Spirit of the Pharaoh, Cease Suckage! [Remake]

[Umbra]

Spirit of the Pharaoh

LIGHT

Zombie

8 / 2800 / 2500

If this card is Special Summoned by the effect of "The First Sarcophagus", you can Special Summon as many Level 2 or lower Zombie-type monsters from your Graveyard. They cannot be used for a Synchro Summon, and they are destroyed during the End Phase.

 

The First Sarcophagus

Continuous Spell

Once per turn, you can send 2 Zombie-type monsters from your Deck to the Graveyard (except "Spirit of the Pharaoh") to Special Summon 1 "Spirit of the Pharaoh" from your hand or Graveyard. When this card is removed from the field, add 1 "The Second Sarcophagus" or "The Third Sarcophagus" in your Deck or Graveyard to your hand.

 

The Second Sarcophagus

Continuous Spell

If this card was not added to your hand by "The First Sarcophagus", shuffle it into your Deck and draw 1 card. Once per turn, you can Special Summon 1 Level 4 or lower Zombie-type monster from either player's Graveyard. When this card is removed from the field, destroy all monsters Special Summoned by this effect and add 1 "The First Sarcophagus" in your Deck or Graveyard to your hand.

 

The Third Sarcophagus

Continuous Spell

If this card was not added to your hand by "The First Sarcophagus", shuffle it into your Deck and draw 1 card. Once per turn, when a Zombie-type monster is Special Summoned, inflict damage to your opponent equal to the Summoned monster's ATK. The Summoned monster cannot declare an attack this turn. When this card is removed from the field, add 1 "The First Sarcophagus" in your Deck or Graveyard to your hand.

 

The Pharaoh's Tombkeeper

LIGHT

Zombie

4 / 1600 / 1400

This card's name is treated as "The First Sarcophagus" while it is face-up on the field or in your Graveyard. If you control no Spell or Trap Cards, you can Special Summon this card from your hand. When this card is Summoned, add 1 "Sarcophagus" card in your Deck to your hand.

 

Royal Suppression

Continuous Spell Card

The Level of all Zombie-type monsters in your Deck or Graveyard becomes 1.

[Jamesgent111]

fail at signature, nice cards

[Umbra]

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CONSIDERATION

CONSIDERATION

 

This week's story is "Re: Spirit of the Pharaoh, Cease Suckage [Remake]" by Jamesgent111. I do not know how he came up with that name, nor do I intend to ask. By reading his name only I can lower my expectations; his name contains numbers. If there is any clear hint that a writer could have subpar quality, it can be found in the number-to-letter ratio of their username. He did capitalize his name, though it might've been accidental.

 

The story starts very quickly, with only vague hints of a plot and vaguely established characters. The setting itself is also unclear, the only place being referred to by name is "signature" - yes, it's uncapitalized in the story - and is never mentioned again. It seems to be told from a first-person perspective, although no personal pronouns are actually used - an impressive feat in itself. I'm basing the first-person thought on the theory that our main character - unnamed throughout the entire story - seems to be thinking aloud. I cannot be certain, though; descriptions aren't Jamesgent111's strongest side.

 

Overall, I wouldn't recommend anyone to read this story. The plot is incoherent, the character(s?) are bland mooks with no personality whatsoever, and the only opinions presented seem to be some sort of mockery or insults.

[Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer]

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CONSIDERATION

CONSIDERATION

 

This week's story is "Re: Spirit of the Pharaoh, Cease Suckage [Remake]" by Jamesgent111. I do not know how he came up with that name, nor do I intend to ask. By reading his name only I can lower my expectations; his name contains numbers. If there is any clear hint that a writer could have subpar quality, it can be found in the number-to-letter ratio of their username. He did capitalize his name, though it might've been accidental.

 

The story starts very quickly, with only vague hints of a plot and vaguely established characters. The setting itself is also unclear, the only place being referred to by name is "signature" - yes, it's uncapitalized in the story - and is never mentioned again. It seems to be told from a first-person perspective, although no personal pronouns are actually used - an impressive feat in itself. I'm basing the first-person thought on the theory that our main character - unnamed throughout the entire story - seems to be thinking aloud. I cannot be certain, though; descriptions aren't Jamesgent111's strongest side.

 

Overall, I wouldn't recommend anyone to read this story. The plot is incoherent, the character(s?) are bland mooks with no personality whatsoever, and the only opinions presented seem to be some sort of mockery or insults.

 

WHAT.

 

No Level 2 or lower Gemini Zombies?

[Umbra]

fail at signature' date=' nice cards

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CONSIDERATION

CONSIDERATION

 

This week's story is "Re: Spirit of the Pharaoh, Cease Suckage [Remake]" by Jamesgent111. I do not know how he came up with that name, nor do I intend to ask. By reading his name only I can lower my expectations; his name contains numbers. If there is any clear hint that a writer could have subpar quality, it can be found in the number-to-letter ratio of their username. He did capitalize his name, though it might've been accidental.

 

The story starts very quickly, with only vague hints of a plot and vaguely established characters. The setting itself is also unclear, the only place being referred to by name is "signature" - yes, it's uncapitalized in the story - and is never mentioned again. It seems to be told from a first-person perspective, although no personal pronouns are actually used - an impressive feat in itself. I'm basing the first-person thought on the theory that our main character - unnamed throughout the entire story - seems to be thinking aloud. I cannot be certain, though; descriptions aren't Jamesgent111's strongest side.

 

Overall, I wouldn't recommend anyone to read this story. The plot is incoherent, the character(s?) are bland mooks with no personality whatsoever, and the only opinions presented seem to be some sort of mockery or insults.

 

WHAT.

 

No Level 2 or lower Gemini Zombies?

 

Don't question the truth that is

CONSIDERATION

CONSIDERATION. I could add some Level 2 or lower Gemini Zombies, but that wouldn't change anything. Royal Suppression gives you Il Blud, even.

[Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer]

fail at signature' date=' nice cards

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CONSIDERATION

CONSIDERATION

 

This week's story is "Re: Spirit of the Pharaoh, Cease Suckage [Remake]" by Jamesgent111. I do not know how he came up with that name, nor do I intend to ask. By reading his name only I can lower my expectations; his name contains numbers. If there is any clear hint that a writer could have subpar quality, it can be found in the number-to-letter ratio of their username. He did capitalize his name, though it might've been accidental.

 

The story starts very quickly, with only vague hints of a plot and vaguely established characters. The setting itself is also unclear, the only place being referred to by name is "signature" - yes, it's uncapitalized in the story - and is never mentioned again. It seems to be told from a first-person perspective, although no personal pronouns are actually used - an impressive feat in itself. I'm basing the first-person thought on the theory that our main character - unnamed throughout the entire story - seems to be thinking aloud. I cannot be certain, though; descriptions aren't Jamesgent111's strongest side.

 

Overall, I wouldn't recommend anyone to read this story. The plot is incoherent, the character(s?) are bland mooks with no personality whatsoever, and the only opinions presented seem to be some sort of mockery or insults.

 

WHAT.

 

No Level 2 or lower Gemini Zombies?

 

Don't question the truth that is

CONSIDERATION

CONSIDERATION. I could add some Level 2 or lower Gemini Zombies, but that wouldn't change anything. Royal Suppression gives you Il Blud, even.

 

I whatted because it was hilarious. And came from nowhere.

 

I didn't see Royal Suppression though. Makes One for One bannable and Graceful Revival more awesome.

[Umbra]

It makes for good Zombie support. Sure, the ability to summon any Zombie from your Deck might be a bit too much, but I consider that support rather than banworthiness.

 

I do realize that Suppression lets Pharaoh swarm for game with Skull Flames / Despairs / other Pharaohs, however. Maybe I should tweak it a little.