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HI' date=' BILLY MAYS HERE. YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM SOME OF THE WONDERFUL PRODUCTS I HAVE PITCHED OVER THE YEARS. OXYCLEAN, KABOOM, THE AWESOME AUGER. BUT YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ME IN A WHILE. I KNOW YOU MIGHT BE A BIT SAD BECAUSE I CAN'T ENTER YOUR LIVING ROOM AND PITCH WONDERFUL PRODUCTS LIKE THE GOPHER PICK-UP AND REACH TOOL. BUT DON'T BE SAD. I, BILLY MAYS, DIED, NOT SO I COULD ROB THE WORLD OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ALL THE WONDERFUL PRODUCTS YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED, BUT SO I COULD PASS THAT VERY SAME KNOWLEDGE ON TO THE NEXT WORLD. AND I'M NOT REALLY GONE. EVERY TIME YOU USE OXYCLEAN TO CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES OR THE AWESOME AUGER TO DIG HOLES OR ****, I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YOU, SCREAMING IN YOUR EAR.

 

THIS IS BILLY MAYS. THANK YOU.

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CHAOS, I THINK I JUST CRIED. THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL. THANK YOU FOR SENDING THAT MESSAGE TO US; IT MAKES ME FEEL VERY WARM AND HAPPY INSIDE.

 

I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE FOR THE ENTIRE DAY

 

YOU CANNOT TRULY APPRECIATE BILLY MAYS IF YOU DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN THE ENTIRE DAY.

 

GO HIDE IN A HOLE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.

 

NO' date=' YOU WIN. I HAVE JUMPED ON THE BANDWAGON. I DO APPRECIATE HIM, AND I AM WILLING TO TALK IN CAPS LOCK FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

 

I JUST WISH I COULD TALK IN CAPS LOCK IRL, BUT ONLY BILLY HAS THAT POWER. OH HOW I WISH HE WERE ALIVE. SHAMWOW SUCKS D[b'][/b]ICK; OXYCLEAN IS WHERE IT'S AT. THAT REMINDS ME, DIDN'T HE DIE BECAUSE HE DRANK ORANGE GLO? I FORGET.

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