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We lost a great person.

 

One year ago, today, we lost someone great, someone who influenced our lives more than you can ever imagine.

 

One year ago, today, we lost the most convincing infomercial guy in the entire world. THE ENTIRE WORLD!

 

One year ago, today, we lost the only person who could validly say that they spoke in caps lock irl.

 

One year ago, today, we lost Billy Mays. That is all.

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I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE FOR THE ENTIRE DAY, BUT I WILL DEDICATE THIS POST TO BILLY MAYS. MAY HE REST IN PEACE, AND MAY VANCE FROM SHAMWOW DIE IN A FIRE. AMEN.

 

I love how there was no thread on MJ; however' date=' one on Billy Mays~

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More people cared about MJs death than Billy Mays' death, so 'twas more suitable to make a BM thread.

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We lost a great person.

 

One year ago' date=' today, we lost someone great, someone who influenced our lives more than you can ever imagine.

 

One year ago, today, we lost the most convincing infomercial guy in the entire world. THE ENTIRE WORLD!

 

One year ago, today, we lost the only person who could validly say that they spoke in caps lock irl.

 

One year ago, today, we lost Billy Mays. That is all.

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BILLY MAYS KNEW HOW TO ADVERTISE. I THINK IT'S OBVIOUS WHY HE HAD SO MUCH ENERGY, DON'T YOU?

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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE. YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM SOME OF THE WONDERFUL PRODUCTS I HAVE PITCHED OVER THE YEARS. OXYCLEAN, KABOOM, THE AWESOME AUGER. BUT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ME IN A WHILE. I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE A BIT SAD BECAUSE I CAN'T ENTER YOUR LIVING ROOM AND PITCH WONDERFUL PRODUCTS LIKE THE GOPHER PICK-UP AND REACH TOOL. BUT DON'T BE SAD. I, BILLY MAYS, DIED, NOT SO I COULD ROB THE WORLD OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ALL THE WONDERFUL PRODUCTS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED, BUT SO I COULD PASS THAT VERY SAME KNOWLEDGE ON TO THE NEXT WORLD. AND I'M NOT REALLY GONE. EVERY TIME YOU USE OXYCLEAN TO CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES OR THE AWESOME AUGER TO DIG HOLES OR ****, I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU, SCREAMING IN YOUR EAR.

 

THIS IS BILLY MAYS. THANK YOU.

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