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Samus Aran is at the lower end of the spectrum when it comes to pervertedness, ah'm afraid. Yes, there's the Zero Suit, and the 8-bit Bikini in Metroid 1. But, the bikini was 8-bit, and a figure-hugging jumpsuit doesn't compare to actual flesh being shown, as in the case of:

-Morrigan.

-Mai Shiranui.

-R. Mika.

-Anna Williams.

-Lara Croft.

 

All of them are the subject of more, shall we say, intense, pervertedness. To the point where Anna Williams can be seen showering naked in the Tekken Movie.

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3 words' date=' zero, suit, samus

 

no seriously, who actually makes a charecter were a form fitting suit the sports all cleavage, and outback. I mean seriously, I think the conversation went somthing like this

 

Nintendo guy 1: our sales didnt go so well for that last game

Nintendo guy 2: yeah I know, what could we do?

Drunk nintendo guy 3: I THINK WE NEED SOMEONE FOR FANSERVICE

Nintendo guy 1: wait what?

Nintendo guy 2: thats actually a good idea, say more.

Drunk nintendo guy 3: WE NEED SAMUS IN A TIGHT SUIT!! TO SHOW OFF HER GIANT BOOBS AND TIGHT ASS!!!

Nintendo guy 1:...PERFECT

 

*Later at the graphics design room*

 

Nintendo guy 1:*drools* perfect

Nintendo guy 2: Well be millionares

Sober nintendo guy 3: *walks in*...Pervs

 

Discuss perverts and such

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Pokemon. D:

 

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Poor flat-chested Misty.

 

 

Fire crotch' date=' and great legs make up for this. :)

 

i just saw the pic (Dialup. i keep pics disabled) and can someone please tell me why james has bigger boobs then his f*** toy jessie?

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Breast implants

 

YouTube exists.

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Pokemon. D:

 

pokemon.jpg

Poor flat-chested Misty.

 

 

Fire crotch' date=' and great legs make up for this. :)

 

i just saw the pic (Dialup. i keep pics disabled) and can someone please tell me why james has bigger boobs then his f*** toy jessie?

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Breast implants

 

YouTube exists.

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Pokemon. D:

 

pokemon.jpg

Poor flat-chested Misty.

 

 

Fire crotch' date=' and great legs make up for this. :)

 

i just saw the pic (Dialup. i keep pics disabled) and can someone please tell me why james has bigger boobs then his f*** toy jessie?

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The episode got banned because James used a breast pump.

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I'm a pervert everywhere.

And I can't control it.

 

Mainly cause I don't want to.

And perverts have a lot of fun.

Indeed. If anyone calls me a pervert' date=' I blame puberty. But I should be blaming the internet.

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Dun blame intrawebz D=

 

One word.

 

Ditto. (I like to call him Mr Slime Rape)

 

The Pokemon can breed with everything' date=' and it's made of slime.

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I like to call him Sex Jelly.

I like to call him Squeezetoythatgetsusedalotcausehecanbeanythingthatisusedforsexualreferences.

I'm still working on the name.

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