckling slightly, “but he always gets information across.” A voice could be faintly heard from the phone. “I’m well aware of that, Scarlet, but you need to answer to your peers.” He closed the phone and slipped it into the interior pocket of his coat. “They should be here shortly.” The group went to the parlor and sat down.

After a few minutes, they heard shuffling down the stairs. It was a man with bed head and a robe loosely covering his pajamas. His face had the hints of a scraggly beard, and his body was large and powerful. Despite his sleepy look, heavy bags where under his eyes.

“Ah, Laufer,” Omega said, tilting his head back slightly. “About time you woke up. Stay up with a lady?” Prometheus laughed at this.

“Laufer? He couldn’t get a hooker,” he grinned maliciously.

Laufer ran up and kicked Prometheus straight in the face, knocking him over in his chair. Landing on one knee digging into Prometheus’ chest, Laufer landed three square punches. He stood up and kicked Prometheus once in the head. Wiping blood from this hands, Laufer walked over and sat on the sofa next to Omega, muttering something along the lines of “jabroni”.

“So…” Omega grinned and clapped his hands, “Now that Prometheus is unconscious, why don’t we discuss our plan of attack?”

Laufer pulled out a cigarette and lit it. “So what exactly happened? All I’ve heard is a lot of people are dead.”

Lyfe took off his sunglasses. “Five hours ago, someone attacked a good 60 percent of our territory was attacked. But the thing is, it was only civilians. No one in the inner family was even aware of this until after it happened. About 300 people under our protection are dead.”

There was a short pause. Prometheus moaned a little. “So…” Laufer stood up and started walking towards the stairs, “do we have any idea of who did it?”

“No,” Omega’s demeanor had become very stern and steely, “We have found no hint on the culprit. Even cops are baffled.”

Laufer walked over to the bar and poured himself a drink. “So no one’s claiming this prize?” He sat back down in his seat. “It seems odd that someone would keep this much damage to our organization under wraps. If you want, I can look into the other families.”

“That would be quite welcome,” Omega leaned back.

The door to the parlor slammed open and four men strode in. They each were dressed in suits matching Prometheus’ and Lyfe’s, except for the ties. Instead, they had red, white, black, and blue ones. The one with the red tie strode forward and knelt before Omega. “I’m sorry we where late, sir,” he said.

“Scarlet,” Omega chuckled, “you really need to lighten up. Nothing bad happened for you getting here at your own pace.”

The four men settled down in their own seats, circumventing Prometheus. The one with the white tie sat next to Laufer. “So how’s the network?” the man with the white tie asked. “Wouldn’t this attack basically destroy it?”

“Shut up, Christian,” Laufer took a long drink. “You know damn well my network extends beyond the protected.”

Prometheus moaned and slid out of the upturned chair. “Good morning, sunshine,” he said with a slight slur. He still looked dazed.

Immediately, Christian grabbed the glass out of Laufer’s hand and hurled it at Prometheus’ head. Prometheus barely managed to duck out of the way and the glass smashed against the far wall, splashing rum all over it. “He~y,” Omega said, indignantly, “if you’re going to destroy my stuff, do it where it won’t ruin my walls too.”

Prometheus stood up fully, bracing himself against the wall. Blood started trickling from his nose. “Goddammit, Laufer,” he muttered to himself. “And are you still mad about that?” he yelled at Christian.

“Beyond all reason,” Christian said, eyes closed and brow furrowed.

The man in the blue tie stood up. “So, do we have a plan?”

“Sit your ass down, Thanatos,” the man in the black tie said.

“Yeah,” Prometheus piped in, “listen to Demon. He’ll kick your ass if you don’t.”

“You don’t listen to him all the time,” Thanatos said, sitting back next to Omega. “What’s keeping you alive?”

“Because then,” Prometheus held up his index finger to prove a point, “it would be the ‘Big Six’, and that sounds retarded.”

“So can we get on with this?” Omega was clearly annoyed. “Any ideas?”

“I declare we hunt the bastards down” Prometheus pulled out his revolver.

Laufer laughed. “Alas, a hint of a good idea from our friend here. Answer me this,” he leaned back in his seat, “who are we going to hunt down?”

“Ah… uh… hm.” Prometheus was at loss for words. “Well… you don’t know?” He started laughing at this comment. “I guess you’re intel network just isn’t good enough, huh Luafer?” Prometheus fell to the floor laughing.

“You find your own jokes too funny.” Demon said.

Stranger: bahahahah!

Stranger: best answer yet

You: I write stories for a living.

Stranger: omg thats awesome

You: Yeah?

Stranger: well thanks for teh lulz

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

I love doing this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: yo

Stranger: asl

You: 25/e/e

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